Only Connect Two........

[Harry Genshaw]

Good footballers with bad erections?

[Winter Hill White]

Good footballers with bad erections?

No. This is a hard one (snigger snigger).

[Bruce Rioja]

To cow an opponent into submission
To dog a customer with unwanted questions...

Do what?

[Winter Hill White]

Another clue needed for me please WHW
Oh, & well done on mine Kinty

pele
cole
bale

Final clue on this one.

pele
cole
bale
nile

[Burnden Paddock]

Another clue needed for me please WHW
Oh, & well done on mine Kinty

pele
cole
bale

Final clue on this one.

pele
cole
bale
nile

Wild guess, but probably coincidence, they all begin with abbreviations for chemical elements?

Pele - Pelyethylene
Cole - Cobalt
Bale - Barium
Nile - Nickel

[Montreal Wanderer]

Another clue needed for me please WHW
Oh, & well done on mine Kinty

pele
cole
bale

Final clue on this one.

pele
cole
bale
nile

Wild guess, but probably coincidence, they all begin with abbreviations for chemical elements?

Pele - Pelyethylene
Cole - Cobalt
Bale - Barium
Nile - Nickel

That's been done before BP by Mr Kint but it is as good as any beyond the obvious I suppose (though over here it is polyethylene and it is not an element - try pelopium - just as good ).

[Winter Hill White]

Another clue needed for me please WHW
Oh, & well done on mine Kinty

pele
cole
bale

Final clue on this one.

pele
cole
bale
nile

Wild guess, but probably coincidence, they all begin with abbreviations for chemical elements?

Pele - Pelyethylene
Cole - Cobalt
Bale - Barium
Nile - Nickel

Not the answer I was thinking of, but it does work.

A clue for the answer I had in mind. (This is a clue rather than another one in the sequence). The postcode area for Ewood Park and Turf Moor.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Another clue needed for me please WHW
Oh, & well done on mine Kinty

pele
cole
bale

Final clue on this one.

pele
cole
bale
nile

Wild guess, but probably coincidence, they all begin with abbreviations for chemical elements?

Pele - Pelyethylene
Cole - Cobalt
Bale - Barium
Nile - Nickel

Not the answer I was thinking of, but it does work.

A clue for the answer I had in mind. (This is a clue rather than another one in the sequence). The postcode area for Ewood Park and Turf Moor.

No, it doesn't work because pe is not an element - it was one briefly (pelopium) but that turned out to be an error. As for postal codes - I'd have no chance there. Post code for Ewood Park is BB2 4JF and Turf Moor is BB10 4BX. Good clue...but no clue.

[Burnden Paddock]

[quote="Winter Hill White
pele
cole
bale

Final clue on this one.

pele
cole
bale
nile

Wild guess, but probably coincidence, they all begin with abbreviations for chemical elements?

Pele - Pelyethylene
Cole - Cobalt
Bale - Barium
Nile - Nickel

Not the answer I was thinking of, but it does work.

A clue for the answer I had in mind. (This is a clue rather than another one in the sequence). The postcode area for Ewood Park and Turf Moor.

No, it doesn't work because pe is not an element - it was one briefly (pelopium) but that turned out to be an error. As for postal codes - I'd have no chance there. Post code for Ewood Park is BB2 4JF and Turf Moor is BB10 4BX. Good clue...but no clue. [/quote]

Probably should have said chemical symbol rather than element. Tbh I did a quick google search (OMG cheating ) and saw that Polyethylene is abbreviated to PE, but neglected to read further. Guilty as charged. Then went on to misspell Polyethylene. I hadn't even had any alcohol to blame it on.

[Bruce Rioja]

Probably should have said chemical symbol rather than element. Tbh I did a quick google search (OMG cheating ) and saw that Polyethylene is abbreviated to PE, but neglected to read further. Guilty as charged. Then went on to misspell Polyethylene. I hadn't even had any alcohol to blame it on.

At work we use PE, or PET, as an abbreviation for polyester ((from polyethelene terephthalate) FYI phthalates are what the Chinese bulked up the baby milk with)) though I'm not sure that either abbreviation is any more scientifically sound than us referring to homo-polymer acrylic as HA.

[Worthy4England]

Probably should have said chemical symbol rather than element. Tbh I did a quick google search (OMG cheating ) and saw that Polyethylene is abbreviated to PE, but neglected to read further. Guilty as charged. Then went on to misspell Polyethylene. I hadn't even had any alcohol to blame it on.

At work we use PE, or PET, as an abbreviation for polyester ((from polyethelene terephthalate) FYI phthalates are what the Chinese bulked up the baby milk with)) though I'm not sure that either abbreviation is any more scientifically sound than us referring to homo-polymer acrylic as HA.

Dear Bruce,

I've had to re-arrange the table placing's for the next bijou dinner party. The Fossington-Gore's can now make it, as Davinia's horse is fully recovered. I've relocated you, down the other end of the table, next to that nice bald chappie with the tweed suits, that's something big in the second-hand prosthetics market. Hope that's ok.

