TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:53 pm

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In order to avoid going to jail, Prescott had to sit through sickening film after sickening film explaining why 'Ultra violence' is wrong!
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:12 pm

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Unlucky for some: John Prescott completes his medical to become Sammy Lee's 13th new signing of the season.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:13 pm

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It's your secretary who needs her eyes tested, not you, John.
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:18 pm

Buzz Lightyear had not aged well.
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:29 am

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Clampdown on 2 car families hits some harder than others.



(I was tempted just to post "fat prick" but felt I needed more)
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Post by bobo the clown » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:30 am

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... oh bllx


"Fat Prick."
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:17 pm

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It's your secretary who needs her eyes tested, not you, John.
WINNER

On ya go, wee greeny!
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Post by Little Green Man » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:35 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote: WINNER

On ya go, wee greeny!
May I be the first to congratulate you on your perfect eyesight, Bruce!

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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:47 pm

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Sammy Lee made a huge mistake in saying "Howdy" to the Bolton Chav dissenters.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:50 pm

Little Green Man wrote:

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As usual the first year pupils of l'Ecole des voleurs got it wrong when sent to pick the lock of an Audi in Grand Theft Auto 101.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:55 pm

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A nice set of wields.
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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:58 pm

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News Headlines: New Audi in horrific Axe-ident...
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:59 pm

vorsprung durch pick-nich
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:21 pm

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It's a great car, if your not to picky!
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Post by boltonboris » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:48 pm

Theres some pricks on the road nowadays
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:29 pm

Audi's latest model axed due to lack of interest
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:35 pm

communistworkethic wrote:vorsprung durch pick-nich
You just ruined my punchline of Vorsprung durch tech-pick. Ahn well, I'll have to pick another. :wink:
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Post by Batman » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:36 pm

Blackburn traffic wardens adopt a zero tolerance policy for nice people in posh cars
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Post by TANGODANCER » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:46 pm

Next time, just give em the quid will ya!

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Post by chris » Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:21 pm

Audi's attempted version of the Xsara Picaxso was unsuccessful
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