The Politics Thread

[Harry Genshaw]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

Quite. Hated by teachers everywhere and for good reason. The thought of him running the country turns my stomach slightly. That said, if Boris Johnson is the other option suddenly I’m rather liking Theresa May.

Jeremy Hunt is no more popular either!

I thought about Theresa May last night when watching '999 - What's your emergency?'. A 105 year old lady had fallen in her home and been stuck on the floor for several hours. There were no ambulances or Police available to assist due to a lack of resources for both.

That's your legacy there, you austerity preaching, crocodile tearing robot!

[Gooner Girl]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

Quite. Hated by teachers everywhere and for good reason. The thought of him running the country turns my stomach slightly. That said, if Boris Johnson is the other option suddenly I’m rather liking Theresa May.

Jeremy Hunt is no more popular either!

I thought about Theresa May last night when watching '999 - What's your emergency?'. A 105 year old lady had fallen in her home and been stuck on the floor for several hours. There were no ambulances or Police available to assist due to a lack of resources for both.

That's your legacy there, you austerity preaching, crocodile tearing robot!

Don’t hold back Harry, tell us what you really think.

Anyway, Arsène Wengers at a loose end these days...

[TANGODANCER]

Could a sensible/balanced, un-biased individual of a politician, who doesn't do smear campaigns and is just interested in getting the country back on its feet, please step forward. Male or female (I make no further definition) immaterial as long as they fit the criteria. I'll vote for you...promise.

[Burnden Paddock]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

Quite. Hated by teachers everywhere and for good reason. The thought of him running the country turns my stomach slightly. That said, if Boris Johnson is the other option suddenly I’m rather liking Theresa May.

Jeremy Hunt is no more popular either!

I thought about Theresa May last night when watching '999 - What's your emergency?'. A 105 year old lady had fallen in her home and been stuck on the floor for several hours. There were no ambulances or Police available to assist due to a lack of resources for both.

That's your legacy there, you austerity preaching, crocodile tearing robot!

Don’t hold back Harry, tell us what you really think.

Anyway, Arsène Wengers at a loose end these days...

When you’re looking for an alternative candidate, who will spend more money, Wenger is hardly the first name that springs to mind!

[jimbo]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

Quite. Hated by teachers everywhere and for good reason. The thought of him running the country turns my stomach slightly. That said, if Boris Johnson is the other option suddenly I’m rather liking Theresa May.

Jeremy Hunt is no more popular either!

I thought about Theresa May last night when watching '999 - What's your emergency?'. A 105 year old lady had fallen in her home and been stuck on the floor for several hours. There were no ambulances or Police available to assist due to a lack of resources for both.

That's your legacy there, you austerity preaching, crocodile tearing robot!

Don’t hold back Harry, tell us what you really think.

Anyway, Arsène Wengers at a loose end these days...

When you’re looking for an alternative candidate, who will spend more money, Wenger is hardly the first name that springs to mind!

Expect the defence budget to drop through the floor.

[jmjhb]

He has an excellent record of getting out of Europe pretty quickly.

[Bruce Rioja]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

The prick can toot all the Charlie he likes for me. It's the fact that he ordered To Kill a Mockingbird and Of Mice and Men be dropped from the English literature GCSE syllabus that marks him out as being unfit for any kind of office as far as I'm concerned.

[Harry Genshaw]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

The prick can toot all the Charlie he likes for me. It's the fact that he ordered To Kill a Mockingbird and Of Mice and Men be dropped from the English literature GCSE syllabus that marks him out as being unfit for any kind of office as far as I'm concerned.

I didn't know that. Both absolute classics. For what purpose? Certainly reaffirms my view of the man

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Gove doesn't look fully formed. Literally!
I wouldn't trust the country to be run by a genetic freak who was half foetus half geriatric. I know, I know, looks shouldn't count, but... you expect the PM of the UK to belong to the same species...

[Bruce Rioja]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

The prick can toot all the Charlie he likes for me. It's the fact that he ordered To Kill a Mockingbird and Of Mice and Men be dropped from the English literature GCSE syllabus that marks him out as being unfit for any kind of office as far as I'm concerned.

I didn't know that. Both absolute classics. For what purpose? Certainly reaffirms my view of the man

Absolute classics indeed. TKaM is the only book I've ever read more than once, I've also seen several different versions of the play. OMaM has to be in my all-time top 10 as well. Gove said, apparently, that "students ought to focus on works by British writers such as Jane Austen and Shakespeare".

[Lost Leopard Spot]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

The prick can toot all the Charlie he likes for me. It's the fact that he ordered To Kill a Mockingbird and Of Mice and Men be dropped from the English literature GCSE syllabus that marks him out as being unfit for any kind of office as far as I'm concerned.

I didn't know that. Both absolute classics. For what purpose? Certainly reaffirms my view of the man

Absolute classics indeed. TKaM is the only book I've ever read more than once, I've also seen several different versions of the play. OMaM has to be in my all-time top 10 as well. Gove said, apparently, that "students ought to focus on works by British writers such as Jane Austen and Shakespeare".

Which, for a British student, in England studying English literature, is hardly philistineville! Get rid of Treasure Island, Finnegan's Wake, Under Milkwood, and fxcking Waiting For Godot too...

(Many decades ago my missus was rejected by a Japanese Language School for a position of teaching English as a foreign language because she wasn't American).

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Who is paying for this fxcking shit is what I want to know:

Good news:
@sajidjavid
has the best canapés and refreshments at his campaign launch in central London.

Fxcking cxnts.

[TANGODANCER]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

The prick can toot all the Charlie he likes for me. It's the fact that he ordered To Kill a Mockingbird and Of Mice and Men be dropped from the English literature GCSE syllabus that marks him out as being unfit for any kind of office as far as I'm concerned.

I didn't know that. Both absolute classics. For what purpose? Certainly reaffirms my view of the man

Absolute classics indeed. TKaM is the only book I've ever read more than once, I've also seen several different versions of the play. OMaM has to be in my all-time top 10 as well. Gove said, apparently, that "students ought to focus on works by British writers such as Jane Austen and Shakespeare".

Which, for a British student, in England studying English literature, is hardly philistineville! Get rid of Treasure Island, Finnegan's Wake, Under Milkwood, and fxcking Waiting For Godot too...

(Many decades ago my missus was rejected by a Japanese Language School for a position of teaching English as a foreign language because she wasn't American).

Size related, we're probably one of the world's joke countries for knowing only our own language. "Eggo and bacon-o for (two fingers held up) senora, and San Miguels (still two fingers raised) grassy-arse!
As for Jane Austen, I'd love to contest him on that. I'm betting he's never read a Jane Austen novel in his entire life.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Dominic Grieve: what a tosser!.
Just suppose, for a second, you wanted to be an MP. D'ya really think you've got a cat in hell's chance of being one independently? Have You Fxck! Hence why you join a party...
And this sour faced anti-democratic tit comes out with this crap:
Grieve: I will not hesitate in bringing down the government

Former Attorney General Dominic Grieve says he would be willing to leave the Conservative Party if it meant getting Parliament a say over whether to leave the EU without a deal.

The Remain-backing Tory says MPs "should realise that there is no other opportunity other than this one... to be guaranteed an ability to have a say on an incoming prime minister wishing to take us out on a no-deal Brexit".

He said the only alternative "if we get to a point where a prime minister is intent on doing this" will be to "bring down the prime minister's government".

"I will not hesitate to do that," he added. "Even if that means resigning the whip and leaving this party."

He says he will not tell his children and grandchildren that he "gave up" and so will take this "last opportunity to have a sensible way of influencing the outcome".
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So fxck off then! I see Soubry, the sour faced fellow antidemocrat was in the background having an orgasm. Farewell to both of you at the next election.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Dominic Grieve: what a tosser!.
Just suppose, for a second, you wanted to be an MP. D'ya really think you've got a cat in hell's chance of being one independently? Have You Fxck! Hence why you join a party...
And this sour faced anti-democratic tit comes out with this crap:
Grieve: I will not hesitate in bringing down the government

Former Attorney General Dominic Grieve says he would be willing to leave the Conservative Party if it meant getting Parliament a say over whether to leave the EU without a deal.

The Remain-backing Tory says MPs "should realise that there is no other opportunity other than this one... to be guaranteed an ability to have a say on an incoming prime minister wishing to take us out on a no-deal Brexit".

He said the only alternative "if we get to a point where a prime minister is intent on doing this" will be to "bring down the prime minister's government".

"I will not hesitate to do that," he added. "Even if that means resigning the whip and leaving this party."

He says he will not tell his children and grandchildren that he "gave up" and so will take this "last opportunity to have a sensible way of influencing the outcome".
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So fxck off then! I see Soubry, the sour faced fellow antidemocrat was in the background having an orgasm. Farewell to both of you at the next election.

Ha! Labour defeated, But Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn responded by shouting "you won't be cheering in September".

I suggest Tories and Labour swap Letwin and Boles for Hoey and Skinner...
Then we can see who's cheering in September, Corbyn you wazzock!

And, as I understand it, Bercow has shot himself in the foot, because this can't be voted on again (according to himsen')

[Harry Genshaw]

Caught a bit of that Thatcher documentary t'other day. She had many faults and was an obstinate old bird but we couldn't half do with her right now.

[Enoch]

Caught a bit of that Thatcher documentary t'other day. She had many faults and was an obstinate old bird but we couldn't half do with her right now.

Conviction politicians are like hen's teeth just now me thinks, Harry.

[Gooner Girl]

He has an excellent record of getting out of Europe pretty quickly.

Ha, that did make me laugh! He’s the man for the job then!

[Gooner Girl]

This cocaine story and Michael Gove. His rivals are obviously stoking it up but surely the one thing that makes him unelectable is the fact that he's Michael Gove!?

Quite. Hated by teachers everywhere and for good reason. The thought of him running the country turns my stomach slightly. That said, if Boris Johnson is the other option suddenly I’m rather liking Theresa May.

Jeremy Hunt is no more popular either!

I thought about Theresa May last night when watching '999 - What's your emergency?'. A 105 year old lady had fallen in her home and been stuck on the floor for several hours. There were no ambulances or Police available to assist due to a lack of resources for both.

That's your legacy there, you austerity preaching, crocodile tearing robot!

Don’t hold back Harry, tell us what you really think.

Anyway, Arsène Wengers at a loose end these days...

When you’re looking for an alternative candidate, who will spend more money, Wenger is hardly the first name that springs to mind!

Expect the defence budget to drop through the floor.

[Hoboh]

He has an excellent record of getting out of Europe pretty quickly.

Ha, that did make me laugh! He’s the man for the job then!

Good grief! long time no hear from.