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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed May 01, 2013 12:38 pm

thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote: Adults should never under any circumstances use a straw.
what if they are quadraplegic?
Intravenous drips.
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Post by bobo the clown » Wed May 01, 2013 12:44 pm

thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote: Adults should never under any circumstances use a straw.
what if they are quadraplegic?
Never liked that album anyway.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Wed May 01, 2013 12:52 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote: Adults should never under any circumstances use a straw.
what if they are quadraplegic?
Never liked that album anyway.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Thu May 02, 2013 7:24 pm

people who lurk and chat at zebra crossings - with no intention to cross..

I had to slow down almost to stopping point at THREE today because people chose it as a place to stop and chat!

STOP IT!!!

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu May 02, 2013 8:59 pm

That BT advert with the smug students in it. Particularly that snooty bitch - Grrrr!
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu May 02, 2013 9:00 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:That BT advert with the smug students in it. Particularly that snooty bitch - Grrrr!
You wouldn't? :shock:

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Thu May 02, 2013 9:05 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:That BT advert with the smug students in it. Particularly that snooty bitch - Grrrr!
You wouldn't? :shock:
Well I suppose so, but just to annoy her I'd go straight to sleep afterwards :mrgreen:
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu May 02, 2013 9:32 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:That BT advert with the smug students in it. Particularly that snooty bitch - Grrrr!
You wouldn't? :shock:
Well I suppose so, but just to annoy her I'd go straight to sleep afterwards :mrgreen:
... as opposed to ?
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Thu May 02, 2013 9:46 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:That BT advert with the smug students in it. Particularly that snooty bitch - Grrrr!
You wouldn't? :shock:
Well I suppose so, but just to annoy her I'd go straight to sleep afterwards :mrgreen:
... as opposed to ?
apologising and telling her that's never happened before... :wink:

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Post by Burnden Paddock » Thu May 02, 2013 10:06 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:That BT advert with the smug students in it. Particularly that snooty bitch - Grrrr!
You wouldn't? :shock:
Well I suppose so, but just to annoy her I'd go straight to sleep afterwards :mrgreen:
She'd probably prefer it if you went to sleep before. :wink:

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Post by as » Fri May 03, 2013 10:25 am

bobo the clown wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:That BT advert with the smug students in it. Particularly that snooty bitch - Grrrr!
You wouldn't? :shock:
Well I suppose so, but just to annoy her I'd go straight to sleep afterwards :mrgreen:
... as opposed to ?
:lol:

I would, she looks posh & mucky (posh when you're from Halliwell is anyone who cleans their teeth!).

The fat lad in that advert needs castrating, in public, while having dirty nappies thrown at his bonce.
Troll and proud of it.

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by thebish » Fri May 03, 2013 12:09 pm

I thought I'd bought 5 muller rice pots with strawberry..

but it turns out I didn't - i bought 5 muller low-fat strawberry yoghurts that some mischief-making tosspot shelf-stacker had deliberately placed in the spot that the rice pots normally are, just to spite me... :twisted:

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri May 03, 2013 12:26 pm

thebish wrote:I thought I'd bought 5 muller rice pots with strawberry..

but it turns out I didn't - i bought 5 muller low-fat strawberry yoghurts that some mischief-making tosspot shelf-stacker had deliberately placed in the spot that the rice pots normally are, just to spite me... :twisted:
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Post by thebish » Fri May 03, 2013 12:27 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
thebish wrote:I thought I'd bought 5 muller rice pots with strawberry..

but it turns out I didn't - i bought 5 muller low-fat strawberry yoghurts that some mischief-making tosspot shelf-stacker had deliberately placed in the spot that the rice pots normally are, just to spite me... :twisted:
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by mrkint » Fri May 03, 2013 12:29 pm

Being talked at.

When I'm not responding as you go off on your tangent please see it as a sign I don't care.

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri May 03, 2013 12:32 pm

mrkint wrote:Being talked at.

When I'm not responding as you go off on your tangent please see it as a sign I don't care.
Sorry. Say that again.
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Post by mrkint » Fri May 03, 2013 12:37 pm

I can only describe it as the feeling that woman in Airplane gets when Ted Stryker starts talking about himself. He then stops, she goes back to her book and then after a pause he carries on again. She then puts the book down, rolls her eyes and just sits there being talked at.

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri May 03, 2013 12:50 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:That BT advert with the smug students in it. Particularly that snooty bitch - Grrrr!
You wouldn't? :shock:
Well I suppose so, but just to annoy her I'd go straight to sleep afterwards :mrgreen:
... as opposed to ?
apologising and telling her that's never happened before... :wink:
Audrey - is that you? :oops:
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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by Worthy4England » Fri May 03, 2013 2:03 pm

mrkint wrote:Being talked at.

When I'm not responding as you go off on your tangent please see it as a sign I don't care.
Good marriage skillz there.

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Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Post by truewhite15 » Fri May 03, 2013 4:29 pm

Having booked a holiday three months ago with my girlfriend, and gone out of my way to book a place that a) could accomodate and b) would be fun for our two best friends who had said they were gonna come, both of them have told us now, a day before we depart, that they've changed their minds. :evil:

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