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You see I've always been stunned that Ian Brady, for instance, ever survived long enough to go on hunger strike. Fxckin professional our jailers, I tell ye.
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Oh, the soldier?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Just some random bloke who happened to slice somebody's head off recently.Annoyed Grunt wrote:Who?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Adebolajo loses two front teeth in targeted attack by Belmarsh prison officers.
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Yep, that fellow.Annoyed Grunt wrote:Oh, the soldier?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Just some random bloke who happened to slice somebody's head off recently.Annoyed Grunt wrote:Who?Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Adebolajo loses two front teeth in targeted attack by Belmarsh prison officers.
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Fxckin professional our jailers, I tell ye.
You realy don't do yourself any favours do you?









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Il Pirate wrote: Fxckin professional our jailers, I tell ye.
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You realy don't do yourself any favours do you?

What the fxck is wrong with you?
What favours am I not doing myself?
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Is there a 'today i'm embarrassed about? thread? Jessie just had a wee all over the floor of Haywards Heath Sainsburys Fruit juice and spices aisle. 

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I'd be quite proud of that.Gooner Girl wrote:Is there a 'today i'm embarrassed about? thread? Jessie just had a wee all over the floor of Haywards Heath Sainsburys Fruit juice and spices aisle.

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Of doing a wee in the supermarket yourself or if your child did?!Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I'd be quite proud of that.Gooner Girl wrote:Is there a 'today i'm embarrassed about? thread? Jessie just had a wee all over the floor of Haywards Heath Sainsburys Fruit juice and spices aisle.

I know you're old but I didn't realise you were incontinent too, there are special adult nappie you can buy I believe...
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No, proud of peeing in Sainsburys as a kind of revolutionary in your face statement, obviously. Pee Pride.Gooner Girl wrote:Of doing a wee in the supermarket yourself or if your child did?!Lost Leopard Spot wrote:I'd be quite proud of that.Gooner Girl wrote:Is there a 'today i'm embarrassed about? thread? Jessie just had a wee all over the floor of Haywards Heath Sainsburys Fruit juice and spices aisle.![]()
I know you're old but I didn't realise you were incontinent too, there are special adult nappie you can buy I believe...

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I so want some of these...
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I have precisely one of those things... a bathroom that looks like a beach. I had it tiled ten years ago now so nerrrrr.Gooner Girl wrote:I so want some of these...
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Si Deus pro nobis, quis contra nos?
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F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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Yeah !!!Prufrock wrote:F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
Let's put some bint who wrote 6 books in her whole life on there ... especially as they were all more or less identical.
Not advocating mass-murder as an entirely positive experience, of course, but it had its moments.
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
"I understand you are a very good footballer" ... "I try".
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Not enough wimmin on the banknotes. Just, bear with me, imagine seeing a banknote with a Dorris' face on it!
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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And two hundred years after she wrote them they're still all best sellers. King George the third asked for one of them to be dedicated to him and Jane Austen is still considered one of England's greatest lierary talents today. I'd say that's not bad going.bobo the clown wrote:Yeah !!!Prufrock wrote:F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
Let's put some bint who wrote 6 books in her whole life on there ... especially as they were all more or less identical.

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What about the Vicar of Dibly.....or more importantly Perry from Kevin & Perry Shows!!! 

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Stands up well to evolution, then.TANGODANCER wrote:And two hundred years after she wrote them they're still all best sellers. King George the third asked for one of them to be dedicated to him and Jane Austen is still considered one of England's greatest lierary talents today. I'd say that's not bad going.bobo the clown wrote:Yeah !!!Prufrock wrote:F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
Let's put some bint who wrote 6 books in her whole life on there ... especially as they were all more or less identical.
In a world that has decided
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
That it's going to lose its mind
Be more kind, my friends, try to be more kind.
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I reckon we ought to have
£5 Jasper Carrott
£10 prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge (aged 1 day on the photo of course)
£20 Wilfred Bramble
£5 Jasper Carrott
£10 prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge (aged 1 day on the photo of course)
£20 Wilfred Bramble
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Most likely the same artsy people that try to tell us paintings like this are deep and meaningful or some other shite, when they are quite patently just shit.TANGODANCER wrote:And two hundred years after she wrote them they're still all best sellers. King George the third asked for one of them to be dedicated to him and Jane Austen is still considered one of England's greatest lierary talents today. I'd say that's not bad going.bobo the clown wrote:Yeah !!!Prufrock wrote:F*ck you Darwin. We don't want any more of your sort.
Let's put some bint who wrote 6 books in her whole life on there ... especially as they were all more or less identical.

'Experts' in the arts are almost always full of shit. Same as the football experts tell us the latest flavour of the month is the greatest ever after the ball hit their arse and went in the net.
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