Today I'm angry about.....

[Wandering Willy]

Today I'm angry about people posting things in the Today I'm Angry about thread when they aren't angry about anything

Objective achieved.

[The Axman]

Mmmm cookies... I like White chocolate ones best...

Surely that should be in the "Today I'm ecstatic about" thread.

Today I'm angry about people posting things in the Today I'm Angry about thread when they aren't angry about anything

Forgive me, Mr Axman! Pretty please? I'll share my cookies with you?

Forgiven! Nice goal by the way.
Now gi' me a cookie...

[Worthy4England]

I'm not usually angry about anything. But today (and angry might still be the wrong word), I'm miffed about the brass instrument "The Baritone".

On it's own, it's fairly harmless, in the hands of an expert it can be fairly wonderful.

In the hands of a 9 year old kid for the next 8 months. HELP!

[TANGODANCER]

I'm not usually angry about anything. But today (and angry might still be the wrong word), I'm miffed about the brass instrument "The Baritone".

On it's own, it's fairly harmless, in the hands of an expert it can be fairly wonderful.

In the hands of a 9 year old kid for the next 8 months. HELP!

Got to be better than a recorder.

[Gary the Enfield]

I'm not usually angry about anything. But today (and angry might still be the wrong word), I'm miffed about the brass instrument "The Baritone".

On it's own, it's fairly harmless, in the hands of an expert it can be fairly wonderful.

In the hands of a 9 year old kid for the next 8 months. HELP!

Got to be better than a recorder.

My daughter plays the Recorder, the Violin and the Piano equally well. That is, not.

[Worthy4England]

I'm not usually angry about anything. But today (and angry might still be the wrong word), I'm miffed about the brass instrument "The Baritone".

On it's own, it's fairly harmless, in the hands of an expert it can be fairly wonderful.

In the hands of a 9 year old kid for the next 8 months. HELP!

Got to be better than a recorder.

My daughter plays the Recorder, the Violin and the Piano equally well. That is, not.

It's certainly fecking louder than the recorder. I shall steal the valves overnight.

[Gary the Enfield]

I'm not usually angry about anything. But today (and angry might still be the wrong word), I'm miffed about the brass instrument "The Baritone".

On it's own, it's fairly harmless, in the hands of an expert it can be fairly wonderful.

In the hands of a 9 year old kid for the next 8 months. HELP!

Got to be better than a recorder.

My daughter plays the Recorder, the Violin and the Piano equally well. That is, not.

It's certainly fecking louder than the recorder. I shall steal the valves overnight.

Just pour treacle down the big hole!

[Worthy4England]

I'm not usually angry about anything. But today (and angry might still be the wrong word), I'm miffed about the brass instrument "The Baritone".

On it's own, it's fairly harmless, in the hands of an expert it can be fairly wonderful.

In the hands of a 9 year old kid for the next 8 months. HELP!

Got to be better than a recorder.

My daughter plays the Recorder, the Violin and the Piano equally well. That is, not.

It's certainly fecking louder than the recorder. I shall steal the valves overnight.

Just pour treacle down the big hole!

Maybe Verbal could send me his excess of Mars Bar...

[Bruce Rioja]

My brother was learning to play trumpet and one evening was annoying me with it whilst I was trying to do my homework at the dining table, so I picked up a grapefruit out of the fruitbowl and whacked it in the hole. Chipped his tooth. He didn't do it again

[Gooner Girl]

Try being a primary school teacher and having to sit through entire concerts of tuneless brats attempting to play 'Mary had a little lamb' on the recorder, then you'll really know what hell is...

[Gary the Enfield]

My brother was learning to play trumpet and one evening was annoying me with it whilst I was trying to do my homework at the dining table, so I picked up a grapefruit out of the fruitbowl and whacked it in the hole. Chipped his tooth. He didn't do it again

That's why you didn't get the Stone Roses ticket over some Ritzy's munter!

[Bruce Rioja]

My brother was learning to play trumpet and one evening was annoying me with it whilst I was trying to do my homework at the dining table, so I picked up a grapefruit out of the fruitbowl and whacked it in the hole. Chipped his tooth. He didn't do it again

That's why you didn't get the Stone Roses ticket over some Ritzy's munter!

You've remembered that?

Yeah, I could be on here now giving it plenty of 'Yeah, you monkeys enjoy Heaton Park. Some of us were at Spike Island!

[Verbal]

Maybe Verbal could send me his excess of Mars Bar...

It's in the post.

[Verbal]

This. Actually a disgrace.

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Some poor fella got flattened by a bus outside Kings Cross just this morning as well. Hope the guy is ok

[thebish]

I have a shower - everything's fine
the missus has a shower - all is calm
the kids have a shower - one after the other - long ones - no problem.

My lodging cousin-in-law has a shower - cascades of water into the kitchen!!!

what the feck is he doing in there!!!!

[Raven]

I have a shower - everything's fine
the missus has a shower - all is calm
the kids have a shower - one after the other - long ones - no problem.

My lodging cousin-in-law has a shower - cascades of water into the kitchen!!!

what the feck is he doing in there!!!!

Pulling the sealant away from the edge of the shower?

[CrazyHorse]

At work now there's been a circuit breaker tripped which has taken out my PCs. My lappy has about 27mins to go before it dies. Fairy nuff, I'll sit with my feet up.
Not a problem cept the maintenance guys can't locate the circuit breaker to reset it.
Apparently the breaker in question doesn't exist anywhere on site.
And I work in a ferking power station.

[thebish]

At work now there's been a circuit breaker tripped which has taken out my PCs. My lappy has about 27mins to go before it dies. Fairy nuff, I'll sit with my feet up.
Not a problem cept the maintenance guys can't locate the circuit breaker to reset it.
Apparently the breaker in question doesn't exist anywhere on site.
And I work in a ferking power station.

[TANGODANCER]

At work now there's been a circuit breaker tripped which has taken out my PCs. My lappy has about 27mins to go before it dies. Fairy nuff, I'll sit with my feet up.
Not a problem cept the maintenance guys can't locate the circuit breaker to reset it.
Apparently the breaker in question doesn't exist anywhere on site.
And I work in a ferking power station.

Gave me a laugh Hoss. I worked for The National Computing Centre and part of my job was Site Service. Number of times there's been complete panic about why something was down (even amongst the IT guys) when all it took was to go to the Switch Room and see which switch had tripped and flip it back. Most of the time it was because female staff think that it's okay to plug one extension lead into another one and run sixteen fans/heaters, printers etc all of 13 amps.

[CrazyHorse]

We're back on now.
No exaggeration, it took three blokes an hour of staring at the schematics and scratching their heads before they asked their supervisor who told them just to check all the breakers and switch on the one that was off.