TW Caption Competition Part 2

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:17 pm

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Little Green Man wrote:So then Capello says to me, 'After that incident in the nightclub, Terry can kiss the captaincy goodbye'.
Er... which picture are you captionning?
I've got shitfer brains, me. :oops:

Anyway, try again...

Newcastle United display this season's haul of cups from the balcony of the Town Hall.
Yep, definitely showing improvement. Well done. :mrgreen:
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Post by enfieldwhite » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:37 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Lilliputians found a new use for discarded Wonderbra.
*Winner*

On you go, Monty!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:42 pm

Blimey! This doesn't happen very often. Hang on.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:51 pm

Go for it!

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Post by Worthy4England » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:11 pm

If ever you see balls this close - turn your head away quick!
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:39 pm

Not too bothered about a caption, I'd just like to be involved in that game!!
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:19 pm

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Spot the ladyboy!
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:39 pm

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The new sport of the Foot-balls or Socc-her sports quiz, was launched in Taiwan.
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:28 pm

That new wingers a bit nippy.
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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:37 pm

FA Cup 3rd Round Thai
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Post by Little Green Man » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:04 pm

All in all she's just another chick in the wall.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:03 pm

This is all very difficult. There some nice puns and other remarks about the Chinese, Thais and Japanese (that was a bit naughty, Harry), but these players are clearly Korean. Still the captions were all very good. Finally I went for the caption which struck a balance between football, sex and oriental shyness.

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Over to you W4E.
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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:42 pm

Thanks Monty :-) never won one of these before - cheque's in the post.

Fire away

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Post by chris » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:02 pm

Capello meets Louise Taylor
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:16 pm

Cappelo salutes Ramón Calderón and the Real fans for all their support after he won La Liga in 2007.
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Post by Gertie » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:19 pm

Mr Cappelo is quick to point out how many England Caps Michael Rickettes will ever achieve.
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:38 pm

Ha ha, up yours Allardyce.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:32 pm

Capello communicates in the only language the England team understand
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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:45 pm

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Post by boltonboris » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:53 pm

Sniff it!! It smells just like Mr Barwick!
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