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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:23 pm

Collateral damage.
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:27 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
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thebish wrote:SCRAP FECKING TRIDENT!
Can we bomb someone with it first?
Cost us a lot of money - would be a shame to waste it.
Good point. May I propose the Welsh Assembly Building ?

I would suggest Satan's Nest in Stretford, but there may be a few Boltonians in the area .... & way too few Manc supporters.
All wonderful suggestions Bobo (I'll take the risk on Satan's Nest). :-)

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Post by Raven » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:16 pm

That dam stupid advert telling people not to leave stuff in view of thieves!

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Post by boltonboris » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:23 pm

Raven wrote:That dam stupid advert telling people not to leave stuff in view of thieves!
It just encourages thieves to peek through you window!! They probably think, feck me this country must be full of idiots if the government has to tell people this kind of guff!

In fairness, how many households are without Laptops, TV's, X-Boxes and the like.. They'll hit the jackpot on the off chance, they don't have to look through windows
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Post by Lord Kangana » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:03 pm

Trident.

Whilst reffing at The Toast Rack, and Blears is pontificating in her constituency.

Worthy won't mind taking one for the team.
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Post by finlayson » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:13 pm

keveh wrote:Image
Fastest finger first.....

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Post by General Mannerheim » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:54 pm

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Fastest finger first.....
ok...

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:00 am

Lord Kangana wrote:Trident.

Whilst reffing at The Toast Rack, and Blears is pontificating in her constituency.

Worthy won't mind taking one for the team.
I suspect you might cop Ms Blears in the fall out too. :mrgreen:

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Post by Hoboh » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:32 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Trident.

Whilst reffing at The Toast Rack, and Blears is pontificating in her constituency.

Worthy won't mind taking one for the team.
I suspect you might cop Ms Blears in the fall out too. :mrgreen:
And us too you pilchards!!!!!
Too close way way too close for comfort

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:53 pm

Hobinho wrote:
Worthy4England wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:Trident.

Whilst reffing at The Toast Rack, and Blears is pontificating in her constituency.

Worthy won't mind taking one for the team.
I suspect you might cop Ms Blears in the fall out too. :mrgreen:
And us too you pilchards!!!!!
Too close way way too close for comfort
I'd already said that. :mrgreen:

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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:55 pm

I can take the scars.
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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:20 pm

today I am angry about people who - when they stand up to speak - INSIST on whacking the microphone with their hand and saying - is it on - and laughing as if to say - "oh, modern technology, you can never really trust it, can you?" - when I have taken care to set up the microphones and twiddled all the appropriate fecking knobs on the mixer long before you deigned to turn up...

and - then - when you return to the mic - you do it a-fecking-gain

enough already!

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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:38 pm

Women who, having conned & conived expensive jewellry out of their one-time loved ones, now seem determined to sell it for a whiff of it's purchase price and even for only a fraction of it's melt-down value.

The fact that there's a market for this shows both their gullibility and avarice.

Stupidity only bettered by that of the blokes who ever saw fit to buy it for them in the first place !!

Golf4U ?? .... you may as well invite robbers in and ask them to put a bit of cash in an honesty box as they leave.
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Post by Puskas » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:46 pm

bobo the clown wrote:Women who, having conned & conived expensive jewellry out of their one-time loved ones, now seem determined to sell it for a whiff of it's purchase price and even for only a fraction of it's melt-down value.

The fact that there's a market for this shows both their gullibility and avarice.

Stupidity only bettered by that of the blokes who ever saw fit to buy it for them in the first place !!

Golf4U ?? .... you may as well invite robbers in and ask them to put a bit of cash in an honesty box as they leave.
Golf4U? Is that for people who want to sell their old clubs?

In these hard times, you never know.

Whilst we wait, you may want to use this service:
http://www.catsforgold.com
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Post by Lord Kangana » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:49 pm

:lmfao:
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:50 pm

Puskas wrote:Golf4U? Is that for people who want to sell their old clubs?

Whilst we wait, you may want to use this service:
http://www.catsforgold.com
Sorry, poor typo ... Gold4 U, of course, in case anyone wants to use it !!
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Post by thebish » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:53 pm

Puskas wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:Women who, having conned & conived expensive jewellry out of their one-time loved ones, now seem determined to sell it for a whiff of it's purchase price and even for only a fraction of it's melt-down value.

The fact that there's a market for this shows both their gullibility and avarice.

Stupidity only bettered by that of the blokes who ever saw fit to buy it for them in the first place !!

Golf4U ?? .... you may as well invite robbers in and ask them to put a bit of cash in an honesty box as they leave.
Golf4U? Is that for people who want to sell their old clubs?

In these hard times, you never know.

Whilst we wait, you may want to use this service:
http://www.catsforgold.com
:D very funny!

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Post by Prufrock » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:04 pm

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This thread was started as a jokey rant thread about trivial matter that get your goat. That t*sser needs a brand new 'Today I'm abso-fecking-lutely lived about....' thread. In it can go the spineless bastards at the FA. Of course they can do something about it. If Wiley had given a freekick and either booked, or not carded Gallas at all they couldnt (for some mental made up reason), but he clearly didn't see it properly, and if he did, and still thinks it was a 'coming together of two players' then he wants sacking as a referee. People who know football no if that had been a player from any club outside the top 4 it would have been a red, if only retrospectively. B*llocks to 'em. And god help the next Arsenal fan who mentions 'dirty Bolton', it's a man's game, and we play strong, but we don't resort to malice.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:41 pm

thebish wrote:today I am angry about people who - when they stand up to speak - INSIST on whacking the microphone with their hand and saying - is it on - and laughing as if to say - "oh, modern technology, you can never really trust it, can you?" - when I have taken care to set up the microphones and twiddled all the appropriate fecking knobs on the mixer long before you deigned to turn up...

and - then - when you return to the mic - you do it a-fecking-gain

enough already!
Well yeah but, you know, they might know that it was you that set it up! :?
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