The TW Caption Competition Thread

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 2:46 pm

Gertie wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
Gaullic Bread?????

Right I'm closing this one now, there's no way that one could be beaten! I take my cap off (or any other item of clothing you wish dear) to you.

Gertie Wins!

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:02 pm

Oooh thanks, I'll claim my prize later....

OK as no-one can upset me today you can all be mean and horrible with this little beauty:

stinkythefrog · Post by **stinkythefrog** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:07 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooh thanks, I'll claim my prize later....

OK as no-one can upset me today you can all be mean and horrible with this little beauty:

Mark Owen in sperm shampoo ad shocker.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:10 pm

Take two bottles onto the stage? Not me...

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:10 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooh thanks, I'll claim my prize later....

OK as no-one can upset me today you can all be mean and horrible with this little beauty:

"Hey folks. Glad to be back with you, and as you can see I'm a little more mature since I saw you all last"

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:11 pm

Mark was thankful that the music press were speaking metaphorically when they said Take That had 'the midas touch', otherwise his shower would have been altogether more unpleasant...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:53 pm

Gertie wrote:Oooh thanks, I'll claim my prize later....

OK as no-one can upset me today you can all be mean and horrible with this little beauty:

Like the water, his career was soon down the drains.

mofgimmers · Post by **mofgimmers** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:55 pm

Mark Owen won the 'Pointless Z List celebrity c*nt pouring a bottle of water on his head' award for the 3rd year running.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 3:58 pm

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It was well known Mark Owen was gay, even before the cravat wearing in public.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:02 pm

Instant Gay.........just add water!!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:05 pm

Career in tatters, living rough, outed as a poop-shoot trooper this was now Owen's personal hygiene regimen.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:05 pm

Mark got the actions for Relight My Fire all wrong...

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:06 pm

Neeeeeee-ver forget to put the top back on

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:06 pm

Owen's re-enactment of that infamous scene from Flashdance was pathetic.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:07 pm

Cooooooooeeeee, hello sailor!!

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:10 pm

Thousands were disappointed that Owen was too wet to relight his fire.

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:12 pm

Mark Owen tests a bottle of the all new instant reggae juice!!

stinkythefrog · Post by **stinkythefrog** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:12 pm

Stand back everyone looks like Commie is on a roll .

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:21 pm

stinkythefrog wrote:Stand back everyone looks like Commie is on a roll .

He'll be rolling into a slap from me in a minute...

stinkythefrog · Post by **stinkythefrog** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 4:23 pm

Uh-oh I seem to be about to be caught up in a Commie and Gertie flirting extravaganza time to go me thinks

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