Separate thread to whine about *ManFlu

[Gary the Enfield]

Everybody, and I mean everybody but me, at work has a raspy sore throat; and everybody, I mean everybody but me, at work are coughing their feckin viruses into the air with gay abandon. Not the sort of gay abandon that decimates society with a creeping liberalisation, but the sort of gay abandon that newsreaders would describe a women's institute meeting discussing kiwi fruit jam in the nineten fifties as having.

Do you have a theory as to why? I bet you do!

Coincidentally I have a sore throat this morning. That is, it FEELS like the onset of a sore throat but I can't be sure it's not this awful smog we have down here at the moment. It smells too.

Well city boy, if you will live so near Tottenham I dunno what you expect!

The smell's probably from living too close to the ARSEnal.

So juvenile!

Come down to Sussex, its lovely and fresh here!

South of the river? Not bloody likely!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Everybody, and I mean everybody but me, at work has a raspy sore throat; and everybody, I mean everybody but me, at work are coughing their feckin viruses into the air with gay abandon. Not the sort of gay abandon that decimates society with a creeping liberalisation, but the sort of gay abandon that newsreaders would describe a women's institute meeting discussing kiwi fruit jam in the nineten fifties as having.

Do you have a theory as to why? I bet you do!

Coincidentally I have a sore throat this morning. That is, it FEELS like the onset of a sore throat but I can't be sure it's not this awful smog we have down here at the moment. It smells too.

Strangely enough, I've got this theory...

[bwfcdan94]

It's all car drivers fault.

[Prufrock]

Well, I'm ill as f*ck. Worst sore throat I've ever had. Not been able to sleep more than a couple of hours in the last three nights, totally delirious at work. Fun. Using more anaesthetic throat spray than I think is safe, but oh well.

[Beefheart]

Well, I'm ill as f*ck. Worst sore throat I've ever had. Not been able to sleep more than a couple of hours in the last three nights, totally delirious at work. Fun. Using more anaesthetic throat spray than I think is safe, but oh well.

Why are you in work?

[Prufrock]

I hate staying at home, end up feeling worse. Work at least distracts me, whereas at home, after a couple of hours, all I do is sit around thinking about how shit I feel. If it's something that involves expulsion at one end or the other, I'll stay off coz it's not fair to give other people that, but if it's man-flu I'd rather go in.

[Montreal Wanderer]

I hate staying at home, end up feeling worse. Work at least distracts me, whereas at home, after a couple of hours, all I do is sit around thinking about how shit I feel. If it's something that involves expulsion at one end or the other, I'll stay off coz it's not fair to give other people that, but if it's man-flu I'd rather go in.

I'm sure your fellow workers truly appreciate your dedication!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I have the world's worst headache.
I have extraneous feelings in limbs that shouldn't be there.
But worse, I'm not disenraged; if anything I'm more enraged than I've ever fxckin' felt.
I feel more shit than that dinosaur that's been dead for 65 million years after suffering more rex-flu than most of us gather in a lifetime of misery. Feck.
Hopefully I'll wake up properly soon. I have the luxury of watching tv from a prone position tonight, better than the enforced upright stance I've had to endure for the last ten hours coz the tw*ts read welded the incorrect blood vessels together.
Private medicine! Feck right off.

[LeverEnd]

I have the world's worst headache.
I have extraneous feelings in limbs that shouldn't be there.
But worse, I'm not disenraged; if anything I'm more enraged than I've ever fxckin' felt.
I feel more shit than that dinosaur that's been dead for 65 million years after suffering more rex-flu than most of us gather in a lifetime of misery. Feck.
Hopefully I'll wake up properly soon. I have the luxury of watching tv from a prone position tonight, better than the enforced upright stance I've had to endure for the last ten hours coz the tw*ts read welded the incorrect blood vessels together.
Private medicine! Feck right off.

Sounds like a bit more than man flu. Hope you're on the mend soon.

[TANGODANCER]

Hang in there Spotski. It's the cure.