Today I'm angry about.....

[Lord Kangana]

Too much Cider will make you do that sort of thing.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

.... God. Or the weather. Or the weather gods.
Basically whomsoever is to blame! I took the afternoon off on the strict understanding that it would be sunny, sonny.
Me and the dog are picking icicles out of our beer - which might be alright if it were cider - but it's not... and I've got goosebumps on top of goosebumps under my polka dot bikini. I blame Crazy Hoss for encouraging me to come out.

[Hoboh]

Snouts and trough spring to mind!!!

[Il Pirate]

Snouts and trough spring to mind!!!

It really does make my blood boil. They are doing the same to the probation, police and fire Services at the moment. In the not too distant future we'll be as corrupt as Italy, & people will wonder why...............MP's are supposed to above this aren't they? With their ethical & moral codes.....Fvcking crooks the vast majority of them. Why serve people when we can fleece 'em and line our pockets? B*stards.

[Worthy4England]

Shortly, I think a 4 Lb lump hammer is going to go flying over trees at the back, in the general direction of the fcuker that spent 12 hours yesterday, drilling, sawing and hammering and has decided to (hopefully) finish the job off today. Have a couple of days off and do it midweek, fcking nuisance.

[William the White]

Shortly, I think a 4 Lb lump hammer is going to go flying over trees at the back, in the general direction of the fcuker that spent 12 hours yesterday, drilling, sawing and hammering and has decided to (hopefully) finish the job off today. Have a couple of days off and do it midweek, fcking nuisance.

Absolutely not - don't want him spoiling the midweek quiet when all you lot are at 'work'...

[bobo the clown]

Shortly, I think a 4 Lb lump hammer is going to go flying over trees at the back, in the general direction of the fcuker that spent 12 hours yesterday, drilling, sawing and hammering and has decided to (hopefully) finish the job off today. Have a couple of days off and do it midweek, fcking nuisance.

Absolutely not - don't want him spoiling the midweek quiet when all you lot are at 'work'...

The Man of the People has spoken !!

[William the White]

Shortly, I think a 4 Lb lump hammer is going to go flying over trees at the back, in the general direction of the fcuker that spent 12 hours yesterday, drilling, sawing and hammering and has decided to (hopefully) finish the job off today. Have a couple of days off and do it midweek, fcking nuisance.

Absolutely not - don't want him spoiling the midweek quiet when all you lot are at 'work'...

The Man of the People has spoken !!

[Worthy4England]

Shortly, I think a 4 Lb lump hammer is going to go flying over trees at the back, in the general direction of the fcuker that spent 12 hours yesterday, drilling, sawing and hammering and has decided to (hopefully) finish the job off today. Have a couple of days off and do it midweek, fcking nuisance.

Absolutely not - don't want him spoiling the midweek quiet when all you lot are at 'work'...

The Man of the People has spoken !!

Now you mention it, I have the week off. It's nice and quiet.

Well spotted.

[thebish]

Shortly, I think a 4 Lb lump hammer is going to go flying over trees at the back, in the general direction of the fcuker that spent 12 hours yesterday, drilling, sawing and hammering and has decided to (hopefully) finish the job off today. Have a couple of days off and do it midweek, fcking nuisance.

Absolutely not - don't want him spoiling the midweek quiet when all you lot are at 'work'...

The Man of the People has spoken !!

Now you mention it, I have the week off. It's nice and quiet.

Well spotted.

aye - but it's gonna piss it down all week, allegedly....

[Worthy4England]

I don't care what the weather man sez.

[bobo the clown]

I don't care what the weather man sez.

Only when the weatherman says it's raining.

[Worthy4England]

I don't care what the weather man sez.

Only when the weatherman says it's raining.

Sun's just come out!

[thebish]

got the garden shredder out and shredded a huge pile of tree-loppings and bush-massacrings - the equivalent size of the New Forest.. wanged all the shreddings in the chicken run - then got out my extremely noisy circular saw and chopped up the thick trunks and thicker branches into logs to be dried for winter burning in the chiminea... all the while with r5 blaring out the speculation about what Jose fecking mourinho MIGHT say at his press conference... got a bit burnt in the sun...

THEN.. some chancer has only gone and wanged a lump-hammer over the hedge at me!!!

[bobo the clown]

got the garden shredder out and shredded a huge pile of tree-loppings and bush-massacrings - the equivalent size of the New Forest.. wanged all the shreddings in the chicken run - then got out my extremely noisy circular saw and chopped up the thick trunks and thicker branches into logs to be dried for winter burning in the chiminea... all the while with r5 blaring out the speculation about what Jose fecking mourinho MIGHT say at his press conference... got a bit burnt in the sun...

THEN.. some chancer has only gone and wanged a lump-hammer over the hedge at me!!!

You could at least have started a garden fire as well ... always good on "a washing day" I find.

[Il Pirate]

to be dried for winter burning in the chiminea...



Ooooo; Feckin' get you...................

[Beefheart]

got the garden shredder out and shredded a huge pile of tree-loppings and bush-massacrings - the equivalent size of the New Forest.. wanged all the shreddings in the chicken run - then got out my extremely noisy circular saw and chopped up the thick trunks and thicker branches into logs to be dried for winter burning in the chiminea... all the while with r5 blaring out the speculation about what Jose fecking mourinho MIGHT say at his press conference... got a bit burnt in the sun...

THEN.. some chancer has only gone and wanged a lump-hammer over the hedge at me!!!

You could at least have started a garden fire as well ... always good on "a washing day" I find.

Monday is wash day according to our neighbours. They get upset if we have a barbeque on a bank holiday.

[thebish]

to be dried for winter burning in the chiminea...



Ooooo; Feckin' get you...................

(it was left behind by the previous occupants - i have never successfully lit it yet!! but I live in hope of that mythical balmy crisp autumn evening sipping wine outside with the warm glow of the chiminea!

(of course - what WILL happen is that the logs will get wet and rot and be no fecking good for anything!)

[Montreal Wanderer]

to be dried for winter burning in the chiminea...



Ooooo; Feckin' get you...................

Is that one of those outdoor fireplace thingees that look phallic?

[thebish]

to be dried for winter burning in the chiminea...



Ooooo; Feckin' get you...................

Is that one of those outdoor fireplace thingees that look phallic?

I wouldn't know what they look like in canada...