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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:52 am

26% gay.

Through me at first when it was calculating thought it'd given me 100% :oops:
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Post by fatshaft » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:04 am

I'm a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate. (apparently) - 13%

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Post by fatshaft » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:05 am

David Lee's Hair wrote:26% gay.

Through me at first when it was calculating thought it'd given me 100% :oops:
Yup, thought the same, as did Verbal. Don't tell Commie though, it's wrong to have been worried like that apprently :roll:
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Post by superjohnmcginlay » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:08 am

20% - way too straight for modern times apparently.
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Post by TANGODANCER » Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:37 am

fatshaft wrote:I'm a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate. (apparently) - 13% Fine by me.
Says who, Graham Norton and the gay recruitment society? Love to know who makes these startling decisions telling us all what we are and should be, I really would. :|
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:11 am

36% and apparantly my mother always thought I might be a bit gay :crazy:
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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:23 am

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:36% and apparantly my mother always thought I might be a bit gay :crazy:
Very honest of her to tell you :mrgreen:
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:34 am

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:36% and apparantly my mother always thought I might be a bit gay :crazy:
Very honest of her to tell you :mrgreen:
Worst thing my mother ever said to me was "I wish you were gay, so we could go out for lunch"

The mind boggles.....
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:05 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:36% and apparantly my mother always thought I might be a bit gay :crazy:
Very honest of her to tell you :mrgreen:
if only it would inspire her to stop whinging at me for not being married with kids :roll:
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:30 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:36% and apparantly my mother always thought I might be a bit gay :crazy:
Very honest of her to tell you :mrgreen:
if only it would inspire her to stop whinging at me for not being married with kids :roll:
Well then you must be gay! What are you.. like 56? that's not 'feet tall' by the way!

I'd feel sorry for any woman popping out your giant offspring! :mrgreen:
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:37 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:36% and apparantly my mother always thought I might be a bit gay :crazy:
Very honest of her to tell you :mrgreen:
if only it would inspire her to stop whinging at me for not being married with kids :roll:
Well then you must be gay! What are you.. like 56? that's not 'feet tall' by the way!

I'd feel sorry for any woman popping out your giant offspring! :mrgreen:
I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:45 pm

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Montreal Wanderer wrote:26% and told to loosen up - women like guys with soft edges. :conf:
:?
I don't even know what that means.
me neither - hence the smiley.
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:51 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:36% and apparantly my mother always thought I might be a bit gay :crazy:
Very honest of her to tell you :mrgreen:
if only it would inspire her to stop whinging at me for not being married with kids :roll:
Well then you must be gay! What are you.. like 56? that's not 'feet tall' by the way!

I'd feel sorry for any woman popping out your giant offspring! :mrgreen:
I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
Whereas I on the other hand am 24, but have the complexion of a 97 year old cole miner
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Post by enfieldwhite » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:53 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote: Very honest of her to tell you :mrgreen:
if only it would inspire her to stop whinging at me for not being married with kids :roll:
Well then you must be gay! What are you.. like 56? that's not 'feet tall' by the way!

I'd feel sorry for any woman popping out your giant offspring! :mrgreen:
I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
Whereas I on the other hand am 24, but have the complexion of a 97 year old cole miner
Ashley, Andrew or Joe?
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:55 pm

enfieldwhite wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: if only it would inspire her to stop whinging at me for not being married with kids :roll:
Well then you must be gay! What are you.. like 56? that's not 'feet tall' by the way!

I'd feel sorry for any woman popping out your giant offspring! :mrgreen:
I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
Whereas I on the other hand am 24, but have the complexion of a 97 year old cole miner
Ashley, Andrew or Joe?
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Post by Abdoulaye's Twin » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:56 pm

boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote:
David Lee's Hair wrote: Very honest of her to tell you :mrgreen:
if only it would inspire her to stop whinging at me for not being married with kids :roll:
Well then you must be gay! What are you.. like 56? that's not 'feet tall' by the way!

I'd feel sorry for any woman popping out your giant offspring! :mrgreen:
I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
Whereas I on the other hand am 24, but have the complexion of a 97 year old cole miner
Best get a cleansing program together then, or when you're 97 you'll look like a swamp monster :shock:

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Post by David Lee's Hair » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:56 pm

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
No comment :mrgreen:
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Post by boltonboris » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:04 pm

David Lee's Hair wrote:
Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: I'd be a youthful 35 you cheeky scamp. As you know I don't look a day over 35 and probably a little nearer to 30. Its all that face cream y'know :wink:
No comment :mrgreen:
hahaha!! Gutted I didn't think of that!
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Post by americantrotter » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:15 pm

Havent we done this before?

anyhow, 36% gay.
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Post by Montreal Wanderer » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:29 pm

americantrotter wrote:Havent we done this before?

anyhow, 36% gay.
I think so but possibly a long time ago and perhaps on a forum far away.
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