Today I'm angry about.....

[malcd1]

Did he get whiplash at the same time?

Like the tw*t that walked into the side of my car as I was pulling out of the company car park on Wednesday? The pikey, scamming c*nt!

To make a claim? I have seen video's on Youtube from Russia but I haven't heard anything from over here. I hope you reversed back over him.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I believe there is at least one tw*t in the Rulers of the World category out there who believes in witchcraft.
So, Bob - *curse* die, useless piece of shit.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Bars without real ale
Bars with shit horribly kept real ale
Families who think bars are the new creche
Justin Welsby... what's he for?
Robert Mugabe... just f*ck off
Quashquois
Prats who go walking once a year, all of the c**ts cluttering up the landscape at exactly the same time of year
Nick Clegg
E-ciggie imbibers
Large multinational construction companies
Christmas - the festival of commercialism that never sleeps
Armed robbers
Community leaders

...and that's just in the last hour.

[Lord Kangana]

Who is Justin Welsby?

[Gary the Enfield]

Who is Justin Welsby?

Possibly Welby? Archbishop of Canterbury? Otherwise God knows.

[William the White]

Elton's love child?

[Prufrock]

Archbishop of Tranmere?

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Actually, he's the new project manager foisted onto the project I've headed for twelve f*cking years. Twelve very profitable years. So what the f*ck is he for???

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Archbishop of Tranmere?

I like that. I'm going to suggest that to the c*nt when I see him tomorrow. Project Manage that...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Tonight's installment includes:
Ungritted pavements
F*cking Refuse Technicians who manage to engineer distributing the bulk of my fecking recycled shit into various small mammals' and scattered birds' homes instead of the back of the recycling shitwagon where it belongs.
Counterfeit pound coins in my change.
Tw*ts who hand over counterfeit coins and then refuse to take them back even when it's pointed out that they've just given one to me.

[Lord Kangana]

Actually, he's the new project manager foisted onto the project I've headed for twelve f*cking years. Twelve very profitable years. So what the f*ck is he for???

I've managed to return seven of the best ten months figures my lot have had in over ten years (verified by the independent auditor), and the response? I'm receiving too much bonus (100% of what's on offer up to now), so we'll change the parameters under which it is calculated. Certain people have to do something to justify their jobs existing I suppose.

[Hoboh]

The smug smiling face of a censor (Or to some a Harriet babe!)

[William the White]

The smug smiling face of a censor (Or to some a Harriet babe!)

Trainee nanny - hoboh goes weak at the knees.

[Hoboh]

The smug smiling face of a censor (Or to some a Harriet babe!)

Trainee nanny - hoboh goes weak at the knees.

Reaching for the AK actually

[Beefheart]

Actually, he's the new project manager foisted onto the project I've headed for twelve f*cking years. Twelve very profitable years. So what the f*ck is he for???

I've managed to return seven of the best ten months figures my lot have had in over ten years (verified by the independent auditor), and the response? I'm receiving too much bonus (100% of what's on offer up to now), so we'll change the parameters under which it is calculated. Certain people have to do something to justify their jobs existing I suppose.

Well, that means feck all!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Actually, he's the new project manager foisted onto the project I've headed for twelve f*cking years. Twelve very profitable years. So what the f*ck is he for???

I've managed to return seven of the best ten months figures my lot have had in over ten years (verified by the independent auditor), and the response? I'm receiving too much bonus (100% of what's on offer up to now), so we'll change the parameters under which it is calculated. Certain people have to do something to justify their jobs existing I suppose.

Well, that means feck all!

It might have been Dan this year

[Bijou Bob]

This morning, I rang United Utilities to sort out the water rates for my tenant. The following conversation took place after I sorted the previous tenant's bill out and had registered the new tenant's name:

BB - Can you tell me the number on the water meter so I give you the reading from the right one
UU- No, sorry sir, I cant discuss this account with you
BB - Er, why?
UU- Well the account isn't in your name
BB - Yes, but you have just changed it for me and as you know, I own the house
UU - But you aren't the account holder now, so I can't discuss it with you
BB- But that's what you've done for the past ten minutes
UU- Ah, (Sounding triumphant) well that was when you were the account holder
BB - No, I wasn't, it was my old tenant
UU- In that case, I can't discuss it with you at all.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Some dickhead of an MP has generated headlines over the last three days purely to get exposure in the National Meedja, and boy has she done that.
"Families Bury Loved Ones In The Garden" being typical - on BBC, in the Times, Gruniad etc.
Trouble is they haven't and they shouldn't... but that ain't stopped the subeditors.

Next thing, some Chav f*ck will actually do it, and then wonder why he's been prosecuted and the target of new headlines!

[Bruce Rioja]

Some dickhead of an MP has generated headlines over the last three days purely to get exposure in the National Meedja, and boy has she done that.
"Families Bury Loved Ones In The Garden" being typical - on BBC, in the Times, Gruniad etc.
Trouble is they haven't and they shouldn't... but that ain't stopped the subeditors.

Next thing, some Chav f*ck will actually do it, and then wonder why he's been prosecuted and the target of new headlines!

Fred West did.

[thebish]

you say "shouldn't"... it is, of course entirely legal to bury someone in your back garden as long as the permission of the person who owns the land where the burial is to take place is obtained and legal requirements regarding the location and depth of the grave are met.

(it might not help with the resale value of your house, though!)