Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

[bobo the clown]

Skulk around the IT sectiondesk of that guy you can't abide and nick one his when they aren't looking. I may or may not have done this before

That's better.

[mrkint]

Skulk around the IT sectiondesk of that guy you can't abide and nick one his when they aren't looking. I may or may not have done this before

That's better.

And then order an HR consultant to discuss issues around staff stealing from others.

It's all a ruse.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We have to order through Central Office, which is in Newcastle.
We usually have spares, but the last one he gave out, yesterday.
We can't buy our own - or rather we could, but would not be allowed to claim ir back as the proper authorisation would not have been secured prior to it being bought.
I can hardly nick one now that IT are aware I'm Y less.
Anyway, I've got my phone and I can hit Yyyyyyyyy as many times as Y want.

[Bruce Rioja]

And should your man not have re-ordered earlier so as not to be left keyboardless? I'd say that you're well within your rights to nick his. Teach him a lesson vis inventory control.

[bobo the clown]

We have to order through Central Office, which is in Newcastle.
We usually have spares, but the last one he gave out, yesterday.
We can't buy our own - or rather we could, but would not be allowed to claim ir back as the proper authorisation would not have been secured prior to it being bought.
I can hardly nick one now that IT are aware I'm Y less.
Anyway, I've got my phone and I can hit Yyyyyyyyy as many times as Y want.

Tut, tut, fckg tut. (shakes head, in slow desperation).

There HAS to be someone off sick, on holiday or otherwise indisposed.

C'mon man ... enterprise, think about it !!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

And should your man not have re-ordered earlier so as not to be left keyboardless? I'd say that you're well within your rights to nick his. Teach him a lesson vis inventory control.

You are probably correct. Unfortunately he's one of the very few with a lockable office... And he uses his key. He knows what the rest of us are like.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

We have to order through Central Office, which is in Newcastle.
We usually have spares, but the last one he gave out, yesterday.
We can't buy our own - or rather we could, but would not be allowed to claim ir back as the proper authorisation would not have been secured prior to it being bought.
I can hardly nick one now that IT are aware I'm Y less.
Anyway, I've got my phone and I can hit Yyyyyyyyy as many times as Y want.

Tut, tut, fckg tut. (shakes head, in slow desperation).

There HAS to be someone off sick, on holiday or otherwise indisposed.

C'mon man ... enterprise, think about it !!

I could nick my boss's, I suppose, he was down London today, and has a meeting in Derby tomorrow

[Lost Leopard Spot]

I've done it... I've nicked one from the Software guys. YyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYes

[bobo the clown]

Thief !!!

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Did you leave a cryptic message behind to mess with their mind?

[Gary the Enfield]

Did you leave a cryptic message behind to mess with their mind?

Something like Y?

[Abdoulaye's Twin]

Did you leave a cryptic message behind to mess with their mind?

Something like Y?

I've been known to change the default font colour to white in MS Word etc. Most amusing

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Nope, just an empty desk. I've binned my old one, so there's no connection to the crime. Heehe.

[bwfcdan94]

Apart from this thread.....

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Apart from this thread.....

There is that. Maybe, instead of accountancy, you could do Poiroting!

[Annoyed Grunt]

Apart from this thread.....

There is that. Maybe, instead of accountancy, you could do Poiroting!

Why would Dan want to do ballet?

[wigan white]

I see Dan as more "Shaggy" from scooby doo rather than poirot

[thebish]

Nope, just an empty desk. I've binned my old one, so there's no connection to the crime. Heehe.

binning the desk is going a bit far...

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Apart from this thread.....

There is that. Maybe, instead of accountancy, you could do Poiroting!

Why would Dan want to do ballet?

The fun of it, twirling on his toes

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Nope, just an empty desk. I've binned my old one, so there's no connection to the crime. Heehe.

binning the desk is going a bit far...

I know, what can I say? But, I've got away with it so far. Unfortunately, Phil, the IT guy, is back tomorrow and when someone from software says he's missing a keyboard, I fear much 1+1ing and questions.