TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:00 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Cut a piece of the cyber game pie for that highly decent Enfield bloke, about this big. :mrgreen:
Aaaahhh! That's nice. Now bugger off and watch the game.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:41 pm

Come on, someone!!!!!
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:49 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Okay boys (and girls), fill yer boots. (And big thanks to thebish)



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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:57 pm

Karate Kit.


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Post by General Mannerheim » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:25 pm

Watch her try and stick us two in a wheelie bin!
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:35 pm

TANGODANCER wrote:
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"I swear to god that f*cking mouse was THIS big."

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That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Post by thebish » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:40 pm

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Orange Pants: length of average cat-gut, hmmmmmmm, about this big, length of sword.... hmmmmmm... DON'T SWALLOW THE SWORD!
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Post by TANGODANCER » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:28 pm

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"Let's see how your wipe-on, wipe-off works against a Ninja, Ginga".
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:45 pm

Prufrock wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
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"I swear to god that f*cking mouse was THIS big."

"It's OK, I has sword!"
Winner!

Off you go Pru.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:37 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Winner!

Off you go Pru.
Cheers Mr Enfield. On you go.

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Post by Little Green Man » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:40 pm

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Simon says 'How big are the chaises longues in the Lowry Hotel?'
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Post by BWFC_Insane » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:40 am

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Stevie G was being overly optimistic after the England players were asked how much trouble Wayne would be in with Colleen when he got home.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:02 am

After penalties, the boys perfected their crucifixion technique in case they didn't qualify for the Euro's

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:46 am

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Wayne leads the 'massive knickers' scoring celebration routine rehearsals
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:53 am

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Stevie G takes the safe option when asked "How big a prick is Rafa Benitez?"
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Post by thebish » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:56 am

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Team selection was a headache until Capello masterminded the Stevie G Body-Odour test. Sorry Gary - you stink!
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Post by Prufrock » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:22 pm

It's Michael f*cking Carrick!
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Post by truewhite15 » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:06 am

Prufrock wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Winner!

Off you go Pru.
Cheers Mr Enfield. On you go.

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Stevie-G failed the class aeroplane imitation test.
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Post by Hoboh » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:15 am

thebish wrote:Image
the good, the bad and the ugly with a few wankers thrown in
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Post by Jakerbeef » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:30 pm

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Capello: Seen as you've all been shit, you can stand there and keep the crows off the field.
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