General Chit Chat

[bwfcdan94]

There is a mysterious lonely cow on our local cricket pitch which is currently used 5 times a week! Never known cattle being kept on their before and given that it is used pretty much constantly by local football and cricket teams all year it is a bit surprising to say the least.

Dan, seriously, forgetting the lonely cow for a minute, as a piece of advice for your future progression in life, please look up and remember when and how to use 'their' and 'there' in the correct context. Trust me in saying that having a basic grasp of this pretty fundamental aspect of the English language is advantageous.

There refers to over there as in there is a cow over there. Their refers their as in a group for example their team is not very good. I do know the difference it is just given this is a forum I will make a few mistakes and I wont check my posts thoroughly for mistakes. Thank you for the advice none the less.

[bobo the clown]

Haaa. So which one is Spotty ?

The photo puts me in mind of the old joke about someone putting on running shoes as they see a bear coming toward them and the guy's mate says "why are you doing that ... you'll never outrun it ?".

"No, but I'll outrun you".

[Dujon]

£10 poms?

No, Gary. I sailed out here in 1955 which I think was before the £10 pom system was introduced. My father had been offered a job (he was a surveyor/cartographer) by a local government department. Part of the deal was the transport of the family and all goods and chattels - personnel by first class - paid for by that department. It wasn't half swish!

Passport? No. All my siblings, and me, were 'appendages' to my parents'.

[Bruce Rioja]

My father had been offered a job (he was a surveyor/cartographer)

"Right, now you see all this bit in the middle? Yeah? feck all!"

[TANGODANCER]

Got a nod and a smile from Jason Kenny today. His parents live at the top of our road and he was just pulling up there when I walked the dog past. Just thought I'd menion it.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Got a nod and a smile from Jason Kenny today. His parents live at the top of our road and he was just pulling up there when I walked the dog past. Just thought I'd menion it.

Probably just a drug induced twitch

[Bruce Rioja]

Got a nod and a smile from Jason Kenny today. His parents live at the top of our road and he was just pulling up there when I walked the dog past. Just thought I'd menion it.

Probably just a drug induced twitch

Hmmm. Cyclist seen in Farnworth. It begs the question.

[Annoyed Grunt]

Got a nod and a smile from Jason Kenny today. His parents live at the top of our road and he was just pulling up there when I walked the dog past. Just thought I'd menion it.

Probably just a drug induced twitch

Hmmm. Cyclist seen in Farnworth. It begs the question.

[TANGODANCER]

Got a nod and a smile from Jason Kenny today. His parents live at the top of our road and he was just pulling up there when I walked the dog past. Just thought I'd menion it.

Probably just a drug induced twitch

Hmmm. Cyclist seen in Farnworth. It begs the question.

Aye, unfortunately he was driving a Range Rover at the time.

[Bruce Rioja]

Got a nod and a smile from Jason Kenny today. His parents live at the top of our road and he was just pulling up there when I walked the dog past. Just thought I'd menion it.

Probably just a drug induced twitch

Hmmm. Cyclist seen in Farnworth. It begs the question.

Aye, unfortunately he was driving a Range Rover at the time.

Oh?! So he's a dealer as well then?!

[Il Pirate]

Have they not just seen a wet GG?












sorry GG

[Annoyed Grunt]

It's clearly a bear, not a beaver...

Sorry....

[Il Pirate]

It's clearly a bear, not a beaver...

Sorry....

Juvenile; but

[Gooner Girl]

Have they not just seen a wet GG?












sorry GG

Charmed, I'm sure. Was going to say 'good to see you posting pirate' but think I may have changed my mind...

[bwfcdan94]

Got a nod and a smile from Jason Kenny today. His parents live at the top of our road and he was just pulling up there when I walked the dog past. Just thought I'd menion it.

Probably just a drug induced twitch

Hmmm. Cyclist seen in Farnworth. It begs the question.

Aye, unfortunately he was driving a Range Rover at the time.

Oh?! So he's a dealer as well then?!

. Superb, bravo.

[Dujon]

My father had been offered a job (he was a surveyor/cartographer)

"Right, now you see all this bit in the middle? Yeah? feck all!"

A most deep and meaningful comment, Bruce. It was a hard job, but someone had to do it.

[Lost Leopard Spot]

Haaa. So which one is Spotty ?

That bear is small and black. The one I met was large and ginger.

[Gooner Girl]

Haaa. So which one is Spotty ?

That bear is small and black. The one I met was large and ginger.

I have a large ginger cat, you sure it was a bear you met?!

[Lost Leopard Spot]

That bear is small and black. The one I met was large and ginger.

I have a large ginger cat, you sure it was a bear you met?!

Well, put it this way GG, if your cat was on holiday out in Canada at about 51º21'37.73"N 116º14'51.76"W at an elevation around 2162m, then no, but would you do me a favour and tell your pussy off because it scared the do-doos out of me.

[89bwfc89]

Got a nod and a smile from Jason Kenny today. His parents live at the top of our road and he was just pulling up there when I walked the dog past. Just thought I'd menion it.

Mr 89 went to school with him, said he's a real nice lad.