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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:25 pm

I think I"d be willing to work on a bonus basis.

fck .. to sort her out I may even pay you !!
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:30 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Damn fly's buzzing around all the time. Summer and open windows is a nightmare.

Sorry GG but somebody's got to do it... :spank: what you meant to say was "Damn flies buzzing around all the time..." :wink:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:43 pm

Carling now has a cider.
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:44 pm

Lord Kangana wrote:Carling now has a cider.
... "English cider" it calls it. Made of apples..

The World is doomed.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:49 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Damn fly's buzzing around all the time. Summer and open windows is a nightmare.

Sorry GG but somebody's got to do it... :spank: what you meant to say was "Damn flies buzzing around all the time..." :wink:

Unless it's one fly. :conf:

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:04 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Carling now has a cider.
... "English cider" it calls it. Made of apples..

The World is doomed.
The upsoide is that theres only me left on the whole of planet earth that doesn't produce a cider, so the worst is over.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:07 pm

The good people at Strongbow have released a product called Dark Fruits. Chilled right down and served over ice it's absolutely delicious, and incredibly refreshing. :)
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:13 pm

LK is going to be apoplectic when he finds out :lol:

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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:41 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:The good people at Strongbow have released a product called Dark Fruits. Chilled right down and served over ice it's absolutely delicious, and incredibly refreshing. :)
grrrrrrrrr
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Post by 89bwfc89 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:08 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Damn fly's buzzing around all the time. Summer and open windows is a nightmare.

Sorry GG but somebody's got to do it... :spank: what you meant to say was "Damn flies buzzing around all the time..." :wink:

Unless it's one fly. :conf:
Then GG's sentence doesn't really make sense. But anyway.....who cares, it's a proper contender for "the most annoying thing about Summer" award! The fly's (:wink:) that is, not the spelling and grammar police!

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Post by 89bwfc89 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:16 pm

My phone is a Samsung Galaxy S4, at dinner today I sat and raved to my friend about how good it is. Got back to my desk, pressed the unlock button on my phone, the screen won't switch on!

Sod's law!

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:47 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:My phone is a Samsung Galaxy S4, at dinner today I sat and raved to my friend about how good it is. Got back to my desk, pressed the unlock button on my phone, the screen won't switch on!

Sod's law!
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:49 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Damn fly's buzzing around all the time. Summer and open windows is a nightmare.

Sorry GG but somebody's got to do it... :spank: what you meant to say was "Damn flies buzzing around all the time..." :wink:

Unless it's one fly. :conf:
Feck off back to your Status Quo album, you. :wink:
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:53 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:My phone is a Samsung Galaxy S4, at dinner today I sat and raved to my friend about how good it is. Got back to my desk, pressed the unlock button on my phone, the screen won't switch on!

Sod's law!
You've confused it. It's gone into 'Night Mode'. It's your fault for taking dinner at lunchtime. It'll come to life again at two in the morning - and it'll serve you right. ;)
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:55 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
89bwfc89 wrote:My phone is a Samsung Galaxy S4, at dinner today I sat and raved to my friend about how good it is. Got back to my desk, pressed the unlock button on my phone, the screen won't switch on!

Sod's law!
You've confused it. It's gone into 'Night Mode'. It's your fault for taking dinner at lunchtime. It'll come to life again at two in the morning - and it'll serve you right. ;)
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Post by 89bwfc89 » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:33 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
89bwfc89 wrote:My phone is a Samsung Galaxy S4, at dinner today I sat and raved to my friend about how good it is. Got back to my desk, pressed the unlock button on my phone, the screen won't switch on!

Sod's law!
You've confused it. It's gone into 'Night Mode'. It's your fault for taking dinner at lunchtime. It'll come to life again at two in the morning - and it'll serve you right. ;)
Pipe down you, I knew you'd have something to say! :P

I'm getting a replacement anyway.....

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Post by Gooner Girl » Tue Jul 16, 2013 9:26 pm

89bwfc89 wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Damn fly's buzzing around all the time. Summer and open windows is a nightmare.

Sorry GG but somebody's got to do it... :spank: what you meant to say was "Damn flies buzzing around all the time..." :wink:

Unless it's one fly. :conf:
Then GG's sentence doesn't really make sense. But anyway.....who cares, it's a proper contender for "the most annoying thing about Summer" award! The fly's (:wink:) that is, not the spelling and grammar police!
My phone auto-corrects me when I post - mostly wrongly. Though i will admit my grammar is lousy.

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Post by Lord Kangana » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:14 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:LK is going to be apoplectic when he finds out :lol:
I think my head just exploded.
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Post by mummywhycantieatcrayons » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:40 pm

Saw a poster for this on the tube and thought of you lot today.

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Post by Dujon » Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:26 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Damn fly's buzzing around all the time. Summer and open windows is a nightmare.
I think this has been mentioned before, but why not invest in some fly screens (some call them insect screens, which is more appropriate)? Does no one sell and fit them in your area? If not it sounds like a market worth exploiting.

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