TW Caption Competition Part 2

If you have a life outside of BWFC, then this is the place to tell us all about your toilet habits, and those bizarre fetishes.......

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Post by americantrotter » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:44 pm

Apparently it wasn't just Bill's frame that was oversized.
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:49 pm

Much as Thadeus tried, he couldn't keep his hands off her lovely buns.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:01 pm

americantrotter wrote:Hooker. Vegas. End of.
Well, in the same vein "Lass-Vegas" :mrgreen:
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:03 pm

Gertie wrote:Well thanks Commie, the first time my dreadful parking skills have won me anything apart from scorn and ridicule.... Happened again..

See what you can do with this....



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He eventually had grown so large that one of his folds became a seperate person....
Who needs Henry when we've got Henrik?

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:56 pm

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ESCORTS 'R' US

WE CATER FOR EVERYONE!
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:26 pm

Keith was trying out his latest crackpot diet - if he looked after Penny, the pounds would look after themselves.
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Post by thebish » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:44 pm

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Nolly takes his lunch for a walk by the pool...
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Post by Little Green Man » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:23 pm

The ex has just suggested the following (for fans of sub-Saharan nations)

Bikini - Fatso
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Post by Dujon » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:56 pm

Another before and after picture from Jenny Craig.
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Post by communistworkethic » Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:33 am

That was me, Barry Bethel, before I tried the new slim fast plan!
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kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house
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Post by Backgammon » Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:51 am

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No-one could understand how chuck got a girl like fantasia… Until they saw the suspicious bulge in the front of her pants.
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:02 pm

Paddy Kenny takes the love of his life to the pool to meet the other WAGs.
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Post by Gertie » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:52 pm

Well aren't you all a cyncial bunch... No one believed they were genuinely in love and it is what is on the inside that counts.... I'm sooo suprised!!!! ;)

Anyways I've been in all kids of agonies for this one as there are a few that tickled my funny spot...

But then a last minute one tipped me over the edge... Especially as hearing that the person in question had lost over a stone in weight over the summer with much difficulty because of his love of burgers...

So with further adoo.... I announce the winner....


LGM :
Paddy Kenny takes the love of his life to the pool to meet the other WAGs.
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:52 pm

Wooo-hoooo! Thank you very much, Your Gertiness.

Here's something for the weekend...

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:57 pm

The Darcy Lever Mixed Football team celebrate going 1-0 up in their vital Combination fixture against Breighmet Bisexuals
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Post by Zulus Thousand of em » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:00 pm

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Manchester United reject new change kit as players complain that the hoods make it difficult to pick out colleagues on the pitch.
God's country! God's county!
God's town! God's team!!
How can we fail?

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:35 pm

More contestants on Crystal Maze are confounded by the "getting dressed" game
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:49 pm

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The Transylvanian team practice of "how to celebrate a goal by tugging your shirt over your face" was colourless and lacked a certain je ne sais quoi because no one on the team had ever scored a goal.
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:04 pm

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The production staff denied all rumours of budget cuts for Dr Who!!
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Post by Henrik's fan club » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:09 pm

Little Green Man wrote:Wooo-hoooo! Thank you very much, Your Gertiness.

Here's something for the weekend...

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We told 'em... "don't pull your shirts over your head, if the wind blows it'll stick!" But would they listen??
Who needs Henry when we've got Henrik?

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