TALKSHITE WANKERS

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Post by coffeymagic » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:10 am

I stopped listening to Talksport a long time ago.

Alan Parry an absolute know nothing about everything. He was running the FA at one point! That shows you how stupid the world is these days.

James Whale? That Mr Angry who's now Mr Dead, Jason Cundy, John Gaunt, Thommo. It says a lot about the station when Ray Houghton is the voice of reason.

'Hello lads, great show as usual....'

No it isn't it's the same show that was on at 0830 talking about the same subject in the same ill informed jingoistic manner.

Don't forget your texts cost 25p plus normal sending charges.

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Post by Backgammon » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:40 am

I actually listen to Talk Sport... One of the reasons being that my DAB is shite and only gets about 4 channels.

I like football, I like talking about football, and I like listening to people talk about football... That's what makes me tune to Talksport. Yes it's full of reactionary debate (almost 'good cop' 'bad cop') but as long as you don't take it too seriously, it's harmless...
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Post by coffeymagic » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:49 am

Backgammon wrote:I actually listen to Talk Sport... One of the reasons being that my DAB is shite and only gets about 4 channels.

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No! How can it be! DAB gives you crystal clear sound and high definition buzz free radio listening!

You must have the same as mine. I've got a Ministry of Sound personal DAB. Unless I'm in the khazi or under the stairs it sounds like I'm listening to it underwater.

Don't believe the hype.

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Post by Backgammon » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:59 am

coffeymagic wrote:No! How can it be! DAB gives you crystal clear sound and high definition buzz free radio listening!

You must have the same as mine. I've got a Ministry of Sound personal DAB.
Well, I suppose I got what I desevered when I bought my Bush CD/DAB for £30 in Richer Sounds... It really is a piece of shit.
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Post by boltonboris » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:32 am

If Big Sam was in charge we'd play the same way we do now, only we'd win games

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:34 am

If you tune into Talkshite around about now, you will get to hear the biggest wanker it's ever been my misfortune to clasp ears upon. His name's John Gaunt. Have a listen and try not to punch your radio in. Bet you can't.

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Post by Nozza » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:41 am

"Gaunty" is an absolute wanker. Writes for The Sun, IIRC.
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Post by coffeymagic » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:47 am

Is he talking about speed camera's by any chance?

Caller 'Hello John, great show as usual!'
John 'Thanks.'
Caller 'What it is right is I was doing 80mph in a twenny zone and I got flashed din I? I mean wotchu mena to do? I wasn't hurting anyone or nothink.'
etc etc etc.

The whole nation should bombard their email with 'You're a c*nt' all day long.

And don't surrender your endowment policy until you've spoken with AAP!

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Post by Raven » Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:48 pm

Always switch off when that anker Durham is on, definately anti Bolton and always having a dig.

Boring moron who just come up with outlandish statements to get a reaction,

Talksport went down in my estimation some time ago.

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Post by hisroyalgingerness » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:06 pm

first and foremost, how exactly would that be different to how we play now?

secondly i hope Sam listens to this. bearing in mind he's dying for a better job if he realised how much his playing style hurts his chances then he may consider giving us something better to watch week in week out which can only be good for us

incidently England could do a lot worse than a Kevin Davies up front elbowing, and he'd be doing it legally unlike that donkey Crouch who can't leave the floor at international level without getting a booking

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Post by Batman » Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:38 pm

Heard them last ngiht whilst cooking (DAB in the kitchen baby!) and moaning about a lack of English target men.


Took ALL my self control not to ring them up and shout DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Post by cowdrill » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:24 pm

coffeymagic wrote:Alan Parry an absolute know nothing about everything. He was running the FA at one point! That shows you how stupid the world is these days.

MIKE Parry has never run the FA!?!

what drugs you on my friend?


he was a journalist for some rag
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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:11 pm

Parry did work at the FA

I'd guess he was Press Liaison or similar

Parry and Brazil are brilliant

If you are perceptive enough to see what they're up to

And my 7 year old is......
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Post by Batman » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:13 pm

CAPSLOCK wrote:Parry did work at the FA

I'd guess he was Press Liaison or similar

Parry and Brazil are brilliant

If you are perceptive enough to see what they're up to

And my 7 year old is......

Never read their book then, you'll be disappointed.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:17 pm

Not enough pics for you, Radcliffe boy?
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Post by Batman » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:18 pm

The pop up bits are shit n all.

Bury mate.

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Post by CAPSLOCK » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:24 pm

Batman wrote: Bury mate.
Small town in Radcliffe 8)
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Post by Batman » Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:26 pm

No arguments there. Tell me what you think of Preston then Sir.

H and J during the day have their moments, but c*nts like Gaunt, Mendoza, Galloway and Garry f-ckin Bushell don't half wind me up, and now they've got Ian Wright on there then Jesus Christ I despair!

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Post by cowdrill » Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:14 am

H&J are okay :mrgreen:


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Post by coffeymagic » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:37 am

cowdrill wrote:
coffeymagic wrote:Alan Parry an absolute know nothing about everything. He was running the FA at one point! That shows you how stupid the world is these days.

MIKE Parry has never run the FA!?!

what drugs you on my friend?


he was a journalist for some rag
Yes, I meant Mike. Alan was doing the same know nothing job in boxing.

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