The TW Caption Competition Thread

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:08 am

... and it's a Happy New Year to Bolton Wanderers as El Hadji Diouf perfects his "nobody near me - penalty!" dive.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:27 am

For only $29.95 the all new and improved 'Santa Trap' can be all yours...

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:33 pm

Had an accident around the home? A slip, trip or a fall? Unsure if you have a claim? Probably a dozy fecking husband - get the camera out!

InsaneApache · Post by **InsaneApache** » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:15 pm

Yet again CWE fails to impress Gertie.

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:16 am

No one having a go? How about a little american flavor?

plodder · Post by **plodder** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:04 am

americantrotter wrote:No one having a go? How about a little american flavor?

One minute nothing then all of a sudden a huge wind !

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:19 am

Stop smiling at the f*cking camera and get me down.

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:02 pm

Gertie's friends tested the "Wee Mark Owen Catcher III" Before wrapping it and giving it to her for her birthday......

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:38 pm

Well, its been a week now CH so american trotter's pic is officially the next entry:

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:06 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Well, its been a week now CH so american trotter's pic is officially the next entry:

Well, the wife's come up with a solution to stinking up the bathroom after a night out with the lads. Now I've got my own personal loo!

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:41 pm

Rodan's Tinker

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:32 pm

"Whatcha wearing?"

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:36 am

"Crap reception on this handset"

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:38 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:

Rodan's Tinker

Brilliant!

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:15 am

Outside toilet my arse!

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:26 am

"Hello, doctor? Yeah, I'm having a bit of toilet trouble. I'm on it again, and I've already layed 3 bricks!"

Gertie · Post by **Gertie** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:48 am

[Nokia ringtone]

Hello!

No, I'm on the throne,

No a cr*p

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:58 pm

Gertie wrote:[Nokia ringtone]

Hello!

No, I'm on the throne,

No a cr*p

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:03 pm

"What Guuud daaam Hurricane warning!!!........What?.............I dont have a Guuud daaam TV"

americantrotter · Post by **americantrotter** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:51 pm

Keveh is the winner!

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