Toodles.

Worthy.

[Burnden Paddock]

Probably should have said chemical symbol rather than element. Tbh I did a quick google search (OMG cheating ) and saw that Polyethylene is abbreviated to PE, but neglected to read further. Guilty as charged. Then went on to misspell Polyethylene. I hadn't even had any alcohol to blame it on.

At work we use PE, or PET, as an abbreviation for polyester ((from polyethelene terephthalate) FYI phthalates are what the Chinese bulked up the baby milk with)) though I'm not sure that either abbreviation is any more scientifically sound than us referring to homo-polymer acrylic as HA.

WHW just give us the bloody answer!

[Montreal Wanderer]

Probably should have said chemical symbol rather than element. Tbh I did a quick google search (OMG cheating ) and saw that Polyethylene is abbreviated to PE, but neglected to read further. Guilty as charged. Then went on to misspell Polyethylene. I hadn't even had any alcohol to blame it on.

At work we use PE, or PET, as an abbreviation for polyester ((from polyethelene terephthalate) FYI phthalates are what the Chinese bulked up the baby milk with)) though I'm not sure that either abbreviation is any more scientifically sound than us referring to homo-polymer acrylic as HA.

WHW just give us the bloody answer!

I wouldn't count on hearing from him soon. He appears to be a slum landlord who lives out of the country on ill-gotten gains.

[Winter Hill White]

pele
cole
bale
nile

You can stick a double b in the middle of all of them to make another word.

Bit of an anti-climax really.
Wish I could have thought of one with homo-polymer acrylic.

[Winter Hill White]

I wouldn't count on hearing from him soon. He appears to be a slum landlord who lives out of the country on ill-gotten gains.

If only it was that exciting . . .

[Bruce Rioja]

Dear Bruce,

I've had to re-arrange the table placing's for the next bijou dinner party. The Fossington-Gore's can now make it, as Davinia's horse is fully recovered. I've relocated you, down the other end of the table, next to that nice bald chappie with the tweed suits, that's something big in the second-hand prosthetics market. Hope that's ok.

Toodles.

Worthy.

I bet he knows feck all about expanded polytetrafluoroethylene (ePTFE), still, if I'm not at the same end of the table as you then at least there's more chance of me getting a few roasties and the odd glass of wine.

[Worthy4England]

Dear Bruce,

I've had to re-arrange the table placing's for the next bijou dinner party. The Fossington-Gore's can now make it, as Davinia's horse is fully recovered. I've relocated you, down the other end of the table, next to that nice bald chappie with the tweed suits, that's something big in the second-hand prosthetics market. Hope that's ok.

Toodles.

Worthy.

I bet he knows feck all about expanded polytetrafluoroethylene (ePTFE), still, if I'm not at the same end of the table as you then at least there's more chance of me getting a few roasties and the odd glass of wine.

I don't recall ever running out of either to be honest Brucie. Wouldn't fret on that front.

[Burnden Paddock]

pele
cole
bale
nile

You can stick a double b in the middle of all of them to make another word.

Bit of an anti-climax really.
Wish I could have thought of one with homo-polymer acrylic.

Well, that was worth waiting for!

[Bruce Rioja]

Dear Bruce,

I've had to re-arrange the table placing's for the next bijou dinner party. The Fossington-Gore's can now make it, as Davinia's horse is fully recovered. I've relocated you, down the other end of the table, next to that nice bald chappie with the tweed suits, that's something big in the second-hand prosthetics market. Hope that's ok.

Toodles.

Worthy.

I bet he knows feck all about expanded polytetrafluoroethylene (ePTFE), still, if I'm not at the same end of the table as you then at least there's more chance of me getting a few roasties and the odd glass of wine.

I don't recall ever running out of either to be honest Brucie. Wouldn't fret on that front.

Exactly. You wouldn't have. It's only everyone else at the table that's suffered as a result of your greed, Leftie.

[Worthy4England]

Dear Bruce,

I've had to re-arrange the table placing's for the next bijou dinner party. The Fossington-Gore's can now make it, as Davinia's horse is fully recovered. I've relocated you, down the other end of the table, next to that nice bald chappie with the tweed suits, that's something big in the second-hand prosthetics market. Hope that's ok.

Toodles.

Worthy.

I bet he knows feck all about expanded polytetrafluoroethylene (ePTFE), still, if I'm not at the same end of the table as you then at least there's more chance of me getting a few roasties and the odd glass of wine.

I don't recall ever running out of either to be honest Brucie. Wouldn't fret on that front.

Exactly. You wouldn't have. It's only everyone else at the table that's suffered as a result of your greed, Leftie.

Errrrr, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I shall rephrase for the folk sat with the prosthetics sales people. I don't recall anyone at the table ever running out of either to be honest Brucie.