TW Members. Introspection on an Epic scale.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Psst. What's happened to the Bish? he appears to be AWOL - hope it's not anything to do with his plastic bucket, spade, and a bog thing.

He's currently arguing with the Environment Agency. They sent over sea kayaks to rescue him from the floods

If only that were true! Instead they sent Eric Pickles who has argued black is blue that sea kayaks not only don't exist but that the Environment Agency gave him incorrect advice regarding how to man a kayak.

[bobo the clown]

Erik Pickles in a kayak ... sea, or otherwise.

Now THAT's an image.

[Lord Kangana]

Noah's Kayak perhaps?

[jaffka]

As long as nobody posts "good riddance to the grumpy old fecker", he will be back in due course

[Gooner Girl]

As long as nobody posts "good riddance to the grumpy old fecker", he will be back in due course

You didn't help matters!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Noah's Kayak perhaps?

There is no fxkin way that Pickles could go into a kayak two by two. Noah drew the limit at Lord Smiths.

[jaffka]

As long as nobody posts "good riddance to the grumpy old fecker", he will be back in due course

You didn't help matters!

aren't you busy being outraged about back passages

[Lord Kangana]

Noah's Kayak perhaps?

There is no fxkin way that Pickles could go into a kayak two by two. Noah drew the limit at Lord Smiths.

Though it is replete with myriad interpretations, I was simply pointing out you'd need one big f*ck off kayak to get Eric Pickles anywhere. And it would have to be fast, as his job is so important, he needs to be there on time. Imagine the pressures of such a job!?!?! Its a good thing these people are in charge.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Noah's Kayak perhaps?

There is no fxkin way that Pickles could go into a kayak two by two. Noah drew the limit at Lord Smiths.

Though it is replete with myriad interpretations, I was simply pointing out you'd need one big f*ck off kayak to get Eric Pickles anywhere. And it would have to be fast, as his job is so important, he needs to be there on time. Imagine the pressures of such a job!?!?! Its a good thing these people are in charge.

Sorry, thought you were taking the piss for a mo there. But I now see you are quite right.

[Lord Kangana]

I don't think most people appreciate just how important Eric Pickles' job is. I hope this serves as a timely reminder. For those unfamiliar with it, its really f*cking important. And don't you forget it. You plebs.

[TANGODANCER]

I don't think most people appreciate just how important Eric Pickles' job is. I hope this serves as a timely reminder. For those unfamiliar with it, its really f*cking important. And don't you forget it. You plebs.

Didn't he get the job in the first place for finding the World Cup?

[bwfcdan94]

I don't think most people appreciate just how important Eric Pickles' job is. I hope this serves as a timely reminder. For those unfamiliar with it, its really f*cking important. And don't you forget it. You plebs.

Didn't he get the job in the first place for finding the World Cup?

I did hear Eric pickles goes looking in bushes for food.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I heard that he eats bushes.

[Lord Kangana]

Lard bushes presumably.

[LeverEnd]

Lard bushes presumably.

You're as bad as Hoboh with your fattist comments! You'll be on that Bolton councillor's back next.

[Lord Kangana]

Him? Why? What's wrong with handing yourself cushty 1-day-a-week-jobs for £40k p.a. of NHS money, and then subsequently being found to have presided over a big f*cking financial mess?

[LeverEnd]

Him? Why? What's wrong with handing yourself cushty 1-day-a-week-jobs for £40k p.a. of NHS money, and then subsequently being found to have presided over a big f*cking financial mess?

I've no idea what you are talking about. It was a little joke about Hoboh's regular references to his corpulence, which make me chuckle. Free free to attack him on several fronts.

[Bruce Rioja]

Him? Why? What's wrong with handing yourself cushty 1-day-a-week-jobs for £40k p.a. of NHS money, and then subsequently being found to have presided over a big f*cking financial mess?

I've no idea what you are talking about. It was a little joke about Hoboh's regular references to his corpulence, which make me chuckle. Free free to attack him on several fronts.

Cllr Morris (or The Fat Controller in Hoboh speak) oversaw the financial ruination of Townleys whilst pocketing 40K pa for doing a day a week

[mummywhycantieatcrayons]

Noah's Kayak perhaps?

There is no fxkin way that Pickles could go into a kayak two by two. Noah drew the limit at Lord Smiths.

Though it is replete with myriad interpretations, I was simply pointing out you'd need one big f*ck off kayak to get Eric Pickles anywhere. And it would have to be fast, as his job is so important, he needs to be there on time. Imagine the pressures of such a job!?!?! Its a good thing these people are in charge.

It did occur to me that anyone with a light grasp of Archimedes' Principle should have foreseen the folly of sending Eric Pickles into a flooded area.

[Montreal Wanderer]

Noah's Kayak perhaps?

There is no fxkin way that Pickles could go into a kayak two by two. Noah drew the limit at Lord Smiths.

Though it is replete with myriad interpretations, I was simply pointing out you'd need one big f*ck off kayak to get Eric Pickles anywhere. And it would have to be fast, as his job is so important, he needs to be there on time. Imagine the pressures of such a job!?!?! Its a good thing these people are in charge.

It did occur to me that anyone with a light grasp of Archimedes' Principle should have foreseen the folly of sending Eric Pickles into a flooded area.

Indeed, if he had no boat he would displace his volume which might be bad enough. If he had a boat he would displace his weight which could be catastrophic to low lying areas.