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Re: General Chit Chat

Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:52 am

Anyhow. Different topic. (Thought of opening a thread but it's not worth it really).
Does anyone know, can you still just renew a passport for a further ten years (and thus preserve one's precious visas, such as my now very rare multiple entry to US visa and Canada working permit) or do you have to get a new one (like what happened when they brought out the new fashioned burgundy europassports and dumped the old fashioned big black jobs)?
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:08 am

My US multiple entry Visa is in my old passport, Spotty. I have to take it along with my current passport whenever I go. I didn't know that there'd ever been an option to prolong one.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:17 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:My US multiple entry Visa is in my old passport, Spotty. I have to take it along with my current passport whenever I go. I didn't know that there'd ever been an option to prolong one.
Yeh, back when they were big and black I extended my first passport and added ten years to it. They (the passport office) stamped some very unconvincing purple remarks on Observations page 5 and nailed a new passport to the back of the old one. The new one contained 50 (or 60) pages rather than the usual 30 which was an option I'd gone for paying something like an extra fiver on top of the fee (which was either £10, 20, or 25 quid - my memory isn't very reliable on those details, but it was a bargain). When I tried to re-re-extend that by another ten years they wouldn't let me because the new super-duper burgundy jobbies had just arrived. So I had to recollect all my visas in the new one. I never even thought I could just take my old one along with the new one. Never entered my noodle.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:27 am

Still, and as I'm sure you'll know yourself, being in possession of a multiple entry visa still doesn't mean that you get to avoid a and-why-the-feck-are-you-darkening-our-threshold? type of going-over by Homeland Securities. God bless America, eh?!

They gave me my old passport back, the one with the Visa in it, with the corners clipped off of it.

How long does a Turkish visa last, do you know?
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:29 am

Bruce Rioja wrote:Still, and as I'm sure you'll know yourself, being in possession of a multiple entry visa still doesn't mean that you get to avoid a and-why-the-feck-are-you-darkening-our-threshold? type of going-over by Homeland Securities. God bless America, eh?!

They gave me my old passport back, the one with the Visa in it, with the corners clipped off of it.

How long does a Turkish visa last, do you know?
Never been, don't know.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:18 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:Still, and as I'm sure you'll know yourself, being in possession of a multiple entry visa still doesn't mean that you get to avoid a and-why-the-feck-are-you-darkening-our-threshold? type of going-over by Homeland Securities. God bless America, eh?!

They gave me my old passport back, the one with the Visa in it, with the corners clipped off of it.

How long does a Turkish visa last, do you know?
Do you need a visa for the US, Bruce. I had to go there this spring on a UK passport and all I needed was an Esta (visa waiver program) which I got online in 24 hours. See https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov/esta/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:28 pm

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Bruce Rioja wrote:Still, and as I'm sure you'll know yourself, being in possession of a multiple entry visa still doesn't mean that you get to avoid a and-why-the-feck-are-you-darkening-our-threshold? type of going-over by Homeland Securities. God bless America, eh?!

They gave me my old passport back, the one with the Visa in it, with the corners clipped off of it.

How long does a Turkish visa last, do you know?
Do you need a visa for the US, Bruce. I had to go there this spring on a UK passport and all I needed was an Esta (visa waiver program) which I got online in 24 hours. See https://esta.cbp.dhs.gov/esta/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.
Not ordinarily, Monty. Filling in an Esta's fine. However, remember when I went over to work in Las Vegas some years ago? I was advised to get one then.
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Post by Dujon » Fri Aug 02, 2013 3:43 am

Bloody passports! I've never had one but have had one particular experience with them that has put me off them for life.

I used to be a Justice of the Peace. Justices of the Peace cannot charge for their services. I had a bloke who used to do microwave repairs for me on an ad hoc basis. He was about 45 years of age and had travelled extensively. For some reason or other (I can't recall why) he had the need to photocopy all his passports, page by page. Stacked on upon the other the pile was 150mm high. Now, each of the photocopied pages had to be endorsed by a J.P. as being a fair copy.

The endorsement read something like (I can't remember the exact wording): I, <name> J.P., certify that this is a true and fair copy of the original in pursuance of <name of act and section>.
Signed ................ J.P.
Date ...........


Fortunately he didn't need it all done in a hurry as a week was fine. By the time I'd piled up the photocopies it must have been close to half a ream's worth. I was not prepared to sit down and write the declaration over 200 times so I forked out about $45 for a rubber stamp. I still had to sign them all, of course. *halo* :lol: :hang:

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:05 am

Hey Duj, did you not need a passport to move to Oz? Unless if course you're one of the last convicts we sent out there... :mrgreen:
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:10 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Hey Duj, did you not need a passport to move to Oz? Unless if course you're one of the last convicts we sent out there... :mrgreen:
I always assumed he was, like, a third generation Bolton supporter. A bit like a member of a lost tribe, wandering about the outback displaying his white colours and looking for elephants. His nearest relative being 2399 whom he tries to avoid because they had a fundamental disagreement at the previous tribal pow-wow.
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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:03 pm

Incoming. (Kitchens).
Well, that's new - Jobs selling Kitchens, earn £50k. :roll:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:44 pm

Just had a lovely swim with the kids. Shame my daughter figured out how to open the lock on the changing room door and exposed my naked wet body to the masses of Burgess Hill...

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Aug 02, 2013 5:55 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:Just had a lovely swim with the kids. Shame my daughter figured out how to open the lock on the changing room door and exposed my naked wet body to the masses of Burgess Hill...
So long as you're tidy no-one will mind.
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bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Just had a lovely swim with the kids. Shame my daughter figured out how to open the lock on the changing room door and exposed my naked wet body to the masses of Burgess Hill...
So long as you're tidy no-one will mind.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Aug 02, 2013 6:04 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:Just had a lovely swim with the kids. Shame my daughter figured out how to open the lock on the changing room door and exposed my naked wet body to the masses of Burgess Hill...
So long as you're tiny no-one will mind.
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Post by bwfcdan94 » Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:16 pm

There is a mysterious lonely cow on our local cricket pitch which is currently used 5 times a week! Never known cattle being kept on their before and given that it is used pretty much constantly by local football and cricket teams all year it is a bit surprising to say the least.
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Post by Always hopeful » Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:27 pm

bwfcdan94 wrote:There is a mysterious lonely cow on our local cricket pitch which is currently used 5 times a week! Never known cattle being kept on their before and given that it is used pretty much constantly by local football and cricket teams all year it is a bit surprising to say the least.
Dan, seriously, forgetting the lonely cow for a minute, as a piece of advice for your future progression in life, please look up and remember when and how to use 'their' and 'there' in the correct context. Trust me in saying that having a basic grasp of this pretty fundamental aspect of the English language is advantageous.
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Post by Dujon » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:28 am

CrazyHorse wrote:Hey Duj, did you not need a passport to move to Oz? Unless if course you're one of the last convicts we sent out there... :mrgreen:
No, Crazy, we came out as boat people. My father wangled himself a first class passage even though we children were 'steerage'. :mrgreen:

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:42 am

Dujon wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:Hey Duj, did you not need a passport to move to Oz? Unless if course you're one of the last convicts we sent out there... :mrgreen:
No, Crazy, we came out as boat people. My father wangled himself a first class passage even though we children were 'steerage'. :mrgreen:

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