with a barge pole!!!
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have they ever let him on the telly?? please no!!!Gary the Enfield wrote:Alan Green
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thebish wrote:have they ever let him on the telly?? please no!!!Gary the Enfield wrote:Alan Green
Technically, no. But he is on an advert for the FA cup on the radio and as such an actor. I need no excuse to hate this man but this justifies his inclusion in this thread too.
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Alan 'twatty man' Carr.
Here I stand foot in hand...talkin to my wall....I'm not quite right at all...am I?
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... to be absolutely honest, & I may get some stick for this one, but Paddy McGuiness.
How's he managed it ?
& I'm soooooo ashamed I missed Jedward !
How's he managed it ?
& I'm soooooo ashamed I missed Jedward !
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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And Clive Owen (woodenest actor on the planet?) and Russel Crowe.
I think you mentioned them. I agree.
I also think Ross out of friends is "a bit of a Clive Owen".
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Max Clifford, professional leech and moral-free chancer who has done more than anyone to foster the 'famous for being famous' culture.
And anyone who works for the Daily Express.
And anyone who works for the Daily Express.
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Biblically? Not on your nelly.CrazyHorse wrote:Have we had Katie Price?
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Jeremy Vine - the sanctimonious nice person.
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I can't believe I didn't include Chris Moyles in my original list...
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If we're just doing randoms...
Jack Dee....your misery never has and never will be funny
Ulrika Johnson....go away please
Dawn French...Nothing you have ever done has been funny in the slightest. And you are very irritating to boot.
William and Harry...Pair of thick useless toffs.
Jack Dee....your misery never has and never will be funny
Ulrika Johnson....go away please
Dawn French...Nothing you have ever done has been funny in the slightest. And you are very irritating to boot.
William and Harry...Pair of thick useless toffs.
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Add Jeremy Kyle and you have a real pair of right Jeremy's.Bruce Rioja wrote:Jeremy Vine - the sanctimonious tw*t.
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If just actors..............
Cliff Richard (I know he's really a singer (sorry) but did some films)
Jack Nicholson (other than Mars Attacks)
Danny Dyer
Jim Carey...yes you can pull funny faces...anything else?
John Travolta (should he be included as an actor?)
Cliff Richard (I know he's really a singer (sorry) but did some films)
Jack Nicholson (other than Mars Attacks)
Danny Dyer
Jim Carey...yes you can pull funny faces...anything else?
John Travolta (should he be included as an actor?)
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Hugh Grant
Andie MacDowell
Kristin Scott
Simon Callow
James Fleet
John Hannah
David Bower
Charlotte Coleman
Anna Chancellor
David Haig
Sophie Thompson
Timothy Walker
Sara Crowe
Corin Redgrave
I took Rowan Atkinson out.
Andie MacDowell
Kristin Scott
Simon Callow
James Fleet
John Hannah
David Bower
Charlotte Coleman
Anna Chancellor
David Haig
Sophie Thompson
Timothy Walker
Sara Crowe
Corin Redgrave
I took Rowan Atkinson out.
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I took Rowan Atkinson out.
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Tony Robinson.
Yes, I know Baldrick is a classic & an all-time great, but why did he have to be played by such a dick ?
Eno Eruotor (you have to begetting BBC TV, North West guys, sorry). How did she get that gig ??
Joe 90 ... specy little twonk.
Yes, I know Baldrick is a classic & an all-time great, but why did he have to be played by such a dick ?
Eno Eruotor (you have to begetting BBC TV, North West guys, sorry). How did she get that gig ??
Joe 90 ... specy little twonk.
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bobo the clown wrote:Tony Robinson.
Yes, I know Baldrick is a classic & an all-time great, but why did he have to be played by such a dick ?
not a fan of Time Team then!
(you're not letting artistic judgement be influenced by a seat on Labour's National Executive, are you?)
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Good grief .... is he ??? No, but had I known he'd have been on here earlier.thebish wrote:not a fan of Time Team then!bobo the clown wrote:Tony Robinson.
Yes, I know Baldrick is a classic & an all-time great, but why did he have to be played by such a dick ?
(you're not letting artistic judgement be influenced by a seat on Labour's National Executive, are you?)
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Esther Rantzen. Fck .... I forgot about her !!!
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Bollox.bobo the clown wrote:Esther Rantzen. Fck .... I forgot about her !!!
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