The TW Caption Competition Thread

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Post by Gravedigger » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:53 pm

Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.


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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:56 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.
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Post by Gravedigger » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:58 pm

Sorry, Bruce momentarilly forgot how to do it. Post the pic that is. Good effort though. :P
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Post by stinkythefrog » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:00 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.


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Not an entry in the competition but funnily enough my dog is a cross between a Jack Russell and a border collie and this must have been pretty much what the conception looked like :oops:

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:03 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.


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Post by blurred » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:17 pm

I don't reckon much to this here 'doggy style' malarky, remarked Blackie...

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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:19 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.


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Post by blurred » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:23 pm

Is this what's known as a doggy-back?

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Post by Gertie » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:35 pm

There was no way Patch was going to spoil the newly clipped and polished claws in the snow... So hailed a passing labarador.

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:50 pm

It's not how you use it. Size DOES count.
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Post by blurred » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:03 pm

Having refuted the findings of the cat scan, Patch was now waiting for the results of the lab test

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:23 pm

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Dogville the new specially made village for dogs belonging to the rich community had everything there human masters were privileged with, even London cabs!!
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Post by Mar » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:47 pm

The remake of the hound of the baskervilles wasn't quite going to plan.

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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:58 pm

blurred wrote:Having refuted the findings of the cat scan, Patch was now waiting for the results of the lab test
boo get off!!!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:15 pm

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:25 pm

A quick congratulations to Mummywhycantieatcrayons on being the first person to post an idea that received over 1000 posts and over 10000 views.

As for as TW threads go, this is truly the daddy!!
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Post by blurred » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:26 pm

World's largest flea discovered

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:56 pm

Gravedigger wrote:Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.


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Post by blurred » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:02 pm

The new colour version of Dingbats was removed from sale after complaints were received about the card for 'give a dog a bone'

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Post by Gravedigger » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:03 pm

Going to Freetown (Sierra Leone) tomorrow evening so I've had a hard time, (ooer missus!) selecting one from all the excellent responses. But the one that made me laugh out loud was
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That old, very old, character of comedy, vice and general testicular maestro........TangoDancer. Well done lad
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