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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:37 am

mrkint wrote:get a dog walker!
I have one, he's going to Switzerland!

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:53 am

16 & 18 yr ild kids, plus Uni's are finished their exams now. there has to be some stray kids about who'd just love to do this.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:58 am

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mrkint wrote:get a dog walker!
I have one, he's going to Switzerland!
:lol:

I suggest taking the dog for a long walk, while leaving kids behind with various things thay can brighten up your fixtures and fittings with, like flour, paint, eggs, coal, that sort of thing.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:15 am

bobo the clown wrote:16 & 18 yr ild kids, plus Uni's are finished their exams now. there has to be some stray kids about who'd just love to do this.
Good thinking. I'll get Mr GG to raid the youthgroup he runs for volunteers, my only reservation is leaving inexperienced people in charge of my quite loopy dog...

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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:16 am

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
mrkint wrote:get a dog walker!
I have one, he's going to Switzerland!
:lol:

I suggest taking the dog for a long walk, while leaving kids behind with various things thay can brighten up your fixtures and fittings with, like flour, paint, eggs, coal, that sort of thing.
I could put Postman Pat on on loop. They wouldn't leave the sofa.

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Post by bobo the clown » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:27 pm

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bobo the clown wrote:16 & 18 yr ild kids, plus Uni's are finished their exams now. there has to be some stray kids about who'd just love to do this.
Good thinking. I'll get Mr GG to raid the youthgroup he runs for volunteers, my only reservation is leaving inexperienced people in charge of my quite loopy dog...
... or the kid from the chicken-feed shop. I'm sure he'd offer you a service.
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Post by Bijou Bob » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:41 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Mr GG has to go to Switzerland on a business trip early next week probably. I'm already struggling with the logistics of this such as how the dog gets an evening walk when theres only one of me and i'm needed with the kids too. Huge kudos to all the single parents out there who manage that sort of stuff day in, day out.
Er, take the kids with you whilst you walk the dog GG?? :conf:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:55 pm

Bijou Bob wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Mr GG has to go to Switzerland on a business trip early next week probably. I'm already struggling with the logistics of this such as how the dog gets an evening walk when theres only one of me and i'm needed with the kids too. Huge kudos to all the single parents out there who manage that sort of stuff day in, day out.
Er, take the kids with you whilst you walk the dog GG?? :conf:
I will for the morning walk but his later walk is usually when my 2 year olds are tucked up in bed. He'll just have to do without for a few days or i'll rope a neighbour in.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:42 pm

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Would it be really that bad to leave them unattended for an hour or so?

Assuming the answer is yes, you could spend a while playing with Paddy while the kids are in bed and teach him new tricks & obedience lessons. A good half hour of intellectual stimulation will knacker out most dogs sufficiently enough that they wont miss the one walk.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:59 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:^
Would it be really that bad to leave them unattended for an hour or so?

Assuming the answer is yes, you could spend a while playing with Paddy while the kids are in bed and teach him new tricks & obedience lessons. A good half hour of intellectual stimulation will knacker out most dogs sufficiently enough that they wont miss the one walk.
Erm yes it would be! But good idea, he's probably going to survive for a few days on less walks and it probably wouldnt take that much mental stimulation to wear him out, bless him.

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Post by thebish » Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:07 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:^
Would it be really that bad to leave them unattended for an hour or so?

Assuming the answer is yes, you could spend a while playing with Paddy while the kids are in bed and teach him new tricks & obedience lessons. A good half hour of intellectual stimulation will knacker out most dogs sufficiently enough that they wont miss the one walk.
Erm yes it would be! But good idea, he's probably going to survive for a few days on less walks and it probably wouldnt take that much mental stimulation to wear him out, bless him.
but what about the dog?

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:00 am

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
Harry Genshaw wrote:^
Would it be really that bad to leave them unattended for an hour or so?

Assuming the answer is yes, you could spend a while playing with Paddy while the kids are in bed and teach him new tricks & obedience lessons. A good half hour of intellectual stimulation will knacker out most dogs sufficiently enough that they wont miss the one walk.
Erm yes it would be! But good idea, he's probably going to survive for a few days on less walks and it probably wouldnt take that much mental stimulation to wear him out, bless him.
but what about the dog?
The dog could start to lean English.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:45 pm

Sad to hear today about the death of my neighbour and friends mum Mabel. She was 93 and had followed Stoke City home and away since the 1940's - including round Europe a few seasons ago. I met her once when I went up to watch Arsenal play Stoke with her daughter and she was a lovely lady and a passionate fan. She got knocked over at a game end of last season and suffered head injuries and hasn't been well since then. Died yesterday. Nice tribute from the club. I hope i'm following Arsenal home and away when i'm in my 90's. Seems an awesome way to spend your retirement.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:57 pm

Sorry to hear that, GG. You posted a link to a story about her a while back as I recall. Quite a remarkable lady.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:07 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Sorry to hear that, GG. You posted a link to a story about her a while back as I recall. Quite a remarkable lady.
Yeah, she was. Glad I got to meet her.

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:41 pm

Utterly stunned at a colleagues stupidity today. A 30 year old bloke who I thought was reasonably intelligent - I heard him asking another colleague how you spelt swastika. As she spelt it out to him he said "But in this case, it's a tattoo so is it a swas or a swastattoo"

We were both a bit unsure what he was going on about until I saw a light go on with him. He then said he'd always thought it was a 'Swas sticker' so was unsure what it was called when it wasn't in the form of a sticker. He was serious :shock: :doh:
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Post by William the White » Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:58 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:Utterly stunned at a colleagues stupidity today. A 30 year old bloke who I thought was reasonably intelligent - I heard him asking another colleague how you spelt swastika. As she spelt it out to him he said "But in this case, it's a tattoo so is it a swas or a swastattoo"

We were both a bit unsure what he was going on about until I saw a light go on with him. He then said he'd always thought it was a 'Swas sticker' so was unsure what it was called when it wasn't in the form of a sticker. He was serious :shock: :doh:
I guess the good side is there have always been more stickers than Nazis in his life... And long may it continue...

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Post by Prufrock » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:38 am

Just saw Alan Davies on Liverpool Road. I can draw two conclusions from this experience: 1) There is no filming of QI going on at the moment. 2) Alan Davies dyes his hair.
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