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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:23 pm

Enoch wrote:
as wrote:Although I'd still shag that bird in it :D
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Bit mumsy, floats my boat though.
Did she go one to become Sian Williams, newsreader ?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Enoch » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:44 pm

Enoch wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Enoch wrote:
as wrote:Although I'd still shag that bird in it :D
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Bit mumsy, floats my boat though.
Did she go one to become Sian Williams, newsreader ?

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Bit mumsy, floats my boat though.
Never been a fussy f*cker!

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:42 pm

oi! Worthy - I just mowed my lawn! 8)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:05 pm

thebish wrote:oi! Worthy - I just mowed my lawn! 8)
Bloody southerner/ Beat me to it, because mine still has snow on it.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:11 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:oi! Worthy - I just mowed my lawn! 8)
Bloody southerner/ Beat me to it, because mine still has snow on it.
pah - let a little snow stop you mowing the lawn??? :wink:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by seanworth » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:15 pm

thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:oi! Worthy - I just mowed my lawn! 8)
Bloody southerner/ Beat me to it, because mine still has snow on it.
pah - let a little snow stop you mowing the lawn??? :wink:
Have to give the lawn it's second mow of the season this afternoon.
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:20 pm

seanworth wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:oi! Worthy - I just mowed my lawn! 8)
Bloody southerner/ Beat me to it, because mine still has snow on it.
pah - let a little snow stop you mowing the lawn??? :wink:
Have to give the lawn it's second mow of the season this afternoon.
am trying lazy-mowing - where i leave the grass box off and allow the clippings to be disposed of naturally by worms/wind/decomposition... it is a darn site quicker not to have to empty the grass box every two lengths!
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Post by Worthy4England » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:25 pm

thebish wrote:oi! Worthy - I just mowed my lawn! 8)
BASTARD!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:31 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
thebish wrote:oi! Worthy - I just mowed my lawn! 8)
BASTARD!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:44 pm

thebish wrote:
seanworth wrote:
thebish wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
thebish wrote:oi! Worthy - I just mowed my lawn! 8)
Bloody southerner/ Beat me to it, because mine still has snow on it.
pah - let a little snow stop you mowing the lawn??? :wink:
Have to give the lawn it's second mow of the season this afternoon.
am trying lazy-mowing - where i leave the grass box off and allow the clippings to be disposed of naturally by worms/wind/decomposition... it is a darn site quicker not to have to empty the grass box every two lengths!
I do that, reason being is to hide the scorched bits!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:11 am

thebish wrote:
am trying lazy-mowing!
Me too. I pay someone else to do it 8)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Dujon » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:46 am

Ah, Bruce, what's your wife/girlfriend saving up for? :smile:
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by thebish » Wed Apr 03, 2013 11:01 am

Dujon wrote:Ah, Bruce, what's your wife/girlfriend saving up for? :smile:
i think the absence of wife/girlfriend means he can afford staff!
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by as » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:56 pm

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Cumbria Tourism Managing director Ian Stephens suggested a possible cultural exchange "to go down and understand the delights of Croydon".

"I'm sure the ponds of South Norwood have their merits and it is flattering that they wish to emulate our natural environment, albeit in a modest way."

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:47 pm

thebish wrote:
Dujon wrote:Ah, Bruce, what's your wife/girlfriend saving up for? :smile:
i think the absence of wife/girlfriend means he can afford staff!
And am about to further recruit ;)
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by as » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:03 pm

Anyone hear about Super John at a Sportsmans Dinner last week? It came to question time and someone said 'John, for all the younger lads here who grew up inthe 90's, are you going to apologise for sh*gging all our mums?' :D
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:01 pm

Any of you know what kind of bird this is?

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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by seanworth » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:04 pm

is that foie gras beside it?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by bobo the clown » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:11 pm

A live one ?
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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by mrkint » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:22 pm

A 10-pinter?
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