Today I'm happy about......

[thebish]

just had a glorious bonfire! so all is right with the world!!

man need bonfire like woman need shoes! UGG!!

Law-breaker.

Garden fires should not be lit until dusk, for this very reason.

Anti-social git.

so... join the Union!

My application will land right on top of yours to join the Tory party.

one permanently yappy dog over the fence before and after dusk DESERVES occasional pre-dusk bonfire retaliation!

JOBSWORTH!!

[TANGODANCER]

Young lad and his dad won Pointless tonight. Alexander Armstrong asked the lad: "You're from Manchester. Are you a United supporter?

"No,I follow Bolton"

[Gooner Girl]

just had a glorious bonfire! so all is right with the world!!

man need bonfire like woman need shoes! UGG!!

Huh! Not all women are shoe addicted, you know!

[thebish]

just had a glorious bonfire! so all is right with the world!!

man need bonfire like woman need shoes! UGG!!

Huh! Not all women are shoe addicted, you know!

remind me how many pairs of trainers you have???

[bobo the clown]

just had a glorious bonfire! so all is right with the world!!

man need bonfire like woman need shoes! UGG!!

Huh! Not all women are shoe addicted, you know!

Bllx they aren't. Every last one .... EVERY last one. Even those who think they aren't.

[TANGODANCER]

Nice shoes. When did you get those? "I've had them absolutely ages". Yeah,okay.

[Annoyed Grunt]

I think I may have talked the wife into getting a new tv.

Why didn't you just surprise her with one and give it the old "Darling, this is for you"?

She's tooo clever to fall for that.

I think I may have talked the wife into getting a new tv.

I'm looking for a tv at the moment. Can't make head nor tail of all the features/jargon.

Looking at this

http://www.comet.co.uk/p/Plasma-TVs/buy ... -TV/714364" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Ordered the new tv. Change of model and size....have to wait a month as new out next month.

http://www.panasonic.co.uk/html/en_GB/P ... kInfo=true" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Gooner Girl]

just had a glorious bonfire! so all is right with the world!!

man need bonfire like woman need shoes! UGG!!

Huh! Not all women are shoe addicted, you know!

Bllx they aren't. Every last one .... EVERY last one. Even those who think they aren't.

I only have trainers, spikes, football boots, astros, a pair of boots and flip flops for the summer. I haven't bought a pair of shoes in agggeeeesssss. The kids however, have far too many pairs of 'shoes' - especially Jessie.

[Bruce Rioja]

Took all the loose change that I throw into an ice bucket when changing my trousers down to one of those money sorty outy jobbies at the supermarket, and I'm now £200 better off than I thought I was (though they do charge you 9% for doing it).

[thebish]

just had a glorious bonfire! so all is right with the world!!

man need bonfire like woman need shoes! UGG!!

Huh! Not all women are shoe addicted, you know!

Bllx they aren't. Every last one .... EVERY last one. Even those who think they aren't.

I only have trainers, spikes, football boots, astros, a pair of boots and flip flops for the summer. I haven't bought a pair of shoes in agggeeeesssss. The kids however, have far too many pairs of 'shoes' - especially Jessie.

it was only a couple of weeks ago she had her first proper pair surely!!!

[TTID]

I don't actually own a pair of trainers although I did once have a couple of pairs of Vans.

I suppose my favourite footwear are my limited edition vintage DMs (1460 pairs made) that were about 175 quid.

I remember the days when they were a working boot not a designer accessory - times change!

[Gooner Girl]

just had a glorious bonfire! so all is right with the world!!

man need bonfire like woman need shoes! UGG!!

Huh! Not all women are shoe addicted, you know!

Bllx they aren't. Every last one .... EVERY last one. Even those who think they aren't.

I only have trainers, spikes, football boots, astros, a pair of boots and flip flops for the summer. I haven't bought a pair of shoes in agggeeeesssss. The kids however, have far too many pairs of 'shoes' - especially Jessie.

it was only a couple of weeks ago she had her first proper pair surely!!!

Well yes, but she had a wide variety of sort leather soled ones before that...

[thebish]

Well yes, but she had a wide variety of sort leather soled ones before that...

so.... why has Jessie got more shoes than Jack? (presumably she did BEFORE she stared walking??)

[Gooner Girl]

Well yes, but she had a wide variety of sort leather soled ones before that...

so.... why has Jessie got more shoes than Jack? (presumably she did BEFORE she stared walking??)

Cos girls shoes are prettier! Boys ones are boring

[thebish]

Well yes, but she had a wide variety of sort leather soled ones before that...

so.... why has Jessie got more shoes than Jack? (presumably she did BEFORE she stared walking??)

Cos girls shoes are prettier! Boys ones are boring

but you're not interested in shoes, are you, errrr..... (or are you saying MrGG buys them for her!!)

and... at a little over 1yr old - why the huge distinction in your mind about what is a "girl's" show and what is a "boy's" shoe? Sounds a bit like classic gender-stereotyping to me!!

[Gooner Girl]

Well yes, but she had a wide variety of sort leather soled ones before that...

so.... why has Jessie got more shoes than Jack? (presumably she did BEFORE she stared walking??)

Cos girls shoes are prettier! Boys ones are boring

but you're not interested in shoes, are you, errrr..... (or are you saying MrGG buys them for her!!)

and... at a little over 1yr old - why the huge distinction in your mind about what is a "girl's" show and what is a "boy's" shoe? Sounds a bit like classic gender-stereotyping to me!!

I was playing it up slightly! The main reason she has more then Jack is cos I saw more girls ones I liked that were on offer then boys ones! And you are correct, I am indeed guilty of gender stereotyping. Whilst Jessie has pairs of blue shoes Jack has no pink ones... I will go hang my head in shame!

[Bruce Rioja]

The former Mrs Rioja must've fallen on hard times if there are any shoes left for the rest of womankind!

[thebish]

Well yes, but she had a wide variety of sort leather soled ones before that...

so.... why has Jessie got more shoes than Jack? (presumably she did BEFORE she stared walking??)

Cos girls shoes are prettier! Boys ones are boring

but you're not interested in shoes, are you, errrr..... (or are you saying MrGG buys them for her!!)

and... at a little over 1yr old - why the huge distinction in your mind about what is a "girl's" show and what is a "boy's" shoe? Sounds a bit like classic gender-stereotyping to me!!

I was playing it up slightly! The main reason she has more then Jack is cos I saw more girls ones I liked that were on offer then boys ones! And you are correct, I am indeed guilty of gender stereotyping. Whilst Jessie has pairs of blue shoes Jack has no pink ones... I will go hang my head in shame!

or you could buy yourself some new shoes trainers and cheer yourself up?

[Burnden Paddock]

Took all the loose change that I throw into an ice bucket when changing my trousers down to one of those money sorty outy jobbies at the supermarket, and I'm now £200 better off than I thought I was (though they do charge you 9% for doing it).

You do realise that you can pay your shedload of loose coins straight into the machines at most banks these days, don't you? They don't rip you off with commission on it either.

[The Axman]

Took all the loose change that I throw into an ice bucket when changing my trousers down to one of those money sorty outy jobbies at the supermarket, and I'm now £200 better off than I thought I was (though they do charge you 9% for doing it).

You do realise that you can pay your shedload of loose coins straight into the machines at most banks these days, don't you? They don't rip you off with commission on it either.

You paid them £18 to be given £200 which was yours anyway?

Reminds me of the time I threw some change into a busker's hat and he called me back to point out I'd thrown a Euro coin in there as well. I almost felt myself about to apologise and then somehow heroically stopped myself from strangling the plank.