The TW Caption Competition Thread

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:43 am

Andy Warhol said to his kid

"Pumpkin soup? How the hell am I meant to paint a tin of pumpkin soup? Make it Campbell's and I'll do it"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:47 am

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:

"So you see Grandma, as there's no daylight between the tin of peanut butter and the pumpkins, it's offside. You calling the referee a total and utter wanker will not change the facts."

But surely dear, the idea of daylight is complete fabrication by the media?? And if there was NO daylight, surely they would be onside??

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:57 am

communistworkethic wrote:
Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:

"So you see Grandma, as there's no daylight between the tin of peanut butter and the pumpkins, it's offside. You calling the referee a total and utter wanker will not change the facts."
But surely dear, the idea of daylight is complete fabrication by the media?? And if there was NO daylight, surely they would be onside??

relax dear, it's only a caption competition.

Mr Rose like a salmon · Post by **Mr Rose like a salmon** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:49 pm

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

I know we're Russian gran, but do we have to eat the same ingredients every day ?

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I'll get my coat!

Steady · Post by **Steady** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:15 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
Steady wrote:Cheers mummy - I've just learnt how to put a picture in! Have a go at this....

Guardian Headline:

Brutish Bolton Tactics Offend Deity

Obviously I didn't learn it that well then.....

Steady · Post by **Steady** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:22 pm

Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

The Blackpool squad have not been the same in recent years.....

david lee's bald patch · Post by **david lee's bald patch** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:11 pm

Gravedigger wrote:

"How many more times Grandma!! If the ball is passed forward, the tin of soup is offside!!!"

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:16 pm

david lee's bald patch wrote:"How many more times Grandma!! If the ball is passed forward, the tin of soup is offside!!!"

lmfao! ace

Mar · Post by **Mar** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:26 pm

The guy on the right looks too much like that TV hypnotist. Can't remember his name but at least it would explain why they're clapping together.

Anyway back to the caption-y thing..

Grandma looked on in dispair as 'American Pie the early years' took a disturbing twist at halloween.

david lee's bald patch · Post by **david lee's bald patch** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:46 pm

Just nearly spat out me tea

Super_Kevin_Davies · Post by **Super_Kevin_Davies** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:14 pm

Gertie wrote:
Gravedigger wrote:OH aye? Try this one cos I've also learned how to do it.

Smashing Pumpkins grandma, no sweetie we're listening to the Foo Fighters.

I'm so proud Gertie

, I'll have to take you (and your cousin!) to a concert next

hehe

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:15 am

Hang about SKD, let's not run before we can walk here.... After you got out of the car, I put Charlotte Church on

(I think I'm beyond help).

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:40 am

Gertie wrote:Hang about SKD, let's not run before we can walk here.... After you got out of the car, I put Charlotte Church on (I think I'm beyond help).

I'd put Charlotte Church on given the chance.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:54 am

Indeedy!

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:00 am

what? who? where?

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:02 am

10 Hail Marys anyone?

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:04 am

Jesus! She's got something alive on her chest!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:05 am

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:Jesus! She's got something alive on her chest!

Yeah, and unfortunately its not me!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:13 am

LMFAO!

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:20 am

We've gone full circle back to Smashing Pumpkins again.

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