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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:08 am

either it's SPAM or Sammy & PG are desperate to get that list filled...

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:59 pm

I've only gone and pulled a Princess!




Title:

VERY EMERGENCY AND URGENT RESPONSE........


Dearest One
Good day and Compliments,
I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat this.
Infact, On coming accross your contact,i was touched spiritually and physically to connect you, with great feelings that you might be of great help to me,hence i decided to contact you. I am a very positive believer and my intuitions have never deceived me before as a result , i have the absolute convinction that you will neither betray nor disappoint me in this transaction,rather i am very hopeful that you will give me all the maximum assistance needed to realize this transaction.
I am a female student from University of Burkina-Faso,uagadougou. I am 25 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier eight months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death. I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth. He left the sum of 12.350 us dollars.
(TWELVE MILLION THREE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSANG )in a security company.This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in ourlocality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my
father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present,because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.6+

Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account, That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely.

I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my photograph as soon as I hear from you.


Yours sincerely,
PRINCESS NAFISA DIOKA.
YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Leonard » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:50 pm

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:I've only gone and pulled a Princess!




Title:

VERY EMERGENCY AND URGENT RESPONSE........


Dearest One
Good day and Compliments,
I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat this.
Infact, On coming accross your contact,i was touched spiritually and physically to connect you, with great feelings that you might be of great help to me,hence i decided to contact you. I am a very positive believer and my intuitions have never deceived me before as a result , i have the absolute convinction that you will neither betray nor disappoint me in this transaction,rather i am very hopeful that you will give me all the maximum assistance needed to realize this transaction.
I am a female student from University of Burkina-Faso,uagadougou. I am 25 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction.

Well, my father died earlier eight months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death. I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth. He left the sum of 12.350 us dollars.
(TWELVE MILLION THREE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSANG )in a security company.This money was annually paid into my late fathers account from Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in ourlocality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my
father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present,because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.6+

Now,i urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account, That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely.

I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my photograph as soon as I hear from you.


Yours sincerely,
PRINCESS NAFISA DIOKA.
Get the photo get the photo!!!

Tell her (it's probably a him) you're an extremely busy soldier of fortune, but you might just be able to help. Post a picture of yourself in good faith....

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:54 pm

I've just sent her one:

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She hasn't responded yet though!


Stop flapping Hoss, I didn't really send it!
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Post by CrazyHorse » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:03 pm

:whack:
Get it sent! I could do with TWELVE MILLION THREE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSANG dollars.
How many is a thousang anyway? Sounds like a lot.
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Post by Leonard » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:13 pm

CrazyHorse wrote::whack:
Get it sent! I could do with TWELVE MILLION THREE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSANG dollars.
How many is a thousang anyway? Sounds like a lot.
With Twelve Million Three Hundred Fifty Thousang we could buy a 'big name' for Peter T!!
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:22 pm

I don't get much spam these days as our junk mail filters take care of it. However, the junk mail file gets about 30-40 items per day. Looking at yesterday's supply I find:
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You call that a position? Soros said, a question that has become won that argument, though Soros still travels a good part of the time.
What bothers me is how do they know I need that stuff. I couldn't follow the Soros bit at all.

Then there is from Queen Nichols (with a US IP)
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and from Marion Gustafson (with an Italian IP)
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:42 pm

Cannot beat it but the other day I received 538 out of office spam emails on my home address!! Was a right pain!
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