Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Guess which 4ucknugget knocked his egg-skelter onto the k-itchen floor last night?

we are having to be careful how we spell k-itchen aren't we.

[BWFC_Insane]

I see there is a new bird flu threat. Having in a past life been involved with global pandemic emergency planning, I can only imagine the level of fear they are currently experiencing in that area. Sounds like this virus, whilst not yet acquiring human to human transmission, is a genuine bona fide killer. Hopefully a vaccine can be developed early enough before it inevitably does pass from human to human.

[Bruce Rioja]

Guess which 4ucknugget knocked his egg-skelter onto the k-itchen floor last night?

A what??!!

A clear contender for Most Pretentious Post surely!

It's a skleter - with eggs on. Simple.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

^ How pretentious is that!

Actually, I've never seen one of them, and it's a bloody good idea coz you always know which egg to use next. I'm forever having to rearrange the eggs in the fridge so the freshest are towards the back, ever since I poached a really really rotten one.

[Lord Kangana]

Don't keep your eggs in the fridge!

They're porous, they take on all the horrible flavours, and lose moisture, so you get shit poached eggs.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Don't keep your eggs in the fridge!

They're porous, they take on all the horrible flavours, and lose moisture, so you get shit poached eggs.

we've always kept our eggs in the fridge. Don't they go off rapidly or hatch or something if kept at room temperature?

[Lord Kangana]

No.

[thebish]

^ How pretentious is that!

Actually, I've never seen one of them, and it's a bloody good idea coz you always know which egg to use next. I'm forever having to rearrange the eggs in the fridge so the freshest are towards the back, ever since I poached a really really rotten one.

they are used chiefly by people that have access to freshly laid eggs - so I have one - they have the obvious advantage that you load the freshest at the top and so you don't need to pencil dates onto the eggs to know what "order" they are in...

if you buy your eggs in boxes when they are already a couple of years old - then you'd have no need of one...

Bruce, I believe, has a brother who keeps chickens and keeps him supplied...

(as LK says - don't put them in the fridge - even if your fridge comes with a fridge door egg container...)

[Lost Leopard Spot]

No.

Right then, I'm going to get a Brucie skelter and liberate my eggs from frigid purgatory.

[Bruce Rioja]

^ How pretentious is that!

Actually, I've never seen one of them, and it's a bloody good idea coz you always know which egg to use next. I'm forever having to rearrange the eggs in the fridge so the freshest are towards the back, ever since I poached a really really rotten one.

Not just rotation, I don't keep eggs in the fridge anyhow. LK once imparted the wisdom as to why, I followed his advice, and he wasn't wrong either. Se theyer.

Edit: Ah, I see he has again.

[Harry Genshaw]

Took Not Mrs Bob out for tea tonight (Eagle and Child at Weeton - very nice indeed). In the pub were another couple (married judging by the rings) sat opposite us. He spent the entire time we were in there on his i pad, she never put her phone down. To some extent, I could understand this if they were in their twenties but they were in their forties. They exchanged around a dozen words in a couple of hours.

I'm not angry or happy, I just find that extremely ignorant and rather sad.

Today I'm happy at receiving marriage guidance from the twice wed Bijou Bob

[Bijou Bob]

Took Not Mrs Bob out for tea tonight (Eagle and Child at Weeton - very nice indeed). In the pub were another couple (married judging by the rings) sat opposite us. He spent the entire time we were in there on his i pad, she never put her phone down. To some extent, I could understand this if they were in their twenties but they were in their forties. They exchanged around a dozen words in a couple of hours.

I'm not angry or happy, I just find that extremely ignorant and rather sad.

Today I'm happy at receiving marriage guidance from the twice wed Bijou Bob

Tw*t.

I've worn the t shirt twice and am therefore well qualified to comment through bitter (and expensive) experience!

[Bijou Bob]

Oh and another thing..............

FHM top 10 hottest women. Mila Kunis in first, OK I can see that.

Helen Flanagan in third???!!! Seriously?? Where did the editor leave his labrador??

[malcd1]

Oh and another thing..............

FHM top 10 hottest women. Mila Kunis in first, OK I can see that.

Helen Flanagan in third???!!! Seriously?? Where did the editor leave his labrador??

[as]

Oh and another thing..............

FHM top 10 hottest women. Mila Kunis in first, OK I can see that.

Helen Flanagan in third???!!! Seriously?? Where did the editor leave his labrador??

You're over-estimating FHM readers there! She's skinny with big t*ts, no doubt she likes a snort or two as well, that's all their readers want in a woman

[Montreal Wanderer]

^ How pretentious is that!

Actually, I've never seen one of them, and it's a bloody good idea coz you always know which egg to use next. I'm forever having to rearrange the eggs in the fridge so the freshest are towards the back, ever since I poached a really really rotten one.

Not just rotation, I don't keep eggs in the fridge anyhow. LK once imparted the wisdom as to why, I followed his advice, and he wasn't wrong either. Se theyer.

Edit: Ah, I see he has again.

I missed LK's advisory first time and just did an internet search. British sources recommend storage the LK way, usually for similar reasons. North American and Australian sources suggest storage in the fridge in their original container. My eggs come in a double wrapped plastic container that requires a phd to open, but I doubt much can get in from outside. Others brands just come in cardboard which would let air in. I wonder if the reason is that room temperature in North America and Australia is (or certainly was) much warmer than in Britain.

[Bijou Bob]

I'm slightly alarmed that on a site populated by hundreds of blokes, a discussion of whether Mila Kunis is hotter than Helen Flannagan is trumped by ruminations on how eggs should be stored!!

[bobo the clown]

Sweet Jesus, a site populated by 99% male posters and we're mired in a discussion of how to store eggs!

Some of the very best gynaecologists are men, I'll have you know !!!

[Bruce Rioja]

I'm slightly alarmed that on a site populated by hundreds of blokes, a discussion of whether Mila Kunis is hotter than Helen Flannagan is trumped by ruminations on how eggs should be stored!!

Difference being for me, Bob, is that I know what an egg is.

[2399]

Spending nearly a Hundred with no Dirty ending. Or an Ending infact!