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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:59 am

Little Green Man wrote:Rory McGrath - enough said.
Anybody see that programme with Rory McGrath and Paddy McGuinness pissing about in a camper van last week?

UN-FUNNY.

CHILDISH.

STUPID.

COWARDLY. (The cheese rolling was a complete copout)

I thought one or both of them would end up seriously hurt. I was disappointed. :whack:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:00 am

Theres always time. I know a guy.It could still be arranged.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:01 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Theres always time. I know a guy.It could still be arranged.
I'll chip in.
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Post by Batman » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:02 am

i'll give you a fiver to off mcgrath
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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:04 am

Batman wrote:i'll give you a fiver to off mcgrath
I think LK's mate would want more than that to give him a hand-job! :shock:
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Post by Lord Kangana » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:07 am

enfieldwhite wrote:
Batman wrote:i'll give you a fiver to off mcgrath
I think LK's mate would want more than that to give him a hand-job! :shock:
The hand action would be free, its more the "capping his ass" that would cost.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:18 am

Lord Kangana wrote:
enfieldwhite wrote:
Batman wrote:i'll give you a fiver to off mcgrath
I think LK's mate would want more than that to give him a hand-job! :shock:
The hand action would be free, its more the "capping his ass" that would cost.
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Post by InsaneApache » Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:54 pm

Morcambe and Wise. Christ can't they do any new material, it's same old, same old.....
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Post by markakamark » Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:29 pm

What are people's opinions on Ross Noble? I watched his Fizzy Logic DVD last night, and wasn't totally impressed. His actual material was pretty funny, but for the most part of the show he just went on and on about some guys beard and a cheap synthetic wolf... :eh:
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Post by Batman » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:09 pm

markakamark wrote:What are people's opinions on Ross Noble? I watched his Fizzy Logic DVD last night, and wasn't totally impressed. His actual material was pretty funny, but for the most part of the show he just went on and on about some guys beard and a cheap synthetic wolf... :eh:

he's alright, with subtitles
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Post by CrazyHorse » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:02 am

Gary Wilmot anyone?
Businesswoman of the year.
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:17 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Gary Wilmot anyone?
A very good shout.
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Post by Batman » Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:36 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Gary Wilmot anyone?
the black chap? thought he was a singer!
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:05 pm

Batman wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Gary Wilmot anyone?
the black chap? thought he was a singer!
You could start the "Piss Poor Singer" thread with him, Batty. Double bubble! :)
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Post by bobo the clown » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:33 pm

Batman wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Gary Wilmot anyone?
the black chap? thought he was a singer!
I thought he was John Salako !!

While we're on this ... and I do think she's been mentioned already ... but I saw 5 comedians plus Gina Yashere on telly last night. Who decided she deserved air time ?
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Post by TW@tman » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:39 am

I can't believe no-one has mentioned Phil Gartside.

His act is so shallow..although comedy classics.

"I have a fax in my pocket"....comedy genius.

And the best one.

"I won't let you down"
































Gary Megson......
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Post by Rated R Superstar » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:49 am

Rated R Superstar wrote:
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Bruce Rioja wrote:
Rated R Superstar wrote: I must confess I don't know much about the set-up at the Octagon. I'm just going off what I was told at the ticket desk.

I'm on the the stand-by list so should any tickets become available they'll ring me. Fingers crossed.
I've tried to find an image of it but have failed miserably, and it's really difficult to explain. I'll try. Inside the octagonal theatre, five sides are banks of seats and the stage is basically the remaining three sides and the flat floor at the bottom. As such, an act has to try to play to all five seated sides of the theatre, no mean feat. However, what I was saying about room for wheelchair users is that all the banks of seats stop as if there are two rows missing at the front, a bit like the Reebok you might say. See, so that's where I was thinking of. Anyway, let's hope that you do get one.
Thanks for the info. I'll let you know if I get one.
Got the tickets yesterday. Looking forward to it!!
Not really in the spirit of this thread :wink: But saw Jason Manford on Friday, enjoyed it a lot. Met him briefly afterwards, he's a top bloke.
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Post by Prufrock » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:53 am

Rated R Superstar wrote:
Rated R Superstar wrote:
Rated R Superstar wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Rated R Superstar wrote: I must confess I don't know much about the set-up at the Octagon. I'm just going off what I was told at the ticket desk.

I'm on the the stand-by list so should any tickets become available they'll ring me. Fingers crossed.
I've tried to find an image of it but have failed miserably, and it's really difficult to explain. I'll try. Inside the octagonal theatre, five sides are banks of seats and the stage is basically the remaining three sides and the flat floor at the bottom. As such, an act has to try to play to all five seated sides of the theatre, no mean feat. However, what I was saying about room for wheelchair users is that all the banks of seats stop as if there are two rows missing at the front, a bit like the Reebok you might say. See, so that's where I was thinking of. Anyway, let's hope that you do get one.
Thanks for the info. I'll let you know if I get one.
Got the tickets yesterday. Looking forward to it!!
Not really in the spirit of this thread :wink: But saw Jason Manford on Friday, enjoyed it a lot. Met him briefly afterwards, he's a top bloke.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:34 am

Has anyone mentioned Lenny Henry?
Businesswoman of the year.
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Post by enfieldwhite » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:04 am

Lennie Bennett

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