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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by bobo the clown » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:36 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy about going outside to shift all the snow off of the drive, only to find that the bloke next door's done it for me. :D
nice.

In my case it's the Bish's employer who's done it for me.

Not one flake, anywhere. Not even frost on the car windows this morning.

In fact ... "what snow?"
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Post by TANGODANCER » Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:17 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy about going outside to shift all the snow off of the drive, only to find that the bloke next door's done it for me. :D
nice.

In my case it's the Bish's employer who's done it for me.

Not one flake, anywhere. Not even frost on the car windows this morning.

In fact ... "what snow?"
Gee, shame about that Bobo. Never mind, I just hired two waggons, got em filled with snow and tomorrow morning your path will be a couple of feet deep and your car blocked in. Just so you don'r feel left out of things. Bolton folk stick together. :mrgreen:
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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:47 pm

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bobo the clown wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Today I'm happy about going outside to shift all the snow off of the drive, only to find that the bloke next door's done it for me. :D
nice.

In my case it's the Bish's employer who's done it for me.

Not one flake, anywhere. Not even frost on the car windows this morning.

In fact ... "what snow?"
Gee, shame about that Bobo. Never mind, I just hired two waggons, got em filled with snow and tomorrow morning your path will be a couple of feet deep and your car blocked in. Just so you don'r feel left out of things. Bolton folk stick together. :mrgreen:
I am truly blessed.

You'll need paperwork to get it over the border .... the word is "Eira" ... if it's nice & fresh (& v white) it'll be Eirwen.
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Post by thebish » Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:10 pm

battled my way through snow and ice to get to Chadwell Heath to lead their 11:15am service, and found that the fabby young people there had gone down early and made this... (made me smile as I arrived, anyway!)

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Post by Dujon » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:37 am

Nice, thebish, but I'm not too sure about the rainbow. Wasn't it Norse legend that told of warriors killed in battle climbing the rainbow bridge to reach Asgard and the Valkyries to live a second life of debauchery and merriment? You'd best monitor the younger members of your flock methinks. :mrgreen:

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Post by thebish » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:33 am

Dujon wrote:Nice, thebish, but I'm not too sure about the rainbow. Wasn't it Norse legend that told of warriors killed in battle climbing the rainbow bridge to reach Asgard and the Valkyries to live a second life of debauchery and merriment? You'd best monitor the younger members of your flock methinks. :mrgreen:
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I suspect the legends of Genesis probably predate the Norse ones... 8)

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:36 am

Today i'm happy about sleeping all the way through the night without waking up for what seems like the first time in agggeees (but was probably only 10 days)

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:41 am

Gooner Girl wrote:Today i'm happy about sleeping all the way through the night without waking up for what seems like the first time in agggeees (but was probably only 10 days)

No more nightmares about thebish chasing you down and putting you over his knee? Good for you.

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Post by thebish » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:46 am

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Gooner Girl wrote:Today i'm happy about sleeping all the way through the night without waking up for what seems like the first time in agggeees (but was probably only 10 days)

No more nightmares about thebish chasing you down and putting you over his knee? Good for you.
au contraire - for once she could relax and think happy thoughts!

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:47 am

thebish wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Today i'm happy about sleeping all the way through the night without waking up for what seems like the first time in agggeees (but was probably only 10 days)

No more nightmares about thebish chasing you down and putting you over his knee? Good for you.
au contraire - for once she could relax and think happy thoughts!
Haha - yeah, that will have been it Bish ;)

(that and the twins sleeping through and my cough not waking me...)

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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:20 pm

I had a lovely nights sleep last night. Not quite so for my girlfriend apparently who was woken up by me standing up on the bed at 3am shouting "My arm is dead, my arm is dead" before crashing back down and falling silent.

I have some vague recollection of sleeping on my right arm and it being numb in the early hours :conf: I frightened the living daylights out of her by all accounts :oops:
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:38 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:I had a lovely nights sleep last night. Not quite so for my girlfriend apparently who was woken up by me standing up on the bed at 3am shouting "My arm is dead, my arm is dead" before crashing back down and falling silent.

I have some vague recollection of sleeping on my right arm and it being numb in the early hours :conf: I frightened the living daylights out of her by all accounts :oops:

Do you keep a roll of sellotape on your bedside table too? :wink:

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Post by Gooner Girl » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:05 pm

Today I am happy that the swimming pool was lovely and warm for once, and that the twins got the giggles as they splashed each other! :D

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:11 pm

Dujon wrote:Nice, thebish, but I'm not too sure about the rainbow. Wasn't it Norse legend that told of warriors killed in battle climbing the rainbow bridge to reach Asgard and the Valkyries to live a second life of debauchery and merriment? You'd best monitor the younger members of your flock methinks. :mrgreen:
Don't think so, Dujon - I believe the Valkyries picked up warriors (if they'd died in the right way) and took them to Valhalla for debauchery, etc. However, it was a waiting room until they fought in the last battle at Ragnarok (which they lost). The Rainbow Bridge was strictly for immortal use (or to go to the US at Niagara).
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Post by thebish » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:34 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Dujon wrote:Nice, thebish, but I'm not too sure about the rainbow. Wasn't it Norse legend that told of warriors killed in battle climbing the rainbow bridge to reach Asgard and the Valkyries to live a second life of debauchery and merriment? You'd best monitor the younger members of your flock methinks. :mrgreen:
Don't think so, Dujon - I believe the Valkyries picked up warriors (if they'd died in the right way) and took them to Valhalla for debauchery, etc. However, it was a waiting room until they fought in the last battle at Ragnarok (which they lost). The Rainbow Bridge was strictly for immortal use (or to go to the US at Niagara).
well - just as long as it's not that horrod vomity thing for dead pets that people keep posting on facebook!

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Post by Annoyed Grunt » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:22 pm

Happy I didn't get charged twice for petrol.

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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:15 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:I had a lovely nights sleep last night. Not quite so for my girlfriend apparently who was woken up by me standing up on the bed at 3am shouting "My arm is dead, my arm is dead" before crashing back down and falling silent.

I have some vague recollection of sleeping on my right arm and it being numb in the early hours :conf: I frightened the living daylights out of her by all accounts :oops:

Do you keep a roll of sellotape on your bedside table too? :wink:
No, but I do occasionally paint the nails on my left hand.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:19 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bijou Bob wrote:I had a lovely nights sleep last night. Not quite so for my girlfriend apparently who was woken up by me standing up on the bed at 3am shouting "My arm is dead, my arm is dead" before crashing back down and falling silent.

I have some vague recollection of sleeping on my right arm and it being numb in the early hours :conf: I frightened the living daylights out of her by all accounts :oops:

Do you keep a roll of sellotape on your bedside table too? :wink:
No, but I do occasionally paint the nails on my left hand.
Hmmmm..... Never thought of that.

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Re: Today I'm happy about......

Post by Prufrock » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:52 pm

What the...?
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.

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Post by Bijou Bob » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:11 pm

Ah Pru.............. Pru. Give it a few years of married life and this will all make sense.
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