Hotels in Manchester

[Gary the Enfield]

Will you be requiring any extras?

1) Bed @ £15.00 + VAT
2) Lights @ £5.00 + VAT
3) Electricity @ £10.00 + VAT (required if lights option chosen)
4) Car Parking @ £10.00 + VAT for every 24 hours or part thereof
5) Key for room @ £5.00 + VAT +
6) Room Key insurance @ £10.00 + VAT (required if exercising room key option)

etc etc

I'm in the wrong job.

.... & the fast toaster option ???

Even money can't circumvent Health and Safety considerations.

You poor, naive child. Of course it can.

[Lord Kangana]

Ok

7) Personal toaster hire £15.00
Mandatory personal injury insurance to be taken with toaster £560.00 per hour.

[bobo the clown]

Ok

7) Personal toaster hire £15.00
Mandatory personal injury insurance to be taken with toaster £560.00 per hour.

which, if available in minutes would be approx £56 for two pieces with super-slow toasters inc., & £11 with normal "oh, I do seem to survive at home" toasters ltd. !!

Still, it's beginning to add up, all this.

[Lord Kangana]

Minimum purchase one hour.

[Lord Kangana]

Plus handling fee.

[bobo the clown]

Minimum purchase one hour.

fck, that's a lot of toast.

Unless using the hotel one .... in which case it's about 6 slices. SAFE slices, to be fair.

[General Mannerheim]

What's your budget?

HRG would be the best for this, but he's having a bit of time off here

whats all that about?

[Gail Platz]

I've always found Manchester to be an absolute rip off, always at least £90 for a room even if you book well in advance. The only one I've seen less than that is one that was about £40 off Portland street, but it was far too close to Canal Street for my liking, probably find a load of gays bumming in your room.

[Harry Genshaw]

The only one I've seen less than that is one that was about £40 off Portland street, but it was far too close to Canal Street for my liking, probably find a load of gays bumming in your room.

You are Jim Davidson and I claim £5

[William the White]

I've always found Manchester to be an absolute rip off, always at least £90 for a room even if you book well in advance. The only one I've seen less than that is one that was about £40 off Portland street, but it was far too close to Canal Street for my liking, probably find a load of gays bumming in your room.

In your sweet dreams...

[Gail Platz]

The only one I've seen less than that is one that was about £40 off Portland street, but it was far too close to Canal Street for my liking, probably find a load of gays bumming in your room.

You are Jim Davidson and I claim £5

Are you a shirt lifter?

[Lord Kangana]

My turn then, are you Richard Littlejohn?

[Hoboh]

And don't forget the "do you actually want to pay us for this? That'll be another fiver then." option. Aswell as the handling fee.

Good, good. I like this a lot.

If on the other hand you want to pay by card, we have to charge a further transaction fee...

If you collect your ticket in person there will be postage related charge and a service charge for processing the postage charge, then theres a charge for the car park you are using to collect your ticket and a charge to issue the parking charge then a fee to process these!

[Lord Kangana]

Collecting it in person? F*ck me, that'll cost you more than that.

[Prufrock]

Where's Brucie's favourite if you'd like to print these with your own printer, bought at your own cost, with your own ink, thus meaning we have to do even less than the very little we already do, that'll be an extra £7?

As for bumming in Canal St....

Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.

[boltonboris]

What's your budget?

HRG would be the best for this, but he's having a bit of time off here

whats all that about?

Probably just pissed off with a load of the soft moaning old bastards on 'ere

[boltonboris]

Where's Brucie's favourite if you'd like to print these with your own printer, bought at your own cost, with your own ink, thus meaning we have to do even less than the very little we already do, that'll be an extra £7?

As for bumming in Canal St....

Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.

No scalliea on Canal Street??????? There feck*' is!! It's a kick off hot spot!! My best mate and his parents own the New Union on the corner.. Some of the fights you see in there!!

[Hoboh]

Where's Brucie's favourite if you'd like to print these with your own printer, bought at your own cost, with your own ink, thus meaning we have to do even less than the very little we already do, that'll be an extra £7?

As for bumming in Canal St....

Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.

No scalliea on Canal Street??????? There feck' is!! It's a kick off hot spot!! My best mate and his parents own the New Union on the corner.. Some of the fights you see in there!!

Worth a visit then? good enterainment?

[Worthy4England]

Where's Brucie's favourite if you'd like to print these with your own printer, bought at your own cost, with your own ink, thus meaning we have to do even less than the very little we already do, that'll be an extra £7?

As for bumming in Canal St....

Manchester is ace. You can have the awesome night life of Canal St. (who do you prefer, gays or chavs? Gays every time for me, and there ain't no scallies on canal st.), the joys of Chinatown, or, or, you can not be a fanny and get yersen in t'Circus Tavern.

No scalliea on Canal Street??????? There feck' is!! It's a kick off hot spot!! My best mate and his parents own the New Union on the corner.. Some of the fights you see in there!!

Worth a visit then? good enterainment?

Just watch out for the chicks with the hairy hands...

[boltonboris]

If you fancy some drug riddled weirdo threating to stab you with a sharded piece of mirror, then the Gay Village is the place for you