The TW Caption Competition Thread

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:49 pm

Gerrard's famous scouse 'slide of hand' trick worked so well that Cisse still believed he was chatting on his mobile!!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:57 pm

blurred wrote:Do your worst, folks

Gerrard fell for the old 'pull away as I go to shake the hand' gag for the 100th time.

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:39 pm

blurred wrote:Do your worst, folks

So I say to the ref: "Watch MOTD and see yourself looking a fool for that decision"

and he says:

"Watch it yourself and see you getting sent off"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:49 pm

Cisse's 'Nelley the Elephant' came a very poor second to Gerrard's 'Beadle's spazzy hand' impression!

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:33 pm

Your gonna have to learn some less Shakespearean insults if you want to get through to the scouse faithful Cisse!

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:11 am

"So, I kiss the badge and all the Scousers will think I'm committed long term, Stevie? Do I look stupid?"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:08 am

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here's my handle here's my spout.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:18 pm

Ok, guess we should have a winner. Was thinking something along these lines, so Mr Horse takes it for

CrazyHorse wrote:Gerrard fell for the old 'pull away as I go to shake the hand' gag for the 100th time.

Up you step, sir

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:49 pm

Try this one,

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:55 pm

Copper on the left: London marathon's not till April, mate

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:58 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Try this one,

Blimey mate, we were in shirtsleeves when the rest went past!

dave1980 · Post by **dave1980** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 2:59 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Try this one,

They just didn't have the heart to tell the lone runner that the Marathon was abanoned due to adverse weather

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:02 pm

Livingstone praises the effect of the new Congestion Charge

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:08 pm

No, lad. The yellow snow isn't Tango.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:09 pm

Fella on the right: 'Scuse me mate, have I missed the Notting Hill Carnival?'

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:21 pm

Come on Bill there's nobody about. Let's beat the shit out of this one!

Blackberry Monkey · Post by **Blackberry Monkey** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:25 pm

Zulus! Thousands of 'em! wrote:

Come on Bill there's nobody about. Let's beat the shit out of this one!

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:26 pm

"Oi tithead, your supposed to take the hanger out of the jacket before you put it on!!"

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:46 pm

CrazyHorse wrote:Try this one,

No, honest Bert, the message said "Watch out for drug runners dealing in snow". I reckon we should have him!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:03 pm

First copper: My brother used to be a marathon runner, you know
Second copper: Really? What, London, New York, Paris and all that?
First copper: Nah, smuggling chocolate bars out of South America

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