Today I'm angry about.....

[mrkint]

#fail

[Worthy4England]

Sticking a fiver at the start of the season on Marvin Sordell being the league's top scorer.

There's 3 games left !!

Nil desperandum, et al.

Such enthusiasm - I'm sure if you asked him nicely, he'd risk parting with his betting slip to you for - say - £6. £5 for the bet and £1 for the handling charge.

I could try and broker this, if you're not just a tyre kicker, for £6 + my standard market commission*

[bwfcdan94]

Sticking a fiver at the start of the season on Marvin Sordell being the league's top scorer.

I did warn you CH.

[bwfcdan94]

Yesterday I saw somebody sat next to me in business drop £5 out of their pockets as the lesson ended, I picked it up and followed them out the room and in the corridor told them they had dropped £5 out of their pocket, bastard not only did not say thank you but even accused me of nabbing it out of his pocket. disgraceful. Next time that happens at school I certainly will not be returning the money, some people down here are nothing short of complete wa**ers. . It is times like this that I cannot f**king wait to finish my A- levels and move back up to Bolton.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Yesterday I saw somebody sat next to me in business drop £5 out of their pockets as the lesson ended, I picked it up and followed them out the room and in the corridor told them they had dropped £5 out of their pocket, bastard not only did not say thank you but even accused me of nabbing it out of his pocket. disgraceful. Next time that happens at school I certainly will not be returning the money, some people down here are nothing short of complete wa**ers. . It is times like this that I cannot f**king wait to finish my A- levels and move back up to Bolton.

So his bad manners have made you dishonest. Not a good trade IMHO.

[Bijou Bob]

Met my new boss today. He's a DMB. Bloody typical.

Nice bloke as it happens (So far) apart from that.

He's not starting with us until June, which gives me time to rig up a mock Tevez 'Welcome to Preston' sign, change his screensaver to Shaun Goater or the Nolan picture with him wheeling away after scoring the winner at OT. How else might I greet his arrival??

[Worthy4England]

Met my new boss today. He's a DMB. Bloody typical.

Nice bloke as it happens (So far) apart from that.

He's not starting with us until June, which gives me time to rig up a mock Tevez 'Welcome to Preston' sign, change his screensaver to Shaun Goater or the Nolan picture with him wheeling away after scoring the winner at OT. How else might I greet his arrival??

Sarin, ricin, carpet bombing, second hand WMD's - all good.

[bwfcdan94]

Yesterday I saw somebody sat next to me in business drop £5 out of their pockets as the lesson ended, I picked it up and followed them out the room and in the corridor told them they had dropped £5 out of their pocket, bastard not only did not say thank you but even accused me of nabbing it out of his pocket. disgraceful. Next time that happens at school I certainly will not be returning the money, some people down here are nothing short of complete wa**ers. . It is times like this that I cannot f**king wait to finish my A- levels and move back up to Bolton.

So his bad manners have made you dishonest. Not a good trade IMHO.

It is not the first time that has happened though I have found peoples money before and have not been thanked which considering it would be rare practise for somebody in my school to act in the way I did it is appalling that I was not thanked, 97% of lads in my school would of slipped in their pocket and that would have been that. I am not saying I would take that approach outside of school, just inside school it is best to get rid of most of your morals.

[89bwfc89]

You're keen with your stats at the mo Dan.

[Annoyed Grunt]

You're keen with your stats at the mo Dan.

88.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[Worthy4England]

You're keen with your stats at the mo Dan.

88.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.

That's 100% blx.

[Annoyed Grunt]

You're keen with your stats at the mo Dan.

88.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.

That's 100% blx.

I rest my case

[Lord Kangana]

Met my new boss today. He's a DMB. Bloody typical.

Nice bloke as it happens (So far) apart from that.

He's not starting with us until June, which gives me time to rig up a mock Tevez 'Welcome to Preston' sign, change his screensaver to Shaun Goater or the Nolan picture with him wheeling away after scoring the winner at OT. How else might I greet his arrival??

Sarin, ricin, carpet bombing, second hand WMD's - all good.

What is it you said, a Liberal is a man who isn't affected by the issues?

Personally bob, I'd go with pinning him down when he arrives in the office, and getting the needle out like the eponymous bird in Dragon Tattoo. Only nothing namby pamby like the stomach, right across the face. I am a filthy, dirty red.

Then wash it off with Hydrochloric acid.

He'll just see it as good old fashioned harmless banter, trust me. If he doesn't, then you kill him. Ok?

[William the White]

Met my new boss today. He's a DMB. Bloody typical.

Nice bloke as it happens (So far) apart from that.

He's not starting with us until June, which gives me time to rig up a mock Tevez 'Welcome to Preston' sign, change his screensaver to Shaun Goater or the Nolan picture with him wheeling away after scoring the winner at OT. How else might I greet his arrival??

Sarin, ricin, carpet bombing, second hand WMD's - all good.

What is it you said, a Liberal is a man who isn't affected by the issues?

Personally bob, I'd go with pinning him down when he arrives in the office, and getting the needle out like the eponymous bird in Dragon Tattoo. Only nothing namby pamby like the stomach, right across the face. I am a filthy, dirty red.

Then wash it off with Hydrochloric acid.

He'll just see it as good old fashioned harmless banter, trust me. If he doesn't, then you kill him. Ok?

Feckin liberal... introduce him to hoboh... let's see if he's a DMB after that...

[bwfcdan94]

You're keen with your stats at the mo Dan.

I have always liked numbers and hence would like to be an accountant, my comment is an estimate but it is somewhere between 95-99%

[CrazyHorse]

Sticking a fiver at the start of the season on Marvin Sordell being the league's top scorer.

He only needs another 25 or so, you could be on to a winner!

I've just checked and he was 25/1 - I think I *may* have been drunk when I placed the bet.

Yeah, I'm going to need him to bag at least 20 today. Go Marvin!

[thebish]

perhaps a stretch to say I am angry - but the day is yet young!

apparently it's national record shop day (or summat) - so the radio is filled with pretentious knobs saying stuff like "oh yah - I always buy vinyl, I mean, yah - you can hear the scratches, which makes it authentic, yah?"

is next week national cassette tape day where the same knobs come on with: ""oh yah - I always buy vinyl, I mean, yah - you can hear the constant hiss and there's that moment when it all gets tangled in the machine, which makes it authentic, yah?"

and the week after - national pinhole camera week: "oh yah - I always take pinhole, I mean, yah - you can see the noise and it's black and white and upside-down, which makes it authentic, yah? Digital is so soul-less."

[bwfcdan94]

Sticking a fiver at the start of the season on Marvin Sordell being the league's top scorer.

He only needs another 25 or so, you could be on to a winner!

I've just checked and he was 25/1 - I think I *may* have been drunk when I placed the bet.

Yeah, I'm going to need him to bag at least 20 today. Go Marvin!

If you had of put the money on KD to be top scorer then that would be a reasonable excuse but Sordell, Marvin f**king Sordell.

[bwfcdan94]

perhaps a stretch to say I am angry - but the day is yet young!

apparently it's national record shop day (or summat) - so the radio is filled with pretentious knobs saying stuff like "oh yah - I always buy vinyl, I mean, yah - you can hear the scratches, which makes it authentic, yah?"

is next week national cassette tape day where the same knobs come on with: ""oh yah - I always buy vinyl, I mean, yah - you can hear the constant hiss and there's that moment when it all gets tangled in the machine, which makes it authentic, yah?"

and the week after - national pinhole camera week: "oh yah - I always take pinhole, I mean, yah - you can see the noise and it's black and white and upside-down, which makes it authentic, yah? Digital is so soul-less."

That would annoy myself as well Bish, turn the radio off and leave it off.

[thebish]

perhaps a stretch to say I am angry - but the day is yet young!

apparently it's national record shop day (or summat) - so the radio is filled with pretentious knobs saying stuff like "oh yah - I always buy vinyl, I mean, yah - you can hear the scratches, which makes it authentic, yah?"

is next week national cassette tape day where the same knobs come on with: ""oh yah - I always buy vinyl, I mean, yah - you can hear the constant hiss and there's that moment when it all gets tangled in the machine, which makes it authentic, yah?"

and the week after - national pinhole camera week: "oh yah - I always take pinhole, I mean, yah - you can see the noise and it's black and white and upside-down, which makes it authentic, yah? Digital is so soul-less."

That would annoy myself as well Bish, turn the radio off and leave it off.

now THAT I AM angry about!!!