Today I'm angry about.....

[Gooner Girl]

Suspended for a heated argument at work (we both are)

Fvcking lucky I didn't deck him angry ain't the word!

Did you not ask permission before you used his missus for your new avatar?

Cheers lads I can always count on you lot

Already had a fantastic offer from someone on here for advice etc which again is much appreciated ubove and beyond the call of duty

Ahhh yes, Bobo is lovely!

[Bijou Bob]

Suspended for a heated argument at work (we both are)

Fvcking lucky I didn't deck him angry ain't the word!

Did you not ask permission before you used his missus for your new avatar?

Cheers lads I can always count on you lot

Already had a fantastic offer from someone on here for advice etc which again is much appreciated ubove and beyond the call of duty

In addition I can offer you a 'key logger' usb stick with which you could establish his PC password and another USB with some suitably 'offish' material to place on his desktop?

[Gooner Girl]

As if trying to manage 2 toddlers and a lunatic dog in the vets wasn't stressful enough have come out of it with £100 bill... For a case of fleas....

[Beefheart]

As if trying to manage 2 toddlers and a lunatic dog in the vets wasn't stressful enough have come out of it with £100 bill... For a case of fleas....

The toddlers or the dog?

[thebish]

As if trying to manage 2 toddlers and a lunatic dog in the vets wasn't stressful enough have come out of it with £100 bill... For a case of fleas....

how come you took the dog to the vets for fleas? and - how on earth did that cost £100? (I think I have told you before - that vet sees you coming!!)

[Il Pirate]

Should ban ipods and walkmans from the road too or just let us run the little tw*ts over!!!

a bit off point, and my hatred for most cyclists in London is well known, but I am absolutely amazed at how many of them cycle on busy roads with headphones/earphones on. fecking suicidal.

You will be pleased I hate cyclists and all almost as much as the road users because they go a on the pavement and knock us over, use the bliddy road you p*llocks that's why you (should) have helmets. It all came ahead today when on my way to college these I saw several incidents that made me irate with rage

1.cyclists cycling on busy pavement knock a big bloke over and then calls him a pussy (the bloke was stood up waiting at a bus stop and therefore was not moving)
2. cyclist cycling down extremely packed pavement (that was probably only about 4ft wide) ringing his bell incessantly as he charges down the pavement barging into the odd person instead of cycling in the empty bus lane which is not used because the bus service does not run anymore
3. 2 minutes later see and identical incident (as the 2nd) and nearly get hit by another b*st*rd cyclist who does a sigh of all sigh as he stops about 6 inches short of my toes was seriously considering giving him a mouthful but the b*stard had cycled off before I got a chance however at least he heard me call him a b*st*rd under my breath as he cycled away.
In simple get in the f*ck**g road or I will put you in the road. Just because you think your to cool to wear a helmet that doesn't mean your allowed to get off of the road and start hurtling down the pavement at pace barging and brushing pedestrians as you go.

I must state that all the above incidents happened today and I have seen others. I feel it is my duty to stand fast when cyclists are not on the road and only jump out of the way at the last minute (assuming they are going quickly) and let buggers know what I think off them

Rant over and people call Worthy and angry young man.

Fvck off Idiot!!

[Gooner Girl]

As if trying to manage 2 toddlers and a lunatic dog in the vets wasn't stressful enough have come out of it with £100 bill... For a case of fleas....

how come you took the dog to the vets for fleas? and - how on earth did that cost £100? (I think I have told you before - that vet sees you coming!!)

Because I thought he had fox mange like Milo had in the past as I do try and flea treat him regularly so thought the scratching couldn't be that, clearly don't treat them for fleas regularly enough. And I think the cats have them too. Apparently its prime time. So for £100 I got 3 vials of expensive flea treatment that they insist is the only type that works, an injection to stop him scratching, antibiotics as he was a tiny bit sore where he had scratched and a huge spray of house flea treatment just in case the house gets infected.

And came back home to find one of the chickens on what looks like its last legs.

It's not been a great week...

[Gooner Girl]

As if trying to manage 2 toddlers and a lunatic dog in the vets wasn't stressful enough have come out of it with £100 bill... For a case of fleas....

The toddlers or the dog?

Not yet they haven't.

[thebish]

As if trying to manage 2 toddlers and a lunatic dog in the vets wasn't stressful enough have come out of it with £100 bill... For a case of fleas....

how come you took the dog to the vets for fleas? and - how on earth did that cost £100? (I think I have told you before - that vet sees you coming!!)

Because I thought he had fox mange like Milo had in the past as I do try and flea treat him regularly so thought the scratching couldn't be that, clearly don't treat them for fleas regularly enough. And I think the cats have them too. Apparently its prime time. So for £100 I got 3 vials of expensive flea treatment that they insist is the only type that works, an injection to stop him scratching, antibiotics as he was a tiny bit sore where he had scratched and a huge spray of house flea treatment just in case the house gets infected.

bummer...

still keen to have the dog and the cats sprawled across your bed and on the sofa?

(you'll be lucky if a spray is enough if the house is infested... the cycle of eggs/larvae/flea is quite hard to break with one dose...) best way to find out if you ARE infested - I think - other than it being obvious and you are getting bitten and you can see them - it to leave a shallow dish of water OVERNIGHT in the places they might be with a nightlight candle lit and floating in it. add a dash of washing up liquid to the water to break the surface tension... the fleas are attracted by the light and drown themselves by leaping towards it... if you have a dish full of drowned fleas in the morning - then you have a problem...

[Gooner Girl]

As if trying to manage 2 toddlers and a lunatic dog in the vets wasn't stressful enough have come out of it with £100 bill... For a case of fleas....

how come you took the dog to the vets for fleas? and - how on earth did that cost £100? (I think I have told you before - that vet sees you coming!!)

Because I thought he had fox mange like Milo had in the past as I do try and flea treat him regularly so thought the scratching couldn't be that, clearly don't treat them for fleas regularly enough. And I think the cats have them too. Apparently its prime time. So for £100 I got 3 vials of expensive flea treatment that they insist is the only type that works, an injection to stop him scratching, antibiotics as he was a tiny bit sore where he had scratched and a huge spray of house flea treatment just in case the house gets infected.

bummer...

still keen to have the dog and the cats sprawled across your bed and on the sofa?

(you'll be lucky if a spray is enough if the house is infested... the cycle of eggs/larvae/flea is quite hard to break with one dose...) best way to find out if you ARE infested - I think - other than it being obvious and you are getting bitten and you can see them - it to leave a shallow dish of water OVERNIGHT in the places they might be with a nightlight candle lit and floating in it. add a dash of washing up liquid to the water to break the surface tension... the fleas are attracted by the light and drown themselves by leaping towards it... if you have a dish full of drowned fleas in the morning - then you have a problem...

You speaking from experience here Bish?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

When one of our cats brought some fleas we ended up having to use those smoke bomb things to get rid of them. Was a bloody nightmare, but I think we got rid of them in the end - I don't know for absolute sure as I moved to Dubai shortly afterwards and the little buggers didn't hitch a lift

[thebish]

As if trying to manage 2 toddlers and a lunatic dog in the vets wasn't stressful enough have come out of it with £100 bill... For a case of fleas....

how come you took the dog to the vets for fleas? and - how on earth did that cost £100? (I think I have told you before - that vet sees you coming!!)

Because I thought he had fox mange like Milo had in the past as I do try and flea treat him regularly so thought the scratching couldn't be that, clearly don't treat them for fleas regularly enough. And I think the cats have them too. Apparently its prime time. So for £100 I got 3 vials of expensive flea treatment that they insist is the only type that works, an injection to stop him scratching, antibiotics as he was a tiny bit sore where he had scratched and a huge spray of house flea treatment just in case the house gets infected.

bummer...

still keen to have the dog and the cats sprawled across your bed and on the sofa?

(you'll be lucky if a spray is enough if the house is infested... the cycle of eggs/larvae/flea is quite hard to break with one dose...) best way to find out if you ARE infested - I think - other than it being obvious and you are getting bitten and you can see them - it to leave a shallow dish of water OVERNIGHT in the places they might be with a nightlight candle lit and floating in it. add a dash of washing up liquid to the water to break the surface tension... the fleas are attracted by the light and drown themselves by leaping towards it... if you have a dish full of drowned fleas in the morning - then you have a problem...

You speaking from experience here Bish?

not in my house - but, yes...

[Harry Genshaw]

You only need the bomb treatment in really chronic cases and since you look like a well brought up lady, I'm sure you clean your house regularly . Regular vacuuming is the most effective way of getting rid.

[Gooner Girl]

You only need the bomb treatment in really chronic cases and since you look like a well brought up lady, I'm sure you clean your house regularly . Regular vacuuming is the most effective way of getting rid.

haha, what does a well bought up lady look like?

And no, I don't clean my house nearly as often as I should but am pretty sure it is flea free at the moment! I'll get Mr GG on the case with the vacuuming anyway!

[Bruce Rioja]

You're making me itch!

[Bijou Bob]

Sh1tter of a day. Invited to a friends funeral this morning I asked for the morning off work but was emotionally blackmailed into attending an event we were running at which "We desperately need your help"

Best suit on, I struggled through traffic to the JB stadium only to find they didn't need me after all. Missed the funeral, not happy.

Walked in to a uni lecture straight from work and still in suit, to find the new lecturer scowling at me and making judgements about my class, earnings and attitude from the way I was dressed. Cheeky feckin Bolshie.

[Harry Genshaw]

haha, what does a well bought up lady look like?

Well if you have to ask....

[Gooner Girl]

haha, what does a well bought up lady look like?

Well if you have to ask....

Cleaning is not my strong point, nor's cooking really, or anything vaguely house-worky. Not sure why Mr GG married me really!

[Gooner Girl]

You're making me itch!

Sorry!

[thebish]

haha, what does a well bought up lady look like?

Well if you have to ask....

Cleaning is not my strong point, nor's cooking really, or anything vaguely house-worky. Not sure why Mr GG married me really!

I have a fair idea...