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Post by keveh » Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:38 pm

What's going on with her mouth?

If anybody watched Him & Her, Becky was pretty cute in it:

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Post by boltonboris » Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:40 pm

bobo the clown wrote:OK, one for the older viewer maybe ...

whereby THIS
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becomes this

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morning news never was so good !
You do know that's been photo shopped don't you? It's her face but on somebody else.. Agreed with the sentiments though. She's a MILF
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:06 pm

Am I allowed to add Orianthi Panagaris? I know that I'm old enough to be her father, but what a guitarist! :D
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Post by General Mannerheim » Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:58 pm

keveh wrote:What's going on with her mouth?

If anybody watched Him & Her, Becky was pretty cute in it:

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hmmm, i couldn't make my mind up?

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:27 pm

boltonboris wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:OK, one for the older viewer maybe ...

whereby THIS
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becomes this

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morning news never was so good !
You do know that's been photo shopped don't you? It's her face but on somebody else.. Agreed with the sentiments though. She's a MILF
I do, but I'm in denial.

Frankly she could bring her own, tired old, 40yr old body and you know ... I think I'd not be too bothered !!
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Post by Eire_Trotter » Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:06 pm

Elisha Cuthbert, anybody throw up pics as I'm on the iPhone?

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Post by bobo the clown » Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:20 pm

Eire_Trotter wrote:Elisha Cuthbert, anybody throw up pics as I'm on the iPhone?
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there you go squire.

Now, who is she exactly ?
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Post by Eire_Trotter » Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:27 am

Thanks bobo.

She is jack bauers daughter in 24 and is the lead female role in The Girl Next Door.

I recommend the film.

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Post by fatshaft » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:22 am

fatshaft wrote:
as wrote:
fatshaft wrote:
as wrote:
fatshaft wrote: Aye, I imagine the airbrush has been out in force. Have you met her?
Saw her in manc a few onths back - stunning - I almost got ran over on Deansgate perving at her :P
Stunning? Really? I mean I would, but stunning? She's 62 after all.
I was talking about Rosie Webster, personally!

Mirren is less than 10 years younger than my nana :shock:
You need work on your quoting skills young man.
Anyway back to Ms Mirren. One of the Dons forums has a daily WYOWYN (Would you or would you not) thread, Friday was our Helen. One poster who is a legend in these threads, could write filth for a living, but has never posted anything from personal experience before, posted this gem in the thread......
Ah was telt aboot Ms. Mirren's taste for tak'kin on twa younger men at the same time (yin in the sladge, yin in the bum) by a mannie fa worked at the Apollo Theatre in Oxford. Apparently, it was his job tae discreetly knock on the door fin thir was ten meenits tae go, to which oor Helen wid shout;

"Thank you darling, I'm just in the middle of something!"

She'll do for me the dirty bitch. :wink:

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Post by boltonboris » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:04 pm

I got the gist of it Fatshaft, but can you please translate?
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:20 pm

Eire_Trotter wrote:Thanks bobo.

She is jack bauers daughter in 24 and is the lead female role in The Girl Next Door.

I recommend the film.
Every series of 24 she turned up in I hoped she'd get killed because as a character I found her intensely annoying. I am of course too old to have crushes although I once fancied Katharine Hepburn and Lauren Bacall.
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Post by Eire_Trotter » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:39 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Eire_Trotter wrote:Thanks bobo.

She is jack bauers daughter in 24 and is the lead female role in The Girl Next Door.

I recommend the film.
Every series of 24 she turned up in I hoped she'd get killed because as a character I found her intensely annoying. I am of course too old to have crushes although I once fancied Kathryn Hepburn and Lauren Bacall.
Is that Audrey's Mother??

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Post by Il Pirate » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:02 pm

:oops: why am i strangely drawn to this thread more than any other.....?

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Post by fatshaft » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:14 pm

boltonboris wrote:I got the gist of it Fatshaft, but can you please translate?
Just for you boris......


I was told about Ms. Mirren's taste for taking on two younger men at the same time (one in the front bottom, one in the back bottom) by a gentleman that worked at the Apollo Theatre in Oxford. Apparently, it was his job to discreetly knock on the door when there was ten minutes to go, to which our Helen would shout;

"Thank you darling, I'm just in the middle of something!"

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Post by Harry Genshaw » Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:23 pm

If there;s one reason to watch Corrie this is surely it..

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:24 pm

Eire_Trotter wrote:
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Eire_Trotter wrote:Thanks bobo.

She is jack bauers daughter in 24 and is the lead female role in The Girl Next Door.

I recommend the film.
Every series of 24 she turned up in I hoped she'd get killed because as a character I found her intensely annoying. I am of course too old to have crushes although I once fancied Katharine Hepburn and Lauren Bacall.
Is that Audrey's Mother??
Certainly no close relationship - Audrey's birth name was Rushton or something but her father's Irish grandmother had been a Hepburn. Katharine came from a long line of Americans.

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Post by thebish » Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:47 pm

Harry Genshaw wrote:If there;s one reason to watch Corrie this is surely it..
is that chewing gum in her belly-button? if so - eughhh! (come to that, if not - eughhh!!!)

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Post by Raven » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:26 pm

And why is she orange?

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