Today I'm angry about.....

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab · Post by **KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:38 pm

Today I'm angry about the Barclaycard advert, which features a blok leaving his office, dressed in nothing more than a pair of swimming trunks, sliding down a massive water slide, which runs through shops. It's the least I expect from a finance-based company - pointless, overblown drivel that means nothing. And I can just imagine the conversation the following Monday:

"Alright, John. Good weekend?"
"Yeah, I went down a massive water slide"
"For both days?"
"Yeah - it made my shopping trip fly by"
"Oh"
"I bought a banana"
"What?"
"Yeah, a banana. I didn't pay for it with cash, though. Oh, no. I used my credit card"
"You're a cock"

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:14 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Today I'm angry about the Barclaycard advert, which features a blok leaving his office, dressed in nothing more than a pair of swimming trunks, sliding down a massive water slide, which runs through shops. It's the least I expect from a finance-based company - pointless, overblown drivel that means nothing. And I can just imagine the conversation the following Monday:

"Alright, John. Good weekend?"
"Yeah, I went down a massive water slide"
"For both days?"
"Yeah - it made my shopping trip fly by"
"Oh"
"I bought a banana"
"What?"
"Yeah, a banana. I didn't pay for it with cash, though. Oh, no. I used my credit card"
"You're a cock"

Nah he used that Mastercard, 'if you don't have a credit card you can't buy things of the internet, right? NO. But if you don't have a credit card you can't buy things over the phone, right? NO. New Mastercard 'Glorified Cashcard TM', OI people without bank accounts, that'l be no-one, apart from the old and distrusting, who don't have the internet anyway, get this, but your £40 benefit on this card and it'll be worth £38.12 but you wont have to carry those heavy tenners' card.

Zulus Thousand of em · Post by **Zulus Thousand of em** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:45 am

KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Today I'm angry about the Barclaycard advert, which features a blok leaving his office, dressed in nothing more than a pair of swimming trunks, sliding down a massive water slide, which runs through shops. It's the least I expect from a finance-based company - pointless, overblown drivel that means nothing. And I can just imagine the conversation the following Monday:

"Alright, John. Good weekend?"
"Yeah, I went down a massive water slide"
"For both days?"
"Yeah - it made my shopping trip fly by"
"Oh"
"I bought a banana"
"What?"
"Yeah, a banana. I didn't pay for it with cash, though. Oh, no. I used my credit card"
"You're a cock"

Yeah, and what does he do with his glasses? Shove 'em up his arse?

enfieldwhite · Post by **enfieldwhite** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:58 am

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
KeeeeeeeBaaaaaaab wrote:Today I'm angry about the Barclaycard advert, which features a blok leaving his office, dressed in nothing more than a pair of swimming trunks, sliding down a massive water slide, which runs through shops. It's the least I expect from a finance-based company - pointless, overblown drivel that means nothing. And I can just imagine the conversation the following Monday:

"Alright, John. Good weekend?"
"Yeah, I went down a massive water slide"
"For both days?"
"Yeah - it made my shopping trip fly by"
"Oh"
"I bought a banana"
"What?"
"Yeah, a banana. I didn't pay for it with cash, though. Oh, no. I used my credit card"
"You're a cock"
Yeah, and what does he do with his glasses? Shove 'em up his arse?

He'll need SOMETHING to brake with.

superjohnmcginlay · Post by **superjohnmcginlay** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:27 am

England's bowling yesterday.

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:47 pm

Why what happened, did it rain a wee bit and they had to run in incase they got wet or did it go a bit dark and again they ran in cos monsters come out in the dark!

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:02 pm

People who pull out in front of you, then travel at 25mph in a 40 mph zone AND put their brakes on when getting near a parked vehicle even though there is enough space to get an artic through! W*nkers.

BWFC_Insane · Post by **BWFC_Insane** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:07 pm

hoboh2o wrote:People who pull out in front of you, then travel at 25mph in a 40 mph zone AND put their brakes on when getting near a parked vehicle even though there is enough space to get an artic through! W*nkers.

People who are in a rush to get everywhere and drive recklessly and impatiently in order to do so!

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:11 pm

BWFC_Insane wrote:
hoboh2o wrote:People who pull out in front of you, then travel at 25mph in a 40 mph zone AND put their brakes on when getting near a parked vehicle even though there is enough space to get an artic through! W*nkers.
People who are in a rush to get everywhere and drive recklessly and impatiently in order to do so!

W*nker!

Bruno · Post by **Bruno** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:14 pm

I'm going up the Reebok ticket office in a minute, so here's my pre-emptive rant about how shit they are.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:14 pm

Bruno wrote:I'm going up the Reebok ticket office in a minute, so here's my pre-emptive rant about how shit they are.

Yeah, Megson signings, the lot of 'em.

Puskas · Post by **Puskas** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:32 pm

I have a baguette. I bought it from Sainsbury's. Because I'm posh. Far posher than any of you lot.

But I digress.

On the back of this is a "serving suggestion". It tells me that, for a tasty lunchtime treat (and who doesn't like them?), I can liberally apply mayonaise, crispy bacon, lettuce and tomato to slice pieces.

FFS, is there need to give instructions for making a f*ckin buttie? Is there? IS THERE?

No. There isn't.

seanworth · Post by **seanworth** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:39 pm

Puskas wrote:I have a baguette. I bought it from Sainsbury's. Because I'm posh. Far posher than any of you lot.

But I digress.

On the back of this is a "serving suggestion". It tells me that, for a tasty lunchtime treat (and who doesn't like them?), I can liberally apply mayonaise, crispy bacon, lettuce and tomato to slice pieces.

FFS, is there need to give instructions for making a f*ckin buttie? Is there? IS THERE?

No. There isn't.

MMMMM a BBLT. Thanks for that tip. Think I might have one of those tomorrow morning.

CrazyHorse · Post by **CrazyHorse** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:42 pm

Puskas wrote:I have a baguette. I bought it from Sainsbury's. Because I'm posh. Far posher than any of you lot.

But I digress.

On the back of this is a "serving suggestion". It tells me that, for a tasty lunchtime treat (and who doesn't like them?), I can liberally apply mayonaise, crispy bacon, lettuce and tomato to slice pieces.

FFS, is there need to give instructions for making a f*ckin buttie? Is there? IS THERE?

No. There isn't.

Besides they're wrong. It needs salad cream not mayonaise.

Sue the bastards.

Prufrock · Post by **Prufrock** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:32 pm

Today, no, to-fecking-night I'm angry about everything. Just done a 57 hour week. Hoboh can take that and he can literally smash it up his 'students don't pay their way' pipe, and then he can smoke it through his scrotum.

Hoboh · Post by **Hoboh** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:36 pm

Prufrock wrote:Today, no, to-fecking-night I'm angry about everything. Just done a 57 hour week. Hoboh can take that and he can literally smash it up his 'students don't pay their way' pipe, and then he can smoke it through his scrotum.

57!!!! wimp 65 used to be my norm!

TANGODANCER · Post by **TANGODANCER** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:00 am

hoboh2o wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Today, no, to-fecking-night I'm angry about everything. Just done a 57 hour week. Hoboh can take that and he can literally smash it up his 'students don't pay their way' pipe, and then he can smoke it through his scrotum.
57!!!! wimp 65 used to be my norm!

Did three years as a security guard once. Eighty four hours, via seven straight twelve-hour shifts was the norm every other week on some of the beats.. Seventy hours was the minimum. I kid you not.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:13 am

TANGODANCER wrote:
hoboh2o wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Today, no, to-fecking-night I'm angry about everything. Just done a 57 hour week. Hoboh can take that and he can literally smash it up his 'students don't pay their way' pipe, and then he can smoke it through his scrotum.
57!!!! wimp 65 used to be my norm!
Did three years as a security guard once. Eighty four hours, via seven straight twelve-hour shifts was the norm every other week on some of the beats.. Seventy hours was the minimum. I kid you not.

Aye - one 57 hour week in 23 fecking years and they think they're hard done by. Bloody stoodents.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:02 pm

Worthy4England wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
hoboh2o wrote:
Prufrock wrote:Today, no, to-fecking-night I'm angry about everything. Just done a 57 hour week. Hoboh can take that and he can literally smash it up his 'students don't pay their way' pipe, and then he can smoke it through his scrotum.
57!!!! wimp 65 used to be my norm!
Did three years as a security guard once. Eighty four hours, via seven straight twelve-hour shifts was the norm every other week on some of the beats.. Seventy hours was the minimum. I kid you not.
Aye - one 57 hour week in 23 fecking years and they think they're hard done by. Bloody stoodents.

Worthy4England · Post by **Worthy4England** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:10 pm

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