TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:14 pm

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... and Mourinho was sent to the stands for holding up the game.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:36 pm

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"I'll see if she's over here". Mourinho goes home and joins the search.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:45 pm

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"Look, Bruce Buck is behind me! Pull my finger, pull my finger NOW!!"
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:59 am

Not to prolong this one, although there were a couple of crackers, Commie was the one who made the Wilkinson connection that occured to me when I first saw it. So, it's over to "the loneliness of the long distance COMMIE". Away you go...
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Post by communistworkethic » Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:55 am

ta muchly, and on we go with an oldies but a goodie....

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Post by chris » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:00 pm

The fitness centre intended for users to increase fitness by running up the down escalator.
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Post by chris » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:01 pm

Builders put wrong sign on fatness centre.
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:15 pm

Gladiators new travelator was easier than remembered

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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:17 pm

Jason McAteer loved the new fitness centre but couldn't help wondering why the middle escalator was always out of order.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:12 pm

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Ease your way to a different level of fitness.
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Post by Worthy4England » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:14 pm

communistworkethic wrote:ta muchly, and on we go with an oldies but a goodie....

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The new Bolton signings had heard a rumour that the lost dressing room was up the escalator on the right....

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Post by Verbal » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:14 pm

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Gym teases customers by makign them walk up escalators.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:17 pm

T'Winner.....
Little Green Man wrote:Jason McAteer loved the new fitness centre but couldn't help wondering why the middle escalator was always out of order.
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Post by Little Green Man » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:57 pm

Thanks CWE.

Here's one to vent your spleen on.

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Post by chris » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:04 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Thanks CWE.

Here's one to vent your spleen on.

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Sammy tried to use his new watch with an in-built compass to try and find the lost dressing room.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:32 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Thanks CWE.

Here's one to vent your spleen on.

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mickey mouse watch for a mickey mouse manager
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:34 pm

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It was only the following january that Bolton fans would learn that Lee had actually been working an Indian call centre for Sky all the time
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Post by TANGODANCER » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:35 pm

Sammy is just realizing that "Ten year life" only relates to the battery of the watch Phil gave him on becoming manager.
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:36 pm

time to go, time to go, time to go, time to go , time to gooooooooooooooooooooo.. feck off
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Post by communistworkethic » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:37 pm

sammy lee just doesn't have his finger on the pulse
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