The TW Caption Competition Thread

keveh · Post by **keveh** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:16 pm

wahey, here we go...

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army · Post by **Soldier_Of_The_White_Army** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:21 pm

Mallorca wasn't the team Campo expected it to be!!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:45 pm

Too much of Delia's christmas pudding had interfered with Norwich's fitness training

Daxter · Post by **Daxter** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:50 pm

"Does my front bum look big in this?"

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:50 pm

what not to wear - crop tops.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:52 pm

But Muuuuuum, yellow makes me look fat...

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:59 pm

Coach Heller's moonlighting as a bingo caller, may have had some influence on his choice of 88 for Chuck "Hoss" Olsenburg's jersey number.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:02 pm

The call of "give the ball to the guy with the flabby gut", needed to be a little more specific.

communistworkethic · Post by **communistworkethic** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:04 pm

QB, "10 -63, 10 63, hut hut hut"

Lardy Linebacker, "mmmmmmmmm pizza hut"

Bruce Rioja · Post by **Bruce Rioja** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:06 pm

Wide Receiver!

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:10 pm

The old 'hide the ball under the jumper' play wasn't quite as discrete and effective as they'd have hoped...

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:11 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:

Wide Receiver!

Touché

How about 'not so tight end'?

mummywhycantieatcrayons · Post by **mummywhycantieatcrayons** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:20 pm

JARDEL IN SHOCK NFL RETURN

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 11:30 pm

The difference between winning and losing in this sport is only about one thing - Guts!

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:10 pm

The US government sports department's attempts at dispelling the stereotype surrounding American's weight problem somewhat backfired.

blurred · Post by **blurred** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:16 pm

The evil little referee on the one on the right's shoulders is saying 'go on, make it wobble'

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:22 pm

keveh wrote:wahey, here we go...

Paul Gascoigne makes one last attempt to get back into football, any football.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:24 pm

You could do with a holiday mate, get some colour on you.

BoltonBilly · Post by **BoltonBilly** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:31 pm

Mark Owen falls into Willam "The Fridge" Perry whilst fisting.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:32 pm

BoltonBilly wrote:Mark Owen falls into Willam "The Fridge" Perry whilst fisting.

What the hell kind of site have I accidentally logged onto here?

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