Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

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Post by boltonboris » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:09 pm

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:11 pm

That's amazing! That dog is in almost precisely the same pose I intend to paint my dog in, and her sofa is in the same tatty naff state and colour as mine. Incredible.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:53 pm

I just found a french baguette tucked under the windscreen wiper :|

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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:59 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I just found a french baguette tucked under the windscreen wiper :|



erm, Fnarr? :conf:

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:02 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I just found a french baguette tucked under the windscreen wiper :|
Maybe somebody put it there for safekeeping :? you know, so it doesn't blow away like.
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:12 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I just found a french baguette tucked under the windscreen wiper :|



erm, Fnarr? :conf:
WTF more like!
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Maybe somebody put it there for safekeeping :? you know, so it doesn't blow away like.
It looks like a bakery down the road trying to do a promotion. I say trying, because they've failed to provide a menu to aid ordering from them (you get stuff delivered here rather than make an effort to go choose something yourself).

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:33 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I just found a french baguette tucked under the windscreen wiper :|



erm, Fnarr? :conf:
WTF more like!
Lost Leopard Spot wrote:Maybe somebody put it there for safekeeping :? you know, so it doesn't blow away like.
It looks like a bakery down the road trying to do a promotion. I say trying, because they've failed to provide a menu to aid ordering from them (you get stuff delivered here rather than make an effort to go choose something yourself).
So not French at all then?! :)
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:42 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote: So not French at all then?! :)
They stuck "Le" in front of the name of their bakery :)

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:55 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: So not French at all then?! :)
They stuck "Le" in front of the name of their bakery :)
It should be La since Boulangerie, Patisserie, etc. are feminine. Withdraw your custom asap!
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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:00 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:I just found a french baguette tucked under the windscreen wiper :|
you've been a victim of "Baguetting"

Baguetting can be defined as taking a picture of a scene where an object or body part has been substituted with a baguette, or lots of baguettes.

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:01 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: So not French at all then?! :)
They stuck "Le" in front of the name of their bakery :)
It should be La since Boulangerie, Patisserie, etc. are feminine. Withdraw your custom asap!
To be honest they've done well to spell Le correctly! They'll get no custom from me anyway as I make my own bread 8)

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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:02 pm

Bish

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Post by thebish » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:03 pm

it's quite common...

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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:07 pm

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: So not French at all then?! :)
They stuck "Le" in front of the name of their bakery :)
It should be La since Boulangerie, Patisserie, etc. are feminine. Withdraw your custom asap!
Bllx. That's just french. Why should we take a blind bit of notice about these frenchie-types who seem to thing inanimate objects have a gender ?

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Post by Worthy4England » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:31 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: So not French at all then?! :)
They stuck "Le" in front of the name of their bakery :)
It should be La since Boulangerie, Patisserie, etc. are feminine. Withdraw your custom asap!
Bllx. That's just french. Why should we take a blind bit of notice about these frenchie-types who seem to thing inanimate objects have a gender ?

Weirdo's.
Aye, you'd never catch us calling ships "her" for example, now would you?

A reasonable point well made though... :-)

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Post by Lost Leopard Spot » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:34 pm

bobo the clown wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: So not French at all then?! :)
They stuck "Le" in front of the name of their bakery :)
It should be La since Boulangerie, Patisserie, etc. are feminine. Withdraw your custom asap!
Bllx. That's just french. Why should we take a blind bit of notice about these frenchie-types who seem to thing inanimate objects have a gender ?

Weirdo's.
Which makes me wonder, would a transvestite be Le or La?... hmmmmm.
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:34 pm

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She also has another autobiography out, what a fascinating life. I'll let you know on the book thread...

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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:46 pm

Lost Leopard Spot wrote:
bobo the clown wrote:
Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote: So not French at all then?! :)
They stuck "Le" in front of the name of their bakery :)
It should be La since Boulangerie, Patisserie, etc. are feminine. Withdraw your custom asap!
Bllx. That's just french. Why should we take a blind bit of notice about these frenchie-types who seem to thing inanimate objects have a gender ?

Weirdo's.
Which makes me wonder, would a transvestite be Le or La?... hmmmmm.
You can't judge a book by its cover. A transvestite has a gender. More complex with trans-sexual people of course.
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Post by Prufrock » Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:35 pm

They're French, so presumably whichever the person in question is most offended by is the one they'll pick. If noone could persuade them a gender neutral word was a good idea when it came to tables and bridges, I doubt they'll be starting now!
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Post by bobo the clown » Fri Nov 08, 2013 4:15 pm

Prufrock wrote:They're French, so presumably whichever the person in question is most offended by is the one they'll pick. If noone could persuade them a gender neutral word was a good idea when it came to tables and bridges, I doubt they'll be starting now!
Yeah, but ..... they don't count. They're French !!!
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