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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:22 pm

Capello indicates how many world class players he will be working with for the next 4 years.
"Get your feet off the furniture you Oxbridge tw*t. You're not on a feckin punt now you know"

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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:07 am

Fabio capello indicates to his players he wants just one up front using a familiar italian gesture which means something total different and slightly amusing in England.
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:42 am

CApello indicates where new star striker kevin davies needs the ball

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Post by Verbal » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:43 am

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Fabio is not too pleased when David Bentley complains of being too tired again.
"Young people, nowadays, imagine money is everything."

"Yes, and when they grow older they know it."

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:31 pm

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Fabio demontrates what chance in a million Allardyce and Redknapp had of getting the England job.
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Daxter » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:35 pm

'feck off'

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:20 pm

Daxter wrote:'feck off'
I didn't know Capello had lost an index finger Dax. :D
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:31 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Daxter wrote:'feck off'
I didn't know Capello had lost an index finger Dax. :D
You are so Anglo-centric, SOTWA - the world is full of gestures of this sort. Although, to be fair, the technical translation here would be 'feck you' not the more British 'feck off' that Daxter used so I guess you have a point. :wink:
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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:33 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Daxter wrote:'feck off'
I didn't know Capello had lost an index finger Dax. :D
You are so Anglo-centric, SOTWA - the world is full of gestures of this sort. Although, to be fair, the technical translation here would be 'feck you' not the more British 'feck off' that Daxter used so I guess you have a point. :wink:

Thank you.
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Post by communistworkethic » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:36 pm

having left his readers on, Fabio needed to hold his bogey at full length to examine it
power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely

kevin nolan is so fat, that when he sits around the house he sits around the house

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Post by Worthy4England » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:40 am

Another tricky one to judge.

I liked Commie's late breaking bogey caption, because I sometimes do the same thing with my readers on :oops: Montreal's caption, was very funny, but very true too :-)

The one that had me laughing the most was....


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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:58 am

T-W would like to appologise to the member 'Batman' for a picture that appeared in this thread, which contained images sensitive to him. All pictures and captions containing the said images have now been removed. We only hope that Batman understands that all captions where made in ignorance, and as such meant no harm or disrespect.


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Post by TANGODANCER » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:30 am

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Meite took up a position he thought vulnerable, and turned himself into a tree.
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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:58 am

another stump willy couldn't get past

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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:06 pm

And today's team will be playing four-three-tree
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Post by Harry Genshaw » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:40 pm

Nolans replacement was immediately more effective.
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Post by chris » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:58 pm

Liverpool's downgraded new stadium was radically differnet.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:18 pm

The New African Cup of Nations Subbuteo table had some interesting additions

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:25 pm

Tookborough United complained bitterly when Hobbiton Wanderers substituted an Ent in midfield for Baldo Baggins.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:28 pm

Cmon midfield, yer shaping wooden!

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