Today I'm angry about.....

[William the White]

Some while back you got into a silly discussion with the bish that went on for pages with each of you trying to get the last word in. At that time I wrote my opinion ti the effect that it was a complete waste of bandwidth.

Has thebish been banned or has someone surgically removed both hands?

See other thread - Gooner Girl told us he is taking a break. Elsewhere she also pointed a finger. Not banned therefore.

I was being facetious, sorry... Why's he taking a break? Prima facie unlikely after 32480 posts... Which other thread did GG post on?

On introspection as I wrote but you cut out! I imagine he became unhappy about an unpleasant exchange with another board member and took a time-out. This is just a guess based on what GG said. She also said she did not know when he would be back if ever.

He disappeared because of that interminable and near brain-dead exchange that he and jaffka entertained themselves with, but no one else?

Yeah, I can understand that. On refection he might have felt 'why am I wasting my life like this?' - and found no easy answer.

[Bruce Rioja]

I was rather hoping that he'd taken up Neknmominating instead. How disappointing.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I was rather hoping that he'd taken up Neknmominating instead. How disappointing.

I was under the complete misunderstanding that that was something to do with the Mighty Cthulhu, but it seems I'm confusing my Necronomikons wi' me Neknominations...

[bwfcdan94]

Or he might be helping his local community deal with the floods..... probably more likely.

[Hoboh]

You might be right dan

[TANGODANCER]

More resigned than angry: Wife and daughter went to the very last night of Gravity at the Middlebrook and the wife was so impressed with Sandra Bullock she had a go at space-walking and took a header down the stairs coming out. Result, ninety minutes in A&E at Bolton Hospital (which was an unbelievably good time) X Ray, instuction to rest totally and a pair of Long John Silver specials. I tried very hard to keep a straight face when the medic chap asked "What film did you see?" Much laughter greeted her reply allowing me to join in. Luckily, she only fell down a few steps. I pick the parrot up tomorrow.

Whilst I offer heartfelt sympathies, I can just see a couple of very miserable days ahead for me, starting with the weekly supermarket shop tomorrow.

[jaffka]

Hope she gets better.

Why not try shopping online, if your not used to doing it. You can check your list as many times as you want before paying for it.

[bobo the clown]

Blimey Tango. Best wishes to her.

[LeverEnd]

Not good Tango, amusing film choice aside. Hope she's OK.

[Montreal Wanderer]

She is having a bad month but hopefully things will soon get better. My wife liked the film although I thought it was so-so. No stairs coming out of our theatre.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I hope she gets well soon TD.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Has thebish been banned or has someone surgically removed both hands?

See other thread - Gooner Girl told us he is taking a break. Elsewhere she also pointed a finger. Not banned therefore.

I was being facetious, sorry... Why's he taking a break? Prima facie unlikely after 32480 posts... Which other thread did GG post on?

On introspection as I wrote but you cut out! I imagine he became unhappy about an unpleasant exchange with another board member and took a time-out. This is just a guess based on what GG said. She also said she did not know when he would be back if ever.

He disappeared because of that interminable and near brain-dead exchange that he and jaffka entertained themselves with, but no one else?

Yeah, I can understand that. On refection he might have felt 'why am I wasting my life like this?' - and found no easy answer.[/quote]

He is a cantankerous old sod. But he's our cantankerous old sod.

I hope he comes back soon.

(There, I've said it!)

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Hope she recovers soon Tango. Definitely try the online shopping. As Jaffka says it is easy and will save you some hassle. You can also slip some extras in and blame it on Asda if Mrs TD queries it

[Bruce Rioja]

wife was so impressed with Sandra Bullock she had a go at space-walking and took a header down the stairs coming out....... a pair of Long John Silver specials.

I have absolutely no idea as to what any of that actually means, but mention of A&E leads me to conclude that it isn't good and I hope that Mrs Tango recovers swiftly from whatever's happened.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

wife was so impressed with Sandra Bullock she had a go at space-walking and took a header down the stairs coming out....... a pair of Long John Silver specials.

I have absolutely no idea as to what any of that actually means, but mention of A&E leads me to conclude that it isn't good and I hope that Mrs Tango recovers swiftly from whatever's happened.

Translation: She fell down the stairs... she's now on crutches.

(if I can do it for a1, TD's is a peice of piss )

[Bijou Bob]

Ouch Tango. Well done for managing not to laugh/grin or crack a joke. Hope the other half is soon better.

[Harry Genshaw]

Whilst I offer heartfelt sympathies, I can just see a couple of very miserable days ahead for me, starting with the weekly supermarket shop tomorrow.

Perhaps watch 12 years days a slave next

Get well soon Mrs T

[TANGODANCER]

Thanks for the good wishes all. She's housebound for a few days but the pain's eased a bit. I just got back from a trip to Asda. She wrote a list and put down all the food, household stuff and dog food etc. Right at the bottom, like an afterthought "Food for you?". Get your priorities right hey?

[bwfcdan94]

Hope she is alright TD, that list still left room for you to treat yourself though and you can always go through it backwards.

[Dujon]

Crikey, TANGO, that's a bit of a shock for both of you I imagine. There'll be lots of Brownie points on offer. Mind you, don't get too clever as if you do you'll find yourself down at the shops every week.