Today I'm angry about.....

[Gooner Girl]

Well you're over twice my weight so I'm guessing they might be a bit snug...

I do believe GtE has you down as near half my height as well

Aye, but GtE is so old he forgets what I look like when he doesn't see me for a while and for some strange reason then thinks I am short, you don't need to pay attention to anything he says!

you're shorter than me and i'm not tall...

Doesn't count! You're a bloke! You're supposed to be taller.

Perhaps I should try wearing high heels?

[Harry Genshaw]

Perhaps I should try wearing high heels?

Gingham hot pants & high heels?

I think CAPS may be along in a while

[thebish]

Doesn't count! You're a bloke! You're supposed to be taller.

sounds a bit sexist to me....

[Gooner Girl]

Perhaps I should try wearing high heels?

Gingham hot pants & high heels?

I think CAPS may be along in a while

Do I lose lots of girlie points by admitting that I don't own a pair of high heels? (Nor do I own a lipstick...)

Not sure even caps would get very turned on by my numerous pairs of trainers, wellies, football boots, flpflops and athletics spikes....

[Gooner Girl]

Doesn't count! You're a bloke! You're supposed to be taller.

sounds a bit sexist to me....

Not at all it's a well known fact the average sized man is taller then the average sized woman. (And that their brains don't work as well as women's...)

[Always hopeful]

Doesn't count! You're a bloke! You're supposed to be taller.

sounds a bit sexist to me....

Not at all it's a well known fact the average sized man is taller then the average sized woman. (And that their brains don't work as well as women's...)

Is it a well known fact that all sons grow taller than their Mums? As far as I know it's true. Can anyone confirm if this is fact? Ta.

(Maybe this belongs on Spotty's fact thread?

[Montreal Wanderer]

Doesn't count! You're a bloke! You're supposed to be taller.

sounds a bit sexist to me....

Not at all it's a well known fact the average sized man is taller then the average sized woman. (And that their brains don't work as well as women's...)

Is it a well known fact that all sons grow taller than their Mums? As far as I know it's true. Can anyone confirm if this is fact? Ta.

(Maybe this belongs on Spotty's fact thread?

I doubt it can be said to be true, e.g. Peter Dinklage.

[Always hopeful]

Doesn't count! You're a bloke! You're supposed to be taller.

sounds a bit sexist to me....

Not at all it's a well known fact the average sized man is taller then the average sized woman. (And that their brains don't work as well as women's...)

Is it a well known fact that all sons grow taller than their Mums? As far as I know it's true. Can anyone confirm if this is fact? Ta.

(Maybe this belongs on Spotty's fact thread?

I doubt it can be said to be true, e.g. Peter Dinklage.

Ok. Good point. Maybe "most sons are taller than their Mums" is a more accurate statement.

[TANGODANCER]

Sky Sports have just put the block on any chance of streams from First Row sports next season apparently. Not satisfied with cornering the market with just about everything else on the sports planet. Saw a helicopter hovering over the Radio Tango rooftop this morning. That's next for the chop then.

[bobo the clown]

Me. Plonker.

Last night I stubbed my toe on a table leg in the hall (we can discuss why Mrs Bobo choses to block off a perfectly good, wide hallway with furniture another time).

It hurt like hell, as these things do of course, but didn't calm down. I took the sock off to find the toe looking rightward at what was an interestingly jaunty angle. The said Clown wife decided she was more than capable of relocating the small joint ... which, to be fair, she did. I'd like to say she achieved this painlessly. Well, it was I suppose. She felt almost no pain at all !!

I had to drive to York & back today which caused surprisingly little problem but by the fck it's throbbing now I've sat down.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Alcohol is your only hope. The stronger the better

[Gary the Enfield]

Alcohol is your only hope. The stronger the better

Two lolly sticks and Elastoplast. And alcohol.

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Alcohol is your only hope. The stronger the better

Two lolly sticks and Elastoplast. And alcohol.

Pain management before surgery in my book!

[Bruce Rioja]

Last night I stubbed my toe on a table leg in the hall (we can discuss why Mrs Bobo choses to block off a perfectly good, wide hallway with furniture another time).

No we can't. Do it now. Well?

[bobo the clown]

Last night I stubbed my toe on a table leg in the hall (we can discuss why Mrs Bobo choses to block off a perfectly good, wide hallway with furniture another time).

No we can't. Do it now. Well?

Because she's a clutter monkey.

You know those "minimalist" homes ? ... Well, she sees it as her personal duty to make up for those examples. Every clear space is like a personal insult to her. The phrase "a tidy house is the sign of a wasted life" is her mantra.

[Burnden Paddock]

Sky Sports have just put the block on any chance of streams from First Row sports next season apparently. Not satisfied with cornering the market with just about everything else on the sports planet. Saw a helicopter hovering over the Radio Tango rooftop this morning. That's next for the chop then.

Wasn't this at the behest of the Premier League? I read that the PL was asking all ISP's to block First Row. A request that was unchallenged Not just Sky tbf.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23004880

[TANGODANCER]

Sky Sports have just put the block on any chance of streams from First Row sports next season apparently. Not satisfied with cornering the market with just about everything else on the sports planet. Saw a helicopter hovering over the Radio Tango rooftop this morning. That's next for the chop then.

Wasn't this at the behest of the Premier League? I read that the PL was asking all ISP's to block First Row. A request that was unchallenged Not just Sky tbf.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23004880

Aye, just saw a headline, but looks like it's a goner, blame regardless.

[BWFC_Insane]

Sky Sports have just put the block on any chance of streams from First Row sports next season apparently. Not satisfied with cornering the market with just about everything else on the sports planet. Saw a helicopter hovering over the Radio Tango rooftop this morning. That's next for the chop then.

Wasn't this at the behest of the Premier League? I read that the PL was asking all ISP's to block First Row. A request that was unchallenged Not just Sky tbf.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23004880

Aye, just saw a headline, but looks like it's a goner, blame regardless.

Well yes but you can't blame a pay TV service or a seller of Broadcast rights from wanting to protect themselves from those broadcasts being distributed for free.

It's a bit like being angry at Tesco's for stopping shoplifters!

[TANGODANCER]

Well yes but you can't blame a pay TV service or a seller of Broadcast rights from wanting to protect themselves from those broadcasts being distributed for free.
It's a bit like being angry at Tesco's for stopping shoplifters!

"You have said quite enough, madam. I perfectly comprehend your feelings, and have now only to be ashamed of what my own have been. Forgive me for having taken up so much of your time, and accept my best wishes for your health and happiness."

[Il Pirate]

Bring back sportsnight with Coleman I say........................