Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....
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thebish wrote:Lord Kangana wrote:Yeah, but he missed sausage, didn't he, eh?
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.
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Talking to you is like fitting wheels to a tomato...
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Good ladGooner Girl wrote:My sister was trying to set my brother up with a friend of hers the other day, she told my mum about the plan and Mum had a nosey on her new iphone at this girls facebook profile. Clearly she had not quite worked out how to use the iphone or facebook and she accidentally added this girl as a friend. The facebook account is in my dads name, she doesn't have her own. So it now looks as if my 63 year old dad is befriending young 20 something girls he doesn't know...Worthy4England wrote:I don't use Facebook much, but on one occasion, I sent a friends request to someone I thought I knew - indeed the name was right. It wasn't until logging on the next day that I realised it was the wrong person. I'm now "friends" with a rabid Bluenose Brummie...
Just bizarre.![]()
When my brother found out he was not best pleased, especially after he was trotted out to meet this young lady at my sisters birthday party with friends and family watching on...

My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!
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What a great picthebish wrote:not happy or angry - but sad...
My daughter's Guinea Pig - Abigail - died today
this is her in younger days...
pig in a poke by revnev, on Flickr
My dog (proper 57) had his anal glands emptied once and yes the smell is something to behold!!
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Strictly speaking, this was yesterday however, I was a tad annoyed when some chap called Colin (Come on now, you're not really called Colin with an accent like that are you?) apparently from the "Windows security team" rang to tell me I had a virus on my PC which only he could fix. After a short debate about his morality and that of his colleagues in Mumbai, he became rather aggressive, so I introduced him to my Fox 40 refereeing whistle. It's a long time since I've heard anyone so badly startled.
It did however tickle me and reduce my earlier annoyance to a point where I am neither happy nor angry.
It did however tickle me and reduce my earlier annoyance to a point where I am neither happy nor angry.
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Not neither, but both. After day I'll be taking my first week off since New Year - only for a cold to arrive absolutely bang on fecking cue! 

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Plenty of Lemsip at our gaff, if you're running short mate. It's almost ready to be declared "manflu" in the Worthy household.Bruce Rioja wrote:Not neither, but both. After day I'll be taking my first week off since New Year - only for a cold to arrive absolutely bang on fecking cue!
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I could bring along a bottle of Scotch too if you like - so as cure ourselves of all known illsWorthy4England wrote:Plenty of Lemsip at our gaff, if you're running short mate. It's almost ready to be declared "manflu" in the Worthy household.Bruce Rioja wrote:Not neither, but both. After day I'll be taking my first week off since New Year - only for a cold to arrive absolutely bang on fecking cue!

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Just had injections ready for the holiday....ouch.
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going to wiggin??Annoyed Grunt wrote:Just had injections ready for the holiday....ouch.
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Blackburnthebish wrote:going to wiggin??Annoyed Grunt wrote:Just had injections ready for the holiday....ouch.

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I'm neither really. Just had one of those nights where everything becomes so suddenly clear, and simple...and you wonder why you worried so much before.
Let's just say I'm probably the most content I've been since about 18. I like it.
Let's just say I'm probably the most content I've been since about 18. I like it.
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Dont know why but that cheered me up. Nice one VerbalVerbal wrote:I'm neither really. Just had one of those nights where everything becomes so suddenly clear, and simple...and you wonder why you worried so much before.
Let's just say I'm probably the most content I've been since about 18. I like it.
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Kitchen and dining room completely stripped (including ceilings) plus two walls of the living room. This time tomorrow when I've finished it along with the hall, stairs an landing............ I'll be happy 

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blimey - you're a quick worker!! are you polish??Bruce Rioja wrote:Kitchen and dining room completely stripped (including ceilings) plus two walls of the living room. This time tomorrow when I've finished it along with the hall, stairs an landing............ I'll be happy
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Niethebish wrote:blimey - you're a quick worker!! are you polish??Bruce Rioja wrote:Kitchen and dining room completely stripped (including ceilings) plus two walls of the living room. This time tomorrow when I've finished it along with the hall, stairs an landing............ I'll be happy

Our Kid's doing it with me - he's staying over tonight so that we can crack on with it first thing.
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Went to the pub. Current landlord's last night - was selling the ale off at £1 a pint. I think we'll just concentrate on finishing off the living room
Went to the pub. Current landlord's last night - was selling the ale off at £1 a pint. I think we'll just concentrate on finishing off the living room

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Got offered the job I want but 2 months too late. Already agreed to start another and have signed for a house that I move in to next week 100 miles away. So it goes.
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The house is a rent I assume ?jimbo wrote:Got offered the job I want but 2 months too late. Already agreed to start another and have signed for a house that I move in to next week 100 miles away. So it goes.
If so, bigger picture James. Decide whether the "one you wanted" is truly still the one you want.
If you've bought then it's hardly that simple, of course.
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I feel I could possibly throw up at any minute 

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