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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:55 pm

I didn't bring it up though did I.
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by mrkint » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:08 pm

sorry man, was just joshin.

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Post by boltonboris » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:19 pm

"I am not queer in the slightest but will admit that I avoid both of those things because they detract from watching footy"

This comment, will be quoted for generations to come.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Mar 19, 2013 5:27 pm

boltonboris wrote:"I am not queer in the slightest but will admit that I avoid both of those things because they detract from watching footy"

This comment, will be quoted for generations to come.
Regrettably.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:30 pm

I'm more concerned that he's not been 'shagging around' because he was concentrating on his education :shock:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:35 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:I'm more concerned that he's not been 'shagging around' because he was concentrating on his education :shock:
Whatever happened to sex education :conf:

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:38 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:I'm more concerned that he's not been 'shagging around' because he was concentrating on his education :shock:
Whatever happened to sex education :conf:
Well his English was so bad I thought he'd be better off just giving it up and getting himself ..well you know
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Tue Mar 19, 2013 6:56 pm

boltonboris wrote:"I am not queer in the slightest but will admit that I avoid both of those things because they detract from watching footy"

This comment, will be quoted for generations to come.
By who, queers?
The above post is complete bollox/garbage/nonsense, please point this out to me at any and every occasion possible.

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:45 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:
boltonboris wrote:"I am not queer in the slightest but will admit that I avoid both of those things because they detract from watching footy"

This comment, will be quoted for generations to come.
By who, queers?
You know Dan ... all joking aside ... shut the fck up.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Dujon » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:03 am

bwfcdan94 wrote: You could not be more right about that Malcd :mrgreen: . Aren't we lucky that some youngster showed them this new invention of the internet and even showed them how to use a computer.
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Post by white blood » Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:10 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:
as wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:Sticking with age, am I the youngest person on here by quite some distance?
I hope so. It's your only excuse! ;)
:D, as far as I know I am the youngest person on here by at least 5 years (anyone want to tell me I am wrong then fair enough). Some of you are four times as old than me!
You should be out shagging birds and drinking on street corners.

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Worryingly at the age of 18 I have never done either of those. I am not queer in the slightest but will admit that I avoid both of those things because they detract from watching footy and my education. I have made both of those decisions by choice although it was recommended when I was about 10 that I should not drink because I had several epileptic fits when I was younger. Anyway most of the birds of my age in Wokingham have already f*cked at least 10 lads in my year.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:24 am

white blood wrote:
You are Christopher John Francis Boone.
...and as you have failed to do so, I claim your Internet 5 pounds :D

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:11 am

bwfcdan94 wrote:I have never done either of those. I am not queer in the slightest but will admit that I avoid both of those things because they detract from watching footy and my education.
What a start to the day :lmfao:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:26 am

a Crin Blithered Youth wrote: I avoid both shagging birds and drinking because they detract from watching footy and my education.
:?

I used my education so I could get into university in order for the state to pay for me to shag more birds and go on all day benders. Watching footy was something I did when I wasn't shagging birds and drinking.
Prioritisation was something I learnt in nursery school.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:29 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
a Crin Blithered Youth wrote: I avoid both shagging birds and drinking because they detract from watching footy and my education.
:?

I used my education so I could get into university in order for the state to pay for me to shag more birds and go on all day benders. Watching footy was something I did when I wasn't shagging birds and drinking.
Prioritisation was something I learnt in nursery school.

I buggered up my education by shagging birds and drinking Merrydown on the back of Sharples School Playing Fields and Bank Top Tennis Club.

It were ace. :mrgreen:

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Post by ohjimmyjimmy » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:23 am

Might have moaned about this before...
But why..
Why, when i go to Asda at 7.30 in a morning, and there's 500 empty parking spaces, why when i come out 5 minutes later has some shitty renault clio or somethng always parked next to me, but not just next to me, RIGHT next to me, so i cant even get in the feckin drivers door.

I mean, why, you've got the whole car park to choose from, why??
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:32 am

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Might have moaned about this before...
But why..
Why, when i go to Asda at 7.30 in a morning, and there's 500 empty parking spaces, why when i come out 5 minutes later has some shitty renault clio or somethng always parked next to me, but not just next to me, RIGHT next to me, so i cant even get in the feckin drivers door.

I mean, why, you've got the whole car park to choose from, why??
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by 2399 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:53 am

Watching the News


Am Bloody angry :cry:

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:07 pm

2399 wrote:Watching the News


Am Bloody angry :cry:
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Post by 2399 » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:21 pm

No, A man is being charged with Murder, and others with Affray after a Promising Young AFL Football Umpire was chased down over a few hundred metres then stabbed to death.

Angry the Stabber will likely get a soft sentence, and am angry as to why he/they did it. :cry:

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