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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:42 pm

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The old 'whip the football field from under the feet of the players' trick went terribly wrong
I think I won a round that involved a picture of Diouf saying something very similar to that once.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:44 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:
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The old 'whip the football field from under the feet of the players' trick went terribly wrong
I think I won a round that involved a picture of Diouf saying something very similar to that once.
Ahhhhhhh the good old days :D
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Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:46 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
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The old 'whip the football field from under the feet of the players' trick went terribly wrong
I think I won a round that involved a picture of Diouf saying something very similar to that once.
Oh yeah, that's right. I seem to remember I posted the bloody picture of Diouf in the first place too!

Judge - I demand that my entry be struck from the record. I'll have another go.
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:46 pm

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:
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Taricco's amazing "pulling the invisible rug from under the feet" trick claimed yet another victim.
In fact, it was your picture!

Edit: CH beat me to that epiphany.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:14 am

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Weird Olympics Event No 1: parachute-less indoor skydiving whilst wearing a football strip and singing the American National Anthem.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:01 am

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Consternation in the footballing world as it appears that Uri Geller may have a point after all.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:11 am

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His attempt at the Rene Higuita Scorpion Kick only led to Rod Wallace making a tit of himself.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:14 am

communistworkethic wrote:Claims of a drinking culture at Newcastle were supported when at least one player turned up for the game legless.
Not going to have much time today so I'm giving this one to Commie despite some good attempts. I'll be back! :D
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:41 am

Cheers TD.

Here you go....


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Post by blurred » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:50 am

They'd got the moustaches, substituted the curly hair for wigs, but still the French re-make of the sitcom 'Bread' didn't seem quite right...
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:51 am

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"So, Mister Lawrenson, you either shave off the tash again, or we insert this loaf. White Army!!"
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:55 am

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The TW admin/MOD crew were finally revealed, when Keveh miscued the eye coverings!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:00 am

Ok I shouldn't but...

Too many cooks spoil the brioche.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:04 am

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The Mexican Striker's welcome felt somewhat wasted when it became apparent that his name wasn't Baguettei at all!
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Post by blurred » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:08 am

communistworkethic wrote:Ok I shouldn't but...

Too many cooks spoil the brioche.
Indeed, you shouldn't.

That was just painful
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:43 am

blurred wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:Ok I shouldn't but...

Too many cooks spoil the brioche.
Indeed, you shouldn't.

That was just painful
Yeah, come on commie. Use your loaf....
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Post by blurred » Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:51 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Yeah, come on commie. Use your loaf....
Aye, it's the yeast he could do...
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Post by Gertie » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:03 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

The Mexican Striker's welcome felt somewhat wasted when it became apparent that his name wasn't Baguettei at all!
Marvellous!!!!!!!!
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:09 pm

Oh no am I going to get battered? I dough-nut think that's on!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:10 pm

blurred wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Yeah, come on commie. Use your loaf....
Aye, it's the yeast he could do...
Doesn't look like we're going to get a rise out of him.....
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