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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri May 06, 2011 12:08 am

would anyone want to do this to themselves?!

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Re: Why?

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Fri May 06, 2011 12:40 am

Looks quite pretty. You see a similar thing tattooed down the back. At least this isn't permanent, you can presumably just take it out when you get bored with it.
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Re: Why?

Post by bobo the clown » Fri May 06, 2011 7:30 am

People are weird.
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Re: Why?

Post by Lord Kangana » Fri May 06, 2011 7:34 am

I bet they're all immigrants claiming £10k worth of benefits a week whilst secretly working for Prince Phillip to kill Dianna The Saint. And we're all going to die because its not like it used to be. I'm scared.

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Re: Why?

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri May 06, 2011 8:39 am

........or this?

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Re: Why?

Post by seanworth » Fri May 06, 2011 8:46 am

Looks quite pretty? Hope that was a sarcastic comment.

At least the last picture you can tell her to zip it, which I assume was the idea although would have to say she went a little extreme to get her point across.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Fri May 06, 2011 8:50 am

Thats got to be photoshopped. It wouldn't physically work.
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Re: Why?

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri May 06, 2011 8:53 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Thats got to be photoshopped. It wouldn't physically work.

I've seen modifications where people have had their tongues split in two. Presumably, provided you use a non-oxidising or non tarnishing metal like gold or silver it is feasible to do this.

Not for me, though.

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Re: Why?

Post by Worthy4England » Fri May 06, 2011 9:40 am

With my beer gut, the first one that looks like a corset may hold a certain appeal.

How much does it cost?

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Re: Why?

Post by HMX » Fri May 06, 2011 12:05 pm

Worthy4England wrote:With my beer gut, the first one that looks like a corset may hold a certain appeal.

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Re: Why?

Post by Raven » Fri May 06, 2011 12:07 pm

Each to their own I guess, does nowt for me and would be too scared to have anything like that done :)
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Re: Why?

Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri May 06, 2011 1:44 pm

Try this......

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Re: Why?

Post by boltonboris » Fri May 06, 2011 1:50 pm

How much did that set you back Enfield?
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Re: Why?

Post by seanworth » Fri May 06, 2011 1:54 pm

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just have the bumps removed?

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Re: Why?

Post by thebish » Fri May 06, 2011 1:58 pm

I've gone for a new look this week...

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Re: Why?

Post by malcd1 » Fri May 06, 2011 1:59 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Try this......

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To copy a Peter Crouch phrase.

FRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people think those ear lobe (Or side of the nose or below the lips) 'gauging' things look good or cool. I can't wait to see how stupid they feel in 20 years time.
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Re: Why?

Post by thebish » Fri May 06, 2011 2:04 pm

malcd1 wrote: Why do people think those ear lobe (Or side of the nose or below the lips) 'gauging' things look good or cool. I can't wait to see how stupid they feel in 20 years time.
'tis truly horrid...

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Re: Why?

Post by HMX » Fri May 06, 2011 2:05 pm

Each to their own. Still don't understand some people, though.

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Re: Why?

Post by Armchair Wanderer » Fri May 06, 2011 2:06 pm

seanworth wrote:Looks quite pretty? Hope that was a sarcastic comment.
It's not really my thing and I'm not really a tattoo man either but if she's going to have one I'd rather it was something creative and not just random playboy bunnies and stars.

With the ribbons tied into the back like that it might look good if she had an open-backed dress on. She could even colour co-ordinate the ribbon with the dress. I don't like the throat one though, that looks dangerous if the person (looks like a man) were to get into a fight... or shave.

Just imagine having one of those and being able to change it for home and away games. You can't do that with tattoos!

A friend of an ex-girlfriend used to have those big holes in each ear and pull cars up hills with them. If you're going to have piercings they may aswell be useful or unusual.
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Re: Why?

Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri May 06, 2011 2:15 pm

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Oh my! :shock:

This child-like scrawl on the back of this hefty bastard is supposedly Old Trafford! :shock:
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