Superstition

[Burnden Paddock]

Well, I know we alwsys let one in when I switch the radio on to see how we're doing.

That's a fact.

Tbf that could have happened at virtually any point between 3pm and 4.50pm yesterday.

[William the White]

I know some people who believe in God.

[Gary the Enfield]

I always put my left sock and shoe on before my right.

So, you actually have your left shoe on before you've got your right sock on? Have I misinterpreted this?

God no. That'd be crazy. Left sock, right sock. Left shoe, right shoe.

Just because.

[Gary the Enfield]

I know some people who believe in God.

I know some people who don't whistle on a theatre stage or say 'the Scottish Play' instead of Macbeth.

It's a fecked up world.

[General Mannerheim]

I Dont believe in any of that bollocks but i still generally touch wood and salute magpies, also avoid walking under ladders, passing people on stairs, spilling salt, opening umbrellas indoors and putting shoes on the table – just in case!

[William the White]

I know some people who believe in God.

I know some people who don't whistle on a theatre stage or say 'the Scottish Play' instead of Macbeth.

It's a fecked up world.

Me too! But they only do that 'just in case'.

[Worthy4England]

I know some people who believe in God.

I know some people who don't whistle on a theatre stage or say 'the Scottish Play' instead of Macbeth.

It's a fecked up world.

Me too! But they only do that 'just in case'.

So a little bit like believing in God, then?

[William the White]

I know some people who believe in God.

I know some people who don't whistle on a theatre stage or say 'the Scottish Play' instead of Macbeth.

It's a fecked up world.

Me too! But they only do that 'just in case'.

So a little bit like believing in God, then?

I've often felt that too...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I know some people who believe in God.

I know some people who don't whistle on a theatre stage or say 'the Scottish Play' instead of Macbeth.

It's a fecked up world.

Me too! But they only do that 'just in case'.

So a little bit like believing in God, then?

I've often felt that too...

That's only half the equation though. The full equation is: Ritual + Superstition = Religion

[TANGODANCER]

I know some people who believe in God.

I know some people who don't whistle on a theatre stage or say 'the Scottish Play' instead of Macbeth.

It's a fecked up world.

Me too! But they only do that 'just in case'.

"If I'd known there really was a God I'd have believed, honest"... just won't be acceptable as an excuse...

[William the White]

I know some people who believe in God.

I know some people who don't whistle on a theatre stage or say 'the Scottish Play' instead of Macbeth.

It's a fecked up world.

Me too! But they only do that 'just in case'.

"If I'd known there really was a God I'd have believed, honest"... just won't be acceptable as an excuse...

I think that if there's your kind of God he knows if you're playing the percentages...

[bobo the clown]

Then even the good non-believers and heathens will have to sit it out in Limbo.

From there you can smell the food and the wine, and hear the party going on, but can't join in.

I know this because Fr. Murphy (the bastard) told me. So it must be true.

[Prufrock]

I know some people who believe in God.

I know some people who don't whistle on a theatre stage or say 'the Scottish Play' instead of Macbeth.

It's a fecked up world.

Me too! But they only do that 'just in case'.

"If I'd known there really was a God I'd have believed, honest"... just won't be acceptable as an excuse...

The more you wrote, the more I prefer Hitchens' antitheism . God sounds like a dick.