Today I'm angry about.....

[Wandering Willy]

I'll have her turn it off on her way out.

[Burnden Paddock]

Mrs BP has started today to try to get the robin in our garden to feed from her hand. It came very close to her today, but wasn't quite brave enough. It doesn't mind wandering around the garden with our rabbits though. Great pic btw Bish!

[Gooner Girl]

Exactly how far into your neighbour's bedroom can you see with this lens?

For informational purposes only.

I can see all the way to West Sussex...

He even told me what colour panties i was wearing today!

[Lord Kangana]

Ok, own up, which of you shower of bastards is drinking all this bloody cider that is absolutely bloody everywhere?

Cider used to be the alternative at the end of the bar for a particularly hot summers day "ooh, I think I'll have my biennial pint of Bow today, what with it cracking the flags outside" etc etc

Now? Now it has to have its own f*cking postcode in most pubs theres that bloody many of them. I'm sure people are putting it on their twatting breakfast cereal its so ubiquitous.

What in the name of sweet baby jesus has possessed the world that even flaming Wifebeater have brought their own version out?

Well?

[bobo the clown]

I quite like it ...... sorry !

[William the White]

Ok, own up, which of you shower of bastards is drinking all this bloody cider that is absolutely bloody everywhere?

Cider used to be the alternative at the end of the bar for a particularly hot summers day "ooh, I think I'll have my biennial pint of Bow today, what with it cracking the flags outside" etc etc

Now? Now it has to have its own f*cking postcode in most pubs theres that bloody many of them. I'm sure people are putting it on their twatting breakfast cereal its so ubiquitous.

What in the name of sweet baby jesus has possessed the world that even flaming Wifebeater have brought their own version out?

Well?

It's hoboh... Never seen without a bottle of cider as he pushes the old, rusty, Lidl trolley before him... He views the apples as one of his five a day...

[Bruce Rioja]

Ok, own up, which of you shower of bastards is drinking all this bloody cider that is absolutely bloody everywhere?

Cider used to be the alternative at the end of the bar for a particularly hot summers day "ooh, I think I'll have my biennial pint of Bow today, what with it cracking the flags outside" etc etc

Now? Now it has to have its own f*cking postcode in most pubs theres that bloody many of them. I'm sure people are putting it on their twatting breakfast cereal its so ubiquitous.

What in the name of sweet baby jesus has possessed the world that even flaming Wifebeater have brought their own version out?

Well?

I like Cidre, and keep a healthy stock of it in the fridge!

[Lord Kangana]

Its you lot!!

I f*cking knew it....

[thebish]

I like the IDEA of cider - it LOOKS refreshing - but, I can't stand it!!!

[Gary the Enfield]

I like the IDEA of cider - it LOOKS refreshing - but, I can't stand it!!!

Me either. Too many bottles of Merrydown on the back fields when I was a teenager. Even the smell knocks me wonky.

[Bruce Rioja]

I like the IDEA of cider - it LOOKS refreshing - but, I can't stand it!!!

Me either. Too many bottles of Merrydown on the back fields when I was a teenager. Even the smell knocks me wonky.

That little offy at the bottom of Coop St? Isn't it? Wasn't it? Merrydown on the cemetery by The Mop?

[Gary the Enfield]

I like the IDEA of cider - it LOOKS refreshing - but, I can't stand it!!!

Me either. Too many bottles of Merrydown on the back fields when I was a teenager. Even the smell knocks me wonky.

That little offy at the bottom of Coop St? Isn't it? Wasn't it? Merrydown on the cemetery by The Mop?

Bank Top offy (pre-brewery when the Tennis Courts were there). We'd then go up onto Sharples school grounds and sup, smoke and snog our way through the long summer weekends. Sometimes we invited girls.

[Bruce Rioja]

Bank Top offy (pre-brewery when the Tennis Courts were there). We'd then go up onto Sharples school grounds and sup, smoke and snog our way through the long summer weekends. Sometimes we invited girls.

Bottom of Hugh Lupus St? I knew I knew you from somewhere!

[Lord Kangana]

Thingies!!

[Gary the Enfield]

Bank Top offy (pre-brewery when the Tennis Courts were there). We'd then go up onto Sharples school grounds and sup, smoke and snog our way through the long summer weekends. Sometimes we invited girls.

Bottom of Hugh Lupus St? I knew I knew you from somewhere!

[thebish]

Bank Top offy (pre-brewery when the Tennis Courts were there). We'd then go up onto Sharples school grounds and sup, smoke and snog our way through the long summer weekends. Sometimes we invited girls.

Bottom of Hugh Lupus St? I knew I knew you from somewhere!

it was dark - and the snogging was easy....

[thebish]

not "angry" as such but a bit bemused...

I have just bought a clutch lever assembly bracket (Honda) for my motorbike - quite a specific item...

anyway - with the email saying I had bought it there is a section:

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[thebish]

saw an avert last night on the tellybox for BUPA

it features and old bloke called charlie - talking about his life

anyway - he says he won a medal in the war.. blah blah blah - and now he's 83..

hang on...

83... that means born in 1929

the 2nd WW started in 1939 unless I am very much mistaken..

so - he was 10 when it started and 16 when it finished - and won a medal??

I suspect they are lying and haven't really thought it through....

[bobo the clown]

saw an avert last night on the tellybox for BUPA

it features and old bloke called charlie - talking about his life

anyway - he says he won a medal in the war.. blah blah blah - and now he's 83..

hang on...

83... that means born in 1929

the 2nd WW started in 1939 unless I am very much mistaken..

so - he was 10 when it started and 16 when it finished - and won a medal??

I suspect they are lying and haven't really thought it through....

... or it's Alzheimers he's there with ?!?!

C'mon, think out of the box.

[Montreal Wanderer]

saw an avert last night on the tellybox for BUPA

it features and old bloke called charlie - talking about his life

anyway - he says he won a medal in the war.. blah blah blah - and now he's 83..

hang on...

83... that means born in 1929

the 2nd WW started in 1939 unless I am very much mistaken..

so - he was 10 when it started and 16 when it finished - and won a medal??

I suspect they are lying and haven't really thought it through....

Korean War? Defence Medal for the the Civil Defence Messenger Service pedaling his bike through the bombs of London? Football Youth Cup winner? There are possibilities